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Rin was feeling very, very nervous. She currently stood on the doorstep of the Kagamine residence, waiting for somebody to open the door. However she knew where Len lived will forever stay a mystery, since she didn't even have his phone number yet.

After a while the door opened and revealed none other than Len, his hair slightly wet and his white shirt unbuttoned. He smelled like shower.

"Damn, the shota does have abs," thought Rin.

"Sorry you had to wait so long, Rin, I was in the shower, showering my body," Len apologized.

Apparently, he thought it was convenient to be taking a shower at 4 p.m. just before his guest arrived. But hey, it's not like Rin was complaining about his hot after-shower look.

"That's okay, Len! So why don't we get started on the project?"

"You could come in first."

"Oh, right."

Rin came in and looked around. Len's home looked like a pretty normal home. It seemed like nobody else was home, though.

"Do you want something to eat?" asked Len.

"Hmm… Do you have any oranges?"

"I don't think so, but we do have bananas."

"Okay, bananas are fine too, I suppose."

Len tossed a banana to Rin, then took one for himself and they both sat down on the black leather couch. They started eating their bananas and planning the project.

Suddenly, Len leaned in and took a bite out of Rin's banana.

"Hey, that's my banana!" Rin exclaimed.

"Sorry, I thought it was my banana!" Len said with a sly dog smirk.

"It's in my hand," Rin pointed out.

"Our hands look exactly the same!"

Rin looked at Len's banana. Then she took revenge by taking a bite out of Len's banana. By "Len's banana" I mean the one that was in his hand. Specifically in his left hand: in his right hand was a whole different kind of "Len's banana."

"That was an indirect kiss," Rin thought, blushing like the infamous tomato.

"I guess that makes us even now," Len laughed sexily. Then he leaned his face very close to Rin's and said very cheesily: "Let me take the upper hand again."

And then they made out.

