To whoever is still reading this li'l story of mine: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I have been so, so busy lately. And by "busy" I mean lazy.

I was going to write when summer started, but then I went to Stockholm and stuff

Peace The WARRIOR: Your stories are awesome, too! I remember BBML being one of the first Vocaloid fics I've ever read when I was about 12.


It was time for gym class in Vocaloid High. Our beloved daughter Rin was changing into her sekkushi Japanese PE uniform, consisting of a white shirt and bloomers. She took off her shirt and got major depressive disorder when she looked at her A-cup boobies. She shifted her eyes to Meiko and Luka, who were chatting with each other, shirtless. Rin stared jealously and not at all creepily at her friends' huge knockers.

Suddenly, the door opened and some guys just barged in, shouting pervy things.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" all the girls screamed, trying to hide their chests with their shirts.

"PERVERRRRRTS!"

No male in the Vocaloid world had any sense of decency and respect whatsoever.


"Today we will be playing volleyball," informed the gym teacher, Tonio.

The students were divided into teams with both girls and boys. Conveniently, Rin ended up in the same team with Len and all her friends. The other team included Kaito's brother Akaito, who was a rude athletic man-bitch, and that bitch Neru Akita. Also all the rest were bitches to some degree too because yes they are.

When the teacher blew his whistle, Akaito jumped up and mercilessly slammed the ball to the other team's side with a gross grin on his face. Immediately, a spark of determination flashed in Len's eyes and he whammed the ball back to the other side so hard that it caught on fire mid-air and slammed into the floor, leaving behind a smoking crater. The bitch team was shocked, serves them right because they were such bitches.

"Wow, Len-kun! That was really good!" Rin said in awe, blushing slightly at the smexy sight of her sweating boyfriend. Len looked at her and gave her the most shota ikemen adorable cool bara smile that almost swiped Rinny off her feet.

"Thanks," he said hotly.

While drooling over Lenny-kun, Rin didn't notice that the ball was coming towards her.

"Kagami-san! It's right to ya!" a random guy shouted.

"Oh, right!"

Rin started running backwards to catch the ball, but like the clumsy moeblob she was, she clumsily tripped over nothing and fell down painfully, spraining her ankle.

"I have sprained my ankle!" she moaned hysterically, clutching her ankle daintily and for some unexplained reason fainted immediately.

"RIN-CHAN!" Len cried.

"Kagamine-kun, can you take her to the infirmary?" Tonio asked.

"Hai, sensei!" Len lifted Rin on his back and started piggybacking her to the infirmary. Rin's girlfriends started over-worriedly wondering aloud if Rin was going to be okay, because the world is totally spinning around that twerp.

Len knocked on the door of the nurse's office. Almost immediately, the door was opened by the school nurse, Sakura Neko-No-Konekonekonone Kistune Ichigone (The UTAU of Author's friend, who basically bribed her to include her in this story because it's her "favorite story evaaar!" Also, completely unrelated to the character named Sakura who briefly appeared in chapter 2)

The nurse Sakura Neko-No-Konekonekonone Kistune Ichigone was wearing a kinky baby pink nurse dress that barely went past her massive buttocks; it was also unbuttoned at the top, almost completely revealing her balloonish mammaries that were squished together like the dress could pop at any second. She also wore pink hooker heels and one of those funny little nurse hats you only see in cartoons. Basically, she was dressed in an outfit that would get any real life school nurse, or anyone who is not a sex worker for that matter, in big trouble.

"Oh my, what happened?" the Sakura-Ichigo-whatever gasped when she saw an unconscious Rin on Len's back.

"Kagami-san sprained her ankle! This is what will happen next: you'll treat her and disappear to god knows where, and when she wakes up, the room will be dark for some reason and I'll be sitting there beside her. Then hot stuff will happen," Len explained. The boy knew his fanfics pretty well.


~~~Some time later~~~

Rin opened her eyes and hazily sat up in the room that was dark for some reason. She noticed she was in a soft, white bed.

"Where am I? How did I get here?" she thought, having trouble remembering the events of the day. Come on Rin, you have a sprained ankle, not a freaking concussion.

"Rin, thank goodness you woke up… Are you feeling okay?" she heard a husky, worried voice. When she turned her head, she saw none other than Len. Gee, who could possibly be tired of seeing his face? There's nothing better than every dramatic reveal in the story always turning out to be the same person.

"H-hai, Len-kun…" Rin answered weakly, all frail and dramatic like the girls in medieval stories.

"I'll give you some of my… medicine…" Len whispered into her ear and hornily bit off a piece of her earlobe. Then he slid his fingers into Rin's orange striped pantsu and started rubbing. Rin moaned in ecstasy as Len juiced her orange. They were both sweating like pigs as Len's banana shot up; they snuggled deeper under the sheets that smelt like disinfectants and last week's stomach bug.

All of this was happening during school hours, mind you.

"Condoms are in the top drawer!" the nurse's voice came from behind the door, where she was watching the display, her nose bleeding a river.

Narrator's note: I have been informed by Author's friend of a slight misspelling in her UTAU's name in this chapter. I'm sorry. The name is actually supposed to be Jade Thomas. Once again, I apologize for this error.

~~~This chapter ends here~~


Not very proud of this chapter. Just wanted to update.

I think I'm going to wrap this up pretty soon. A joke can only be funny for so long...

Toods