Oh my god, the sentences I write for this.


Rin woke up in the morning after a wonderful night of dreaming about Len-kun and mikans. She stretched a little. The sun was shining beautifully through the window. Everything was perfectly perfect, except for one thing.

"CRAP, I'M GOING TO BE LATE!"

You had an alarm clock in the first chapter, Rin. Whatever happened to that?

Rin stormed out of her house with a slice of toast in her mouth, like in those animus.

"Rin-chan, wait! Come back! You're in your pajamas!" RIn's mom shouted after her. Rin looked down at herself. She had, indeed, been in such a hurry that she ran out wearing her orange orange-patterned pajamas! 6-year-old kids would find this incident hilarious.

After changing into her school attire, Rin ran all the way to school. Her mom was a real jerk for not waking her up even though she knew Rin was going to be late! Not watching where she was going, Rin bumped into someone and fell down on her buttocks.

"Itai… あっ! Gomennasai!" said Rin, suddenly speaking Japanese, and stood up quickly. The person she had bumped into was a boy that looked almost exactly like Len. What was up with all the boys looking like Len? The boy had ebony dark charcoal onyx raven jet black hair and yellow golden honey citrine canary lemon eyes. He looked at Rin very coldly. He gave off a gothic, kind of a cool lone wolf aura.

He opened his pale ghostly gothic white ivory fair lips and a single word exited them coolly and smoothly:

"Ugh."

"So… bye!" said Rin and ran away. "I have a feeling I'm going to see him again later," Rin thought. "I don't know why the fuck is that, but I just feel it so it must be true! Is this… Was this foreshadowing?"


~~~In class~~~

Kiyoteru-sensei was doing a roll call.

"Where is Rin-chan?" Len thought to himself and not the others. "Oh no, I sure hope she's not sick!" he thought and looked at Rin's empty seat in front of him. (If you remember the first chapter, Rin sexts (Author actually wrote that by accident and it was too good to leave out) sits next to Len, not in front of him. Author, you should know these things.)

"Kagami Rin?" called Kiyoteru-sensei.

At that very second, Rin miraculously kicked the door open and shouted: "HERE!"

"Oh my… what a coincidence," said Kiyoteru-sensei.

When the roll call had ended, Kiyoteru-sensei said: "Now, I already said this in the very beginning of the lesson, but because the protagonist wasn't present yet, I will say it again. Two new students will be joining us today."

Again, very coincidentally, someone knocked on the door.

"Ah, that must be them!" Kiyoteru-sensei said and went to open the door.

The new students appeared and Rin gasped. One of them was the boy she had bumped into earlier! What were the odds? The other new student was a girl that looked like his twin, and she also looked like a dark goth version of Rin. This was not unusual in the Vocaloid world.

"Hello. My name is Kagene Rei, and this is my twin sister, Kagene Rui," the boy said, not even letting his sister introduce herself, that jerk. They both looked like unfriendly emo gothics, because in the Vocaloid world, black hair automatically means unfriendly emo gothics.

"Oh fuck, this can't be true!" Len thought, his eyes as wide as big saucers. "It's the mean bully from my old school who meanly bullied me because he was so jealous that I was so popular and he was an emo gothic freak!"

It was such a coincidence that these people from Len's old school just happened to transfer to the same school as him, very soon after he transferred. One could surmise they switched schools for the sole purpose of bugging our Lenny-kun, which is a completely believable thing to do.

Rin watched as Rui sat in the empty seat next to her. (Sayonara, Miku! You're not important enough to sit next to the protagonist anymore.)

"Why do all the new students have to sit next to me?" Rin thought. She sweatdropped and chibified like in an animu, because it was 100% physically possible.

Rui kept eyeing Rin and Len strangely for the whole day. Rin was obviously creeped out by this dark onyx ebony raven charcoal-

Okay, I slapped the author. Next time she writes like that, I'll kill her for good.

Anyway, Rin strongly disliked the new kids, even though she hadn't even talked to them yet. But because Rin got the first impression that the twins were pure evil Satan's bastards, it had to be true, right?


~~~After school at Rin's~~~

Rin was hanging out with her friends in her room. They were talking about basic girly things like boys, guys and dudes, because that's all girls ever talk about.

