Bony Boy goes to JJK World
Hey, there. Author here. Welcome back to the cesspool of bad writing and cliffhanger bullshit XD.
Someone asked if I have a Discord and I do have one, but I barely use it. I don't know if I should set up a channel or if you guys just wanna send me a DMs either. Anyways I'll have to brush up on the app first before I place it, but you can send me DM's here too. Unless you guys want a discord? Do most Authors have one?
I'll try to keep a steady upload schedule. Don't think I will go more than 3 days without uploading. I'm just warning you guys that if for some reason a few days passed and nothing new shows up. I didn't abandon the story. Something came up. That's all.
About wish upon a star. At the time when Ainz was dealing with Junpei's mom, he didn't try to cast wish upon a star since he believed he could do so. Only after he went on training abroad he noticed he couldn't. You can consider it a retcon or just my dumb ass not being good at portraying the wrong information from a character's pov, whichever you like the most. Also two cliffhangers XD.
A guest also pointed out Mahoraga and the fact that Megumi didn't use it against Ainz. I was conflicted to put it in but decided not to do it. I figured if Megumi did that Ainz would just take Yuji and leave even faster than in the story.
-Lots of spoilers on JJK read at your own risk.-
Gojo couldn't believe what Yuki proposed during the phone call. After spending multiple days without a clear plan on how to solve the Ainz problem, an almost perfect solution had fallen on his lap. He spread the word about it and arranged a meeting with the Zennin, Kamo, and pretty much everyone of note that he could think of.
Gojo himself had no other option but to doubt the validity of Yuki's words. 'What could possibly make Ainz show his hand like that to anyone when he held such an advantage over the jujutsu world.' Gojo thought. He was sitting on a desk inside one of the regular classrooms in the Tokyo branch of Jujutsu High waiting for the guests to assemble in Yaga's office.
The jujutsu world was turned upside down ever since Ainz's victory over Gojo had become public knowledge and all the missions involving the students were suspended and only the first-grade sorcerers were making rounds protecting the regular people. Now all the missions were suspended.
Everyone was ordered to stand by while the brass of the jujutsu world planned their next move. They were about to declare a formal alliance to defeat the Special Grade Curse before a call from Gojo came through. He explained a deal with Ainz himself with not only the capability to defeat the curse being thrown into the mix, but they could also further their own goals with it. All they had to do was play a game with Ainz.
It was all very sketchy and most didn't believe it at first... Until they received a call from the other Special Grade Sorcerer Yuki Tsukumo.
Instead of explaining or giving extra information, she said they could talk with her in person and clear out any doubts they had. Of course, she got a huge yes from all of them leading to the meeting Gojo was anxiously awaiting where they would not only get to hear about it from Yuki but also get their hands on this invitation.
Naobito from the Zennin clan was the first to show up. He was sober and alert, unlike the last time Gojo had met him. Both of them nodded to each other before Naobito quietly chose his seat.
'He's the first to get here... and he's sober too. This is bad. ' Gojo thought as he started realizing how powerful Ainz Ooal Gown had become. Within a few weeks, this curse climbed to the top of the jujutsu world and just the mention of his name was capable of turning the most self-servant idiot he had met into a somewhat proper guy... at least for a few hours.
Gojo could only picture the possibility of exorcising Ainz making him blind to the other part of the contract. A chance to gain your dreams. 'The Zennin family on top. Undisputed. That's what matters. ' Naobito reaffirmed to himself as he remembered the effort he spent to not drink or fool around, the effort he spent to not speak some shit about Gojo right when he saw the guy. All that mattered to him was checking up with Yuki and whether or not this was legit.
They both stayed in the room silently waiting for the main person, Yuki Tsukumo. Occasionally someone else would enter the room, but the same thing would repeat. Whoever entered the room would just casually nod to the others and sit down.
The classroom slowly became packed with the cream of the crop from the Jujutsu World. Normally if such an event were to take place most of them would need to be kept in different places to avoid unnecessary conflicts, but they all found a reason to accommodate each other's presence.
Yaga and Gakuganji were the only ones who ended up talking at all during the wait and what they had to say was not very nice.
The old jujutsu sorcerer walked to the front of the class. With a cold stare and venomous voice, he said, "We have brought in extra security in case Yuki has allied herself with the curse. " Gakuganji explained to everyone. The others looked at him with the same expression.
