6/2023: I can't believe I'm doing it, but I have chosen to revise this story as I like to think I am now better at English and funnier.
ENJOY
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Rin Kagami woke up to the sound of her alarm. She turned it off and closed her eyes again. Her mother came into the room and shook her lightly.
"Wake up, Rin-chan! It's the first day of school after summer," mother Kagami said while opening the blinds.
"Please, okaa-san… Just let me sleep…" Rin mumbled.
"If you don't get up now, I will get Lily-chan to carry you out of that bed," okaa-san Kagami threatened.
Rin was up in less than a second. She REALLY didn't want okaa-san to get Lily involved! Lily was Rin's onee-chan, and she was such a meanie! Not to mention a horrible skank, too! She would always dip little Rin's head in the toilet when they were younger. Every time Rin got excited about something, Lily would find a way to mock her and ruin her happy mood. Lily was the reason Rin had a story of an unhappy childhood that is obligatory to main characters. Rin was treated very unfairly!
Luckily, Lily was nowhere to be seen when Rin came downstairs to eat breakfast.
"What should I eat for breakfast, oranges, oranges or oranges?" Rin thought deeply.
"I think I'll go with oranges," she decided.
While eating her oranges and humming happily, she happened to glance at the clock on the wall. Even though Rin had woken up in time, somehow she was now going to be late!
"Crap! I'm going to be late!" she exclaimed.
Rin grabbed her school bag and dashed out of the door. She ran to school, sakura petals twirling in the air around her. When she finally made it to the school gates (narrowly in time, too), she instantly spotted her best friends from the crowd of like a thousand students.
"Miku-chan! Teto-chan!" she shouted to signal her arrival.
"Hi Rinny!" said the girls in unison, smiling happily.
The girls were giggling as they entered the high school, because giggling is what school girls do.
The three girls sat in the back row in class, next to each other. Rin sat in the middle: Miku sat on her right side and Teto on her left. They giggled some more, but then quickly shut up and stood up when the teacher entered the class.
"Ohio, students," the teacher said. [AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ohio means "good morning" in Japanese!]
"Ohio, Kiyoteru-sensei!" the class responded in unison.
"Today we have a new student joining us," said Kiyoteru-sensei. "Please treat him gently."
The door slid open: Rin craned her neck to try to see the new student, cursing herself for sitting in the back with her short loli physique. The new student, a blonde boy, walked in and stood in front of the class to introduce himself.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
"Hajimemashite. My name is Kagamine Len. Please take good care of me"
(The new guy is LEN! What a surprise! There's no way you saw that coming!)
"What a wonderful introduction, Kagamine-kun! You can take now a seat next to Kagami Rin-san over there," said Kiyoteru-sensei and pointed to an empty seat next to Rin.
"Wait, didn't Teto sit there just a second ago?" Rin thought.
However, Rin immediately forgot about the mysterious, unexplained disappearance of her best friend, as the hot new boy Len Kagamine lowered his butt in the seat next to her. (The seat just happened to be the one in the back, next to the window, where all the cool anime protagonists sit.) Rin couldn't take her eyes off of Len as the sunlight glimmered on his bishonen features. He looked like he could be Rin's twin brother or even mirror image, whatever sense that made! His cool mysterious eyes were blue, the color of a beautiful summer sky, his lips full and soft, his skin smooth and flawless. The light reflected beautifully on his shiny, golden hair. He had thick bangs that were somewhat messy in a hot sort of way, and in the back of his head his hair was tied into a small ponytail that looked like a sexy banana.
"What is he," Rin thought to herself. "The resemblance between him and me is so great that it's almost creepy! Our surnames are nearly the same, too! Naturally, the only rational thing to do in this situation is to try to get into his pants."
"Kagami-san, maybe you could show Kagamine-kun around during lunch break?" suggested Kiyoteru-sensei.
"Maybe you could," smiled Len and turned to face Rin. Poor Rin blushed so hard that she looked like a tomato!
~~~Time skip to lunch break~~~
(Imagine time skips etc. as if they were sung by a choir of angels)
Rin sat down in the cafeteria and took a sip of her orange juice. She was feeling very nervous, because after lunch she had to go show Len around the school! Her small little heart just wouldn't stop beating when he was around! (Well, she might die if it did)
"Hey, Rinny, you look worried. Is something wrong?" Miku asked suddenly while digging into her leek casserole.
"What? Of course not! I am definitely not thinking about Len-kun's hotness if that's what you're saying," said Rin a little too fast probably.
"Well, that's not what I was saying, but it's good that you're okay," Miku said and started gulping down her vegetable juice.
"Wait, did you hear what I said?" asked Rin, the blood running out of her face.
"Hear what?"
Thank god Miku was an airhead.
"Rin-chaaan!"
Rin heard a mature voice call her name. She saw an older, brown haired girl with large oppai running towards her, accompanied by another older girl with long pink hair and equally large oppai.
"Hi, Meiko-neesan and Luka-neesan!" Rin smiled.
"Nice to see you, Rinny-rin!" Meiko exclaimed and ruffled Rin's hair. Luka just nodded politely, which made her oppai jiggle.
Meiko was a very nice and protective girl. Rin liked to think of her as the supportive onee-chan that Lily failed to be. Luka was Meiko's best friend, and considered the most beautiful girl in the entire school of Vocaloid High.