"I wonder what Len's doing right now," Rin thought, and as if on cue her phone started vibrating in the back pocket of her sexy buttock-exposing white shorts that she was wearing even though it was not summer anymore.

"You got a vibrator?" Meiko joked, grinning like a sly dog.

"It's my phone, baka!" Rin exclaimed, blushing like a tomato. (Tomato counter: 4)

Rin opened her sugoi pink glittery Japanese flip phone that was completely covered in desu stickers and kawaii bling-bling rhinestones of different colors that looked like rainbow vomit. The caller was none other than her beloved koibito, Len-kun desuuuuu! The u:s are stressed.

"Hello?"

"Hello, Rin-chan! Are you busy right now? I didn't interrupt anything important, did I?"

"Oh, not at all! I was just hanging out with my friends at my place."

"Okay, good, good… Listen, I just called you to ask if you could come to my place tonight at 9 o'clock?"

"That's pretty late, but okay! I shall accept!"

"Awesome, see you then! Bye!"

"Bye," said Rin and closed the phone. Her friends immediately gathered around her like little hens.

"Was it Len? It was Len, wasn't it? It was Len! What did he say? Did he say something hot? Are you finally going to bang? Are you finally going to have sexual relations with each other?" Miku inquired repetitively.

"He invited me to his place at 9 o'clock! He didn't say anything else but I know for a fact that hot, juicy banana orange sex will ensue," Rin said. "You all have boyfriends, right? Can you give me some advice?"

"I know!" Luka shouted. "Shake your oppai in front of him! My dearest sex toy- I mean boyfriend Gakupakupouko absolutely loves it when I shake my oppai in front of him until he nosebleeds for hours!"

"But I can't do that! I have the flattest pettanko AA-cup ever known to Vocaloid," Rin cried, squeezing her perfectly fine orange-shaped firm boobies.

"Kaito and I are the best couple ever," Meiko bragged. "Our usual romantic night starts with me hitting him with sake bottles and strangling him with his scarf, and when we get to bed, I whip him like a horse and make him scream my name. And he will never tell a thing to the police! That is true love."

"Me and my brother- I mean lover Mikuo are as close as conjoined twins, even though I haven't been spending any time with him in this story. We both love negis! If that isn't romance magic and destiny and blah blah blah unicorns horses, then I don't know what is!" Miku said and sighed dreamily.

"Bread," Teto said.

"Thank you girls! Now I'm ready to really win his heart and also his banana!" Rin exclaimed. Then there was a group hug and a lot of annoying giggling. Come on girls, get yourselves a personality.

~~~Meanwhile at Len's~~~

Len was hanging out with his guy dude bros, Kaito and Kapago. In fact, they had made Len call Rin by threatening to steal his banananas if he didn't do it. Oh, the horror, the horror!

"Oh crap! It is suddenly 9 o'clock!" Len shouted, looking at the big clock on the wall. "You guys have to leave before Rin gets here."

"Okay, we'll leave…" said Kaito and shared looks with Gagap. "We'll leave alright…"

They went downstairs and hid in the bathroom, snickering.

Then the doorbell rang and Len came downstairs to answer the door. It was Rin, of course. She was wearing the most kawayy white ruffled top, a yellow short harajuku-esque skirt and black over knee socks. She was standing innocently pigeon-toed and she had the most pure lolita expression on her face. Her bunny bow bobbed like it had a life of its own.

"Konbanwaaa, Len-kuuuun!~"

"Come inside, Rin-chan!" Len smiled.

Rin came inside Len-

-Len's house. She came inside Len's house. That's what I was going to say. Yes indeed.

They went upstairs to Len's room together.

"Would you like some orange soda?" asked Len, who was suddenly shirtless now!

"Yes, please, arigatou!" said Rin, drooling over Len's hot abs. Soon, Len brought two wine glasses full of the delicious orange drink.

The author is too lazy to write any realistic buildup, so we'll skip straight to the action.

Rin decided it was time to get sexy. She started shaking her oppai in front of Len's face.

"Ooooohhhh! Sexy!" said Len and bit his lip. He quickly unzipped his pants. Then Rin ripped off her shirt and skirt, revealing slutty– I mean sultry orange black-laced underwear.

"Hot dayum!" said Len and blood sprayed out of his nose like a spitting fish fountain.

The next thing that happened was that Rin and Len fucked and fucked and fucked each other like horny rabbits. Even though they were supposed to be awkward 14-year-olds, everything went so smoothly and not awkwardly at all for them, the sex was just like in all teh movies. When they were done exchanging their sweet juices, they just snuggled together with soft, satisfied smiles. Rin fell asleep with the pleasant sensation of Len's banana and two oranges touching her butt cheek.