Even Gojo, who would be extremely against anything to do about killing her could not argue against this possibility. "She claimed to be friends with the curse, but that does not mean she betrayed us. " Gojo tried to convince the others not to jump the gun before he could get some answers.
"Last time you did something like that we ended up having to deal with the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons... just the fact we are all here is extremely dangerous. " Yaga counter-argued. He had spent the last night preparing his dolls in case of an attack, but even he knew that if Ainz and Yuki had truly joined forces nothing could stop them.
Kamo the student from the Kyoto branch got up and interjected. " Even the curse alone is unstoppable by conventional standards that's why we are here today." The boy explained. "Let's make an effort to make the deal work. " He concluded before sitting down.
The boy was the defacto leader of the Kamo family, even as a teen he was not only allowed to be at any relevant family meeting but he could also voice his opinion. He was accompanied by an advisor, an old man with a creepy face who never interacted with everyone but Kamo. This old man leaned toward Kamo and whispered in his ear.
Whatever he said made Kamo angry, the boy got up again and said. "I assume this meeting is a joint effort on how to exorcise the Special Grade Curse known as Ainz Ooal Gown. I don't believe I need to remind anyone here that this curse could be the worst disaster that happened in history since Sukuna himself. " He paused for a moment to let that information sink in.
Everyone nodded to Kamo who then continued, "I expect that none of you will take the possibility of gaining something from this deal as a priority over exorcising-"
"You do your thing and I'll do mine, kid. " Naobito said interrupting Kamo. The jujutsu sorcerer shook his head while giving a small grin to Kamo. "I know what I'm here for and no. I won't betray the jujutsu world for power, but if the honey is sweet then I will take it."
"You can't see -" Kamo was about to monologue again before noticing everyone's reaction. Gojo was the only one visibly disturbed by the suggestion of working with a curse while the others didn't seem to mind it too much. They all had a very casual attitude about it.
Gojo then turned to Kamo who finally understood the reasons Gojo had to hate the higher-ups. 'I wonder what they wouldn't sell for more power... ' Kamo thought as he lamented the reality of the situation.
Once that had settled down, everyone went back to waiting for Yuki and five minutes from the time they were given the door opened revealing the special-grade sorcerer.
Yuki confidently walked into the classroom. In her hands, she had many copies of an unknown cursed item in the form of a notebook. "Hello hello." She said with a huge smile before grabbing a piece of chalk and writing on the board: What is your dream?
Everyone became confused at that and the questions started rolling in, but Yuki ignored their mumbles as she picked up the notebooks and threw them toward the group. One was given to each clan.
"Everything you need to know is in there. I'll wait for the questions after you read it okay? " Yuki said before pulling out some earbuds.
Uncomfortably quiet. That was how one of the security guys reported the time it took until the negotiations started. They were used to hearing stupid taunts or just the usual threats, but this time... nothing. For 15 minutes, the craziest power-hungry and petty individuals in the world stopped fighting amongst each other and focused on something else.
Gojo was the first one to break the silence. He was already aware of most of the important details of the deal so all he did was a quick check and allow a good chunk of time for the others to read it for themselves. "This is too good to be true. " Gojo said with an annoyed voice.
Gakuganji followed up with a comment of his own. "I have to agree with Gojo on this one. Frankly, I'm worried he did something to you. " The old man said while stroking his long beard.
The room seemed to agree as pretty much everyone displayed a portion of their cursed energy as they prepared for a possible fight. Yuki didn't respond to the accusations from Gakuganji, but the comment from Gojo caused her to focus on him.
"But it is true. " Yuki responded as she removed her earbuds and prompted everyone to ask whatever questions they had.
Yaga raised his hand before asking, "This fee for participating? One Sukuna finger. Why? " He quickly opened the invitation on the first page before continuing. "Is he going to revive Sukuna? "
The mention of Sukuna caused everyone to swallow in fear. They all looked at Yuki with a hit of anxiety as sweat started to appear on their foreheads.
"He wants to absorb Sukuna. " Yuki said before covering her ears. She expected them to go wild, but to her displeasure everyone kept quiet.
Gojo placed his hand on his chin while a few scenarios played inside his head, but one point kept bringing him a bunch of anxiety. "Why is he telling us that? " He asked.
Yuki showed a terrifying smile before answering, "It's a deal he made with me. "
Yaga almost couldn't stop himself from bringing his cursed dolls into the room right after that, but one look at Gojo who was about to lose it forced him to reconsider. "What deal? Are you working for him? " Yaga asked.