The project was totally forgotten, because fuck the project, that thing was just thrown in to the plot just to make these two quickly bang or something.


~~~Time skip to school~~~

Len was occupying the Cool Guys' Spot in the garden with his two new bros and dudes, Kaito and Gagapo. Indeed they were now inseparable friends and also the most popular guys in school. Don't ask for a reasonable explanation for how these losers are the most popular guys, because there isn't one.

"Guys, do you have any advice on how to get into an inexperienced moe girl's heart and also her pants?" asked Len.

"Why, you have someone in mind?" Kaito raised his eyebrows.

"I met Rin Kagami two days ago and I am now certain that she is the love of my life," said Len.

"I've been dating Luka for like two weeks, so I am a certified master at matters of the heart (and pants)," said Pugako and made a face that looked very samurai.

But Gakpak wasn't a real samurai, he just really wanted to think of himself as one. Still, he managed to be one of the most admired boys in school besides Len and Kaito. If this story was realistic, people would think he was a little strange, perhaps. But because nothing here makes sense, it is to be accepted that his pretend samurai-ness only increases his sexiness, and sexiness increases popularity. His hot, long eggplant ponytail is also totally not gay at all. It does not cause other men to desire him carnally. (It's true.)

"You have to show her that you truly care about her and really want to be with her," said Kagaipo, pretty much stating the obvious, because the author can't write good advice on love as she doesn't know shit about it.

"Thanks, Kaito and Gapu! I know what to do now!" exclaimed Len and quickly ran away, getting a sudden burst of energy from the crappily written advice.

Meanwhile at Rin and her friends' hangout spot, Rin was only thinking about the only thing that mattered at the moment, her dearest Kagamine Len-kun-chan. And also oranges, because her character was not developed beyond these two things yet.

"I'm so rich and popular, hahaha! I really love leeks!" Miku blabbered.

"Your hair looks so beautiful, Miku-chan," Teto complimented emptily. "I do not have a life of my own."

"What are you thinking about, Rin?" asked Miku, annoyed at Rin for not paying attention to their pointless exchange of words and thoughts.

"Len-kun," Rin said dreamily.

"This is getting old already and it's only the second chapter!" Miku huffed. "Oh, it looks like mentioning Kagamine-kun summoned him!"

Len ran towards Rin with that anime-ish determined look in his eyes.

"Rin-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" He roared with way too many a:s.

He was totally not exhausted at all after running literally from the other side of the school faster than lightning, powered by his endless love for Rin-chan-mikan-tan. The previous sentence was not sarcastic.

"Kagami-san, please go on a date with me, onegaishimasu!" Len proposed, bowing very japanesely.

"Len-kun…" breathed Rin again for no reason.

"My feelings towards you are definitely genuine, so… please accept my request!" Len said, sounding like an awkward anime sub.

"Len-kun…" said Rin yet again, sounding like one of those orgasming anime girls who lack the ability to say anything except their love interest's name.

"I… I will accept it!"

"Finally she stopped gasping for him like a broken record," said a relieved Meiko, who totally was there the whole time even though it wasn't mentioned.

"Now Rin is not lonely anymore," said Luka who also was there the whole time.

"Way to go, Len!" shouted Gupo, who was supposed to be somewhere else.

"That's our boy," cheered Kaito, who was also supposed to be somewhere else.

"Yay for young love!" shouted Haku, who appears in this story for the first time.

"Good luck!" said someone named Sakura, whose identity and random appearance will never be explained.

"What's going on?" asked Kiyoteru-sensei who probably just walked by or something.

By the way, guess which vegetable Rin's face looked like?


Nobody noticed that somebody was stalking them. That somebody was a pretty, yellow haired girl with neko-like eyes and a long side ponytail. During Len's confession, she was snapping pictures of the blonde lovebirds with her cell phone. The girl was widely known to be bitchy and jealous, even though she hadn't really done anything yet to prove it. But the readers must dislike her already, because in Japanese fanworks, Len is often paired up with her instead of the favorite of the western weeaboos, Rin.

Even saying her name will send the hardcore RinLen shippers into an unstoppable rage tantrum, with endless screaming and crying at the thought of Len even looking at a girl that is not his twin.

Neru Akita.

Do you feel the rage already?

"Who does that bitch think she is? She has no right to be close to Len-kun, he's MY boyfriend even though he doesn't even know who I am," Neru whispered angrily.

Neru sent a picture of Len and Rin to all the members of the Kagamine Len fan club (run by her), with a caption: "Look at this bitch, getting asked out on a date by our sweet Len-kun. She must be destroyed."

Neru had indeed started a club called the Kagamine Len fan club. It had only been two days since Len came to Vocaloid High, and his fan club already had more than 50 members, so many girls and boys were lusting and drooling over him only.

Neru smirked evilly and closed her phone.

Meanwhile elsewhere, one particularly… fanatic member of the fan club felt a vibration in her pocket. She flipped her phone open (they still use flip phones because) and read the text sent by the Akita bitch.

"My Len-kun… Going on a date with some ugly skank bitch?" gasped the girl, who was surprisingly named Tei Sukone.

"I can't, I won't let such a thing happen! I'll save my precious Len-kun from that wicked bitch," she declared towards the sky, probably looking like a total idiot. Then she started devising an evil plan to get rid of Rin. A psychotic grin appeared on her cucumber-loving, Len-obsessed face.

Tei was known as a yandere who had definitely killed people before and got caught for it too, but apparently the authorities thought that this obviously psychopathic, delusional, sadistic, murderous individual's place was out in regular society, probably because she was just a little girl or something.

"Just you wait, Kagami Rin. The end of your life is near!"


~~~Time skip to Saturday evening~~~

Rin and the empty shells also known as her best friends were in Rin's room picking an outfit for the date. The entire contents of Rin's wardrobe were scattered all over the floor. None of her various outfit options felt right! Angsty face.

"Waah! I so don't have anything to wear!" Rin cried buried under the mountain-sized pile of expensive and stylish clothes.

"Aww come on, everything so far has looked amazing," Miku groaned.

"Nothing looks amazing because I am so ugly! My chest is too flat and my stomach is too fat and I'm too tomboyish to wear any of this stuff!" cried the very girly girl Rin.