~~~In the morning~~~

Len woke up in his giant bed with his banana throbbing slightly. He looked at the sleeping Rin's face and smiled gently. "We really did it last night," he thought.

Pretty soon Rin woke up and went to the upstairs bathroom to take a shower. She didn't even bring a towel, WTF. Len had to piss and poop, so he went to the downstairs bathroom. But there was a surprise waiting for him.

"Kaito? Papago? What the hell are you doing in my bathroom? I thought I told you to leave!"

"Sorry, Len! We just had to stay to invade your privacy! This bathroom is right beneath your room, so we heard everything that went on there last night," Gapkag said and Kaito nodded.

"How is this even possible? How come Leon didn't notice you?"

"I never notice anything," said Leon from behind his magazine that he was reading on the sofa.

"But… didn't you get hungry or something?" Len asked.

"We ate your toothpaste!"

Len facepalmed.

"…Get out," he grumbled.

~~~5 minutes later~~~

Rin was scrubbing herself in the shower and singing a generic Kagamine song. Suddenly, the door burst open, because bathroom doors totally do not have locks. Len, who had just walked in on Rin showering, blushed like a tomato. (Tomato counter: 5)

"Oh, Rin-chan… I'm so sorry!" he apologized, acting all embarrassed. That dirty bastard did it on purpose, he totally knew that Rin was in the shower!

Rin just stood there butt naked, staring at him with a deadpan expression.

"Len-kun, it's too late to make a scene like this in this story. We had sex last night, so this isn't really awkward anymore."

"Blame the author," said Len.


~~~A few days later~~~

A few days later, everybody in Vocaloid high knew that Kagami Rin and Kagamine Len were an item and that they had fucked each other, thanks to the big mouths of Kaito and Cagupo. (That one was so close, author! You'll get it someday.)

One day during lunch break, Rin sat alone on a bench in the sakura garden, reading a book. Then she heard two people walk up to her. She lifted her eyes and saw Kagene Rei and Rui, the terrifying new students!

"Hello, Kagami-san," Rui spat.

"H- Hi?" Rin said uncertainly.

"So, you and Kagamine-kun are officially together now?" Rei asked.

"I guess so," Rin answered. Rui plopped down next to her.

"Wow, congratulations, Kagami-san!" she exclaimed with a very poorly faked smile, which soon turned into a real devilish smirk.

"I know he slept with you. But you weren't his first one, you know."

"I wasn't?" Rin was surprised.

"Nope. He used to fuck me in middle school when we were like 12," Rui bragged, even though that wasn't really something to be proud of. Rin couldn't believe her ears. She felt so betrayed! Len, the guy for whom she had given up her precious virginity, wasn't a virgin himself!

"And you're not even his second one," Rei added. "You wanna know the truth? He's actually in a sexual relationship with your best friend, Hatsune Miku. He never loved you, he's just playing you. Thye're all laughing at you behind your back, you know."

Rin was feeling so betrayed that she couldn't even say anything anymore. Her heart was absolutely shattered. Surely the new shady students that were known to ruin people's lives with lies were telling the truth? She knew all along she shouldn't have trusted anybody even though she literally trusted everybody in this story!

Rin quickly got up and ran all the way home.

"Rin, why did you come home so early? Is something wrong? " her mom asked when Rin came in.

"Don't talk to me! You can't understand how I feel!" Rin yelled and ran to her room. She threw herself on her princess bed and couldn't hold her tears anymore. She started sobbing uncontrollably into her pillow.

Imagine a good, dramatic ending line here for this chapter because I sure as hell can't think of one right now.

~~~Chapter 4 ends here~~~


I died while writing this chapter and then I came back and then I shot myself in the head and died and then I came back again and published this chapter

I hope you didn't die while reading this

Bye