'So he can work with others? This deal seems to be getting more realistic by the second. ' Naobito thought.
"He needs Tengen's permission to cast a huge Domain over an area without being bothered. " Yuki explained as she wrote Domain on the board. "Tengen is suppressing his power in Japan so he needs it to stop for-"
"How does he know that?! " Gakuganji screamed. The existence of Tengen was secret even for the jujutsu sorcerers and now a very powerful curse knew about it. It made little sense to the old man.
"Ainz figured it out on his own. He's smart like that. " Yuki explained. "Of course, he heard about Tengen and the barrier about me. "
"You... " Gakuganji's eyes widened. The veins in his forehead became pronounced and the old jujutsu sorcerer was about to lose it.
Yuki turned around and started drawing a huge circle on the board. She left the word Domain inside of it before writing Shibuya on the outside and then she started drawing a few layers inside the circle.
As she drew each of them she left a number on it. It went from 1 to 9 with the 9th circle having a cute skull drawn inside.
Yuki dropped the chalk on the floor before saying, "This will be the playground. " Her hands moved from one circle to the other as she explained the terrain.
"There will be nine layers for this barrier. The goal will be to get from the first layer all the way to the ninth player where Ainz will be waiting for you. If you die on the way there you forgo your soul to him, but if you make it to him you are free to do as you, please. " Yuki quickly grabbed one of the invitations and opened it to the last page.
"This is a description of each layer so you can have some idea of what to expect. I tried to get Ainz to say more, but this is all I got out of him. " Yuki explained before setting it notebook back on the table. "You'll have a small group of up to three people. Whoever has the notebook is the leader and the one who can get the reward at the end so you might want to keep it safe until then. "
Naobito immediately grabbed his invitation and hid it inside his kimono. Kamo asked his advisor to give it to him while Gojo started to spin it over his finger.
"What is this reward? " Naobito asked.
"It's whatever you want. The only limits Ainz mention were things like changing the nature of the universe of things on that scale. " Yuki answered. She leaned against the wall while biting on her nails. "I can't use it to get rid of cursed energy altogether for example."
Kamo nodded as he finally understood what Yuki wrote when she got here. He found himself wondering what he would get before realizing that was exactly what he didn't want to do. 'Exorcising the curse... it's all I should focus on. '
His advisor, however, had something else in mind. He quickly leaned in and whispered in Kamo's ear. "We need to figure out improvements to the family cursed technique, young master. "
Gojo shook his head as he saw Kamo falling prey to the same thing that got the other old idiots in the jujutsu world. There was no need to wonder what was going through Naobito's head or anyone else inside that room for that matter. 'The let's exorcise Ainz club just became let's bow down to him. ' Gojo thought as he looked around at their faces.
Yaga seemed to be one of the few who looked conflicted. He removed his glasses before raising another question, "How long do we have to get to him? "
Yuki opened the notebook again to page one and read it out loud. "24 hours until the Domain automatically shuts down. "
"And we are to expect many curses in this Domain? " Gakuganji asked.
"Of course. With this many restrictions and the help of Tengen, Ainz will have thousands of curses rooming around these layers. There will be traps all over the place too, but the most important part is that there will be a Special Grade Curse before you can move to the next layer. " Yuki answered while revealing a sinister smile. "You'll have to fight until you can find the only room where you'll be able to phase to the next layer. "
"I guess you got some info on them from Ainz. " Gojo said as he pointed his finger to Yuki. "That's cheating. "
Yuki laughed it off saying, "I'm not even playing the game. Ainz already promised me what I want. "
"Never imagined a back of bones having such good cock for you to ride like that. What are you getting out of this? " Gojo asked with a very disturbing smile.
"He'll get rid of all the cursed spirits in the world. " Yuki said.
"What?! " Everyone said at the same time.
"I thought you couldn't ask for things that go against nature itself. How is this different from getting rid of cursed energy altogether? " Yaga asked with a passive-aggressive tone.
"Every non-sorcerer leaks cursed energy throughout his life and that's what creates cursed spirits. Ainz will route all of the cursed energy to himself thus cutting off every other cursed spirit's supply. After we exorcise the ones who remain he will be the only one left. " Yuki explained with a passionate voice followed by a wide hand gesture. The image of a world where there would be no more cursed energy brought extreme joy to her.
"No cursed spirit but Ainz. Let's be a bit more precise about that. " Gojo said.