Suddenly, a purple haired samurai-neko-ikemen approached Luka.
"Found you, honeybuns," he whispered and kissed Luka on the cheek.
"This is Gapuko, my new boyfriend," explained Luka before any questions were asked.
"Nice to meet you all," said Gupako and bowed.
"Now everybody has a boyfriend except me. I feel so ugly and unloved," said angsty Rin.
When the group had finished eating, Rin went to search for Len.
She found him in the garden, standing under the sakura tree and staring at nothing in particular, looking pensive and smart.
"Um… Shall we go look around?" Rin squeaked.
"Ah, yes! It is very friendly of you to help me, Rin-san." His kawaii smile as he said that almost swept Rin off of her feet.
~~~Five minutes later~~~
"So… Um, that is where the janitor keeps his brooms and buckets, and- oh! There are my friends! Let's go introduce you!" Rin said and unknowingly grabbed Len's hand.
"Hey guys," said Rin to her friends. "Len-kun, these are my best friends Miku Hatsune and Teto Kasane, we're all in the same class."
"Watashi wa sekai de ichiban ohime-sama," said Miku cheerfully, forgetting that this story is supposed to be in English.
"I have no personality," said Teto, smiling blankly.
"I do not appear in this story," said Gumi, who didn't actually say anything because she does not appear in this story.
"I hope we will all get along well," said Len and bowed.
"I'm sure we'll do. Class is about to start soon, so we better get going," laughed Miku, linking her arms with Rin.
~~~In class~~~
"You will now be assigned a partner for the big, huge, giant school project to start off the year," said Kiyoteru-sensei. "The pairs will be decided by drawing your names out of this hat." Kiyotery-sensei held up an old, patched up felt hat that smelled a little funny up close.
Soon, everybody had been paired up with someone. And somehow, they had all been paired up with their lover. Miku Hatsune was with Mikuo Hatsune, Teto Kasane with Ted Kasane and so on.
It's time to explain something: In Vocaloid High, there exists an opposite gender clone of everyone. Each one has the same surname as their counterpart and a very similar first name, but they are not related to each other at all. And everybody is dating their clone. Nobody finds this weird or creepy at all. The only exceptions to this phenomenon are the vocaloids who have a designated love interest, like Meiko and Kaito, or Luka and Papugo.
This fact of life in the Vocaloid universe is not to be questioned. It is not to be called "creepy", or "unnatural", or "stretching the suspension of disbelief too far".
Anyway, Rin had bravely stuck her hand into the gross hat and drawn up the name of… the steamy Len Kagamine. Who else could she have possibly ended up with, as there were only 34 other students in her class? And now, they were trying to work together on planning their project. In reality, Rin could not focus on the subject at all because Len's hotness was radiating into her eyes like a thousand suns. She would surely be blind before the lesson would even end!
Len somehow managed to be shota and ikemen at the same time. He was IkeLen!
Rin could only imagine him having hot, firm, oiled abs hidden under that cute shirt of his. She could imagine bringing him into her bed, him stripping off all his clothes, and… No! No! She shouldn't think of things like that!
Little did Rin realize, Len was ogling at her, his mind on the same topic.
Rin's delicate loli-moe-kawaii-shoujo-mikan body, in orange and black laced underwear, laying on his bed, and him unhooking her sacred garment and getting a load of… No! No! He couldn't spoil Rin's precious, innocent moe mind and body like that! He had to come up with a careful strategy to get his banana into her donut hole.
Both blue-eyed blondes were snapped out of their thirsty daydreams when the final bell of the day rang.
"Um… I see we didn't get anything done," Rin mumbled.
"Yeah, we didn't. What if we did the project at my place tomorrow?" Len suggested suggestively.
"Sounds great! So… See you tomorrow! Okay bye!" Rin said sheepishly.
Rin pressed her hands against her blushing cheeks as she walked home with her two best friends. She was invited to Len Kagamine's house! Well, it was only for a school project, but what we've learned from many stories is that "school projects" usually lead to some exchanging of bodily fluids.
"Can you believe this guys, Len-kun invited me over," she exhaled.
"Are you going to have SEX?" Miku screamed.
"I don't know," Rin moaned. "Why would he think of me like that? I'm so plain and average and regular and mousy and nerdy," she ranted and flipped some of her angelic locks off of her model-like goddess face.
"Well, he just seems like he could be into you," Miku said. "What do you think, Teto?"
"I think whatever you think," said Teto mindlessly.
"Oh, look, we have already arrived at my house. Bye girls," said Rin, fishing out her keys.
"Bye Rin!" Said the other girls, in unison like satellite character best friends are supposed to do.
Rin felt very restless for the entire evening. Something was bubbling in her stomach all the time and she was sure it was the absolute feeling of true love that she had developed during that very day. Though it could've been a fart, too.
She couldn't get any sleep that night. Past midnight she was rolling around in her sheets, staring at the ceiling, thinking about her first ever teenage love interest that would surely become the most important person in her life, and their love would surely blossom into something so strong that it would last until the day they died. The mental image of Len and the plans for the next day made her heart and ovaries beat so hard that she couldn't fall asleep. So she stayed up and kept whispering his name over and over again to see if it would get old.
Guess what?
It didn't.
~~~This chapter ends here~~~
6/2023: Yeah I don't know either.