"How about this one?" asked Miku and held up an orange poofy dress that appeared out of nowhere. Rin had never seen it before and had no idea she had it. It was like straight out of Rin's dreams!

"It's perfect for the date! Thank you, girls!" Rin exclaimed joyfully and hugged Miku and Teto, the latter of whom had done absolutely nothing to help.

Rin picked some black pumps, a black bracelet and an orange and black bow. She also applied some orange lipstick and dark mascara, and she was good to go!

"But wait, I have no idea where we are going!" Rin realized. "Oh, look! Len's number has magically appeared in my contact list! I'm going to ask him," she said when she realized that Len's number had magically appeared in her contact list.

She texted Len and found out that they were going to some sort of fancy club and karaoke thingy.

"It's time for me to go now, wish me luck!" Rin said excitedly.

"Good luck, Rin," said the girls because they will do anything Rin asks.


~~~At the fancy club and karaoke thingy~~~

"Crap, I am late!" exclaimed Rin, because female protagonists are always late wherever they go to demonstrate they are cute and relatable.

Len was already waiting for her at the fancy club and karaoke thingy's doors.

"Len-kuuuuun!~Sorry I'm late!"

"I can forgive you for being late since you look so good," said Len, eyeing Rin from head to toe.

Len was dressed in a white shirt, a black tie and black skinny jeans. He was oozing with hotness and sexiness.

"Let's go in, shall we? Ladies first," said Len and opened the door for Rin which was very gentlemanly for a 14-year old and actually in-character for one that's trying to impress a girl.

The lovers sat in a nice booth and started thinking about what they would like to drink.

"I'll take anything orange-flavored," said Rin, surprising everyone.

"And anything banana-flavored is fine for me," said Len.

"Will you just make your fucking orders more specific?" said the waitress.

~~~A moment later ~~~

"Would you like to sing karaoke, Rin?" asked Len, who obviously wanted to hear Rin sing karaoke.

"Nooo! I'm too shy and besides, my voice is not even that good!" Rin said, blushing tomato red.

"But look at all the songs they have!" Len tried.

Rin looked at the song list. "Suddenly, I am not so shy anymore!" she exclaimed and jumped onto the stage to sing karaoke.

"I will now sing a very rarely-used song: Migakita no chuo!" (Butterfly on your right shoulder)

Everybody cheered. Rin started singing:

[Insert song lyrics here]

When the song ended, the crowd was going wild.

"Rin," Len gasped. "I had no idea that you could sing like that!"

"Was I really that bad?" asked Rin the angstball, always thinking negatively of her practically perfect self.

"No! I mean, your voice… It's better than any voice that I have ever heard! I'm surprised that you don't sing more often!" said Len, who still couldn't believe his eargasming ears.

"Thank you for making me believe in myself Len-Kun," Rin thanked and smiled a very kawaii sparkly moe smile that melted Len's heart.


~~~After the date~~~

The date had been a perfect success and Len was walking Rin home, because it was dark and scary outside.

"Thank you for walking me home, Len-kun. And thank you for the amazing date," said Rin when they arrived at the Kagami mansion. (Did Rin live in a mansion before? Cause now she does OKAY)

"I really had fun tonight, Rin," Len smiled and gave Rin a light kiss on the lips. "See you the next time I see you, bye."

"Bye…" exhaled Rin, enchanted. Then she started walking across the vast garden to get to the door.

But poor, defenseless, precious, pure, delicate Rin had no idea that an evil psycho was lurking in the nearest bush. In a split second, Rin felt skinny arms wrapping around her tightly. A pale hand clasped over her mouth making her unable to scream for help. She realized her attacker was holding a gun in their other hand and pointing it towards her neck.

"Now it would be bang-bang and bye-bye, bitch," said a soft but creepy feminine voice, which then broke into a psychotic laugh.

~~~Chapter 2 ends here~~~


I am sorry for this train wreck.

Much suspenseful,

Very mystery,

Such anticipation!

How is our protagonist Rin going to get out of this trouble? Will she survive?

Find out in the next chapter that nobody asked for!