"Ainz will go from having boundless to infinite cursed energy. " Gakuganji said. "Isn't he already powerful enough? If he's going to do that why absorb Sukuna? "
Yuki shook her head before continuing, "Sukuna has to be in control of the body for the ritual to proceed... with his full power intact. "
Gojo's eyebrow twitched at that comment. "He's going to kill Yuji? "
Yuki turned to Gojo. "Weren't you gonna do that anyways? "
Both Gakuganji and Yaga nodded. "So he wants some extra juice before dealing with Sukuna? " Kamo asked.
"Yes. Win the game and use the cursed energy to gain more power and secure his victory over the king of curses-"
"Making him the new king of curses... " Gojo said interrupting Yuki. "Why are you so happy? What is the guarantee that he won't become like Sukuna? "
"Ainz and I are friends. I trust him to not be like that... " Yuki said. "Besides there's nothing you can do to stop it. This is just Ainz wanting to end it now instead of fighting for the next few years. "
"Either stop me now or I'll just do it by myself? Sounds like a lie to me. " Gojo said as he got up. "I think he needs Tengen's help to do that and he's just dangling a small ray of hope for us to fall into a trap. "
"Do we have any other choice though? " Yaga asked the group. Everyone kept quiet as they knew no one present was strong enough to deal with the problem. Gojo was the only person who kept pressuring them to decline until a red void opened in the room.
"Look at the time. " Yuki said as she quickly grabbed her phone. It had been over 40 minutes since the meeting had started. "My ride is here. " She said as she started walking toward it.
"If you're in just cover the invitation with cursed energy also be there at the time with the fee. Bye. " Yuki said before Gojo jumped in front of her. He quickly ran into the portal leaving her behind. "Gojo! "
Yuki jumped inside the portal right before it disappeared.
Yaga took a deep breath before saying, "There's still a few months before Halloween. Focus on getting Sukuna's fingers and creating a team and whatever you ask for at the end... make sure to exorcise Ainz Ooal Gown. " Yaga said as he released her cursed energy into the invitation causing the logo to shine.
Gojo jumped out of the portal expecting to face Ainz immediately after, but he stopped the moment he realized where he was. The jujutsu sorcerer quickly recognized Tengen's room, the weird gigantic tree, the houses, and even the man himself was there.
"Tengen why is-" Gojo stopped himself the moment he saw the same invitation on Tengen's hand, but unlike the one, he left behind this one had the logo shining. "You didn't. "
"Yes, he did. " Gojo heard a very familiar voice speak. He slowly turned around to find Ainz standing behind him.
Gojo was about to unleash his Domain only to feel his cursed energy diminishing. 'Over 50% of my power has disappeared. ' Gojo thought before Tengen spoke.
"No one's touching him until October 31 Gojo. " Tengen snapped his fingers creating a glass-like boss surrounding Gojo. "You can break out of it if you want, but then Ainz will have my permission to kill you. "
"Tengen! " Gojo covered himself with a lot of cursed energy.
Yuki ran out of the portal screaming, "Gojo stop! " She saw as Gojo was about to lose it before quickly turning to Ainz.
"Let's go. " Yuki said.
Ainz looked at Gojo. "Business is already concluded. I have no more need to stay here. " The undead pointed his palm to the right side before casting a spell.
[Gate]
Gojo immediately attacked the box which protected him. If exorcising Ainz was the only thing on his mind he could have let it go, but the fact that the undead still had Yuki somewhere made his choice an easy one.
However, Tengen and Yuki had no intentions of letting their showdown happen. Yuki quickly grabbed Ainz and jumped inside the portal with the undead in her grasp while Tengen quadrupled the barrier around Gojo.
Together they were able to buy enough time for them to leave. "What the hell are you doing? " Gojo asked Tengen.
"That's what I should ask you? You wanna die? " Tengen asked with a very loud tone. His final phrase echoed around the room making Gojo stop for a second.
They were both silent for a second before Tenge said, "There will be a perfect opportunity soon. Wait until then. "
Gojo shook his head. "Where he'll have the advantage?! " Gojo asked.
"He has the advantage now too. " Tengen responded. "He got here all by himself and demonstrated to me what his domain looks like. We can't fight him anymore. This is our only chance. "
"I hope you know what you're doing, Tengen. I really hope." Gojo said before teleporting away.
"Me too, Gojo. " Tengen said as he looked at the notebook. "Me too."
