~~~In the evil lair of Neru Akita~~~
"I have to find a way to get Len-kun all for myself!" Neru mused to herself, lying on her evil couch and devising plans to get rid of Rin, preferably in a way that would humiliate her and make her suffer.
"I know!" she suddenly exclaimed, apparently having formed a complete evil plan in mere seconds.
Then she sprang up and dashed away to put her evul plan into action, while cackling evilly: "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" with her high-pitched, nasally, totally-not-pitched-up-miku voice.
Author-chan: GOME NASAI FOR THE SHORT CHAPPIE!~~~ T^T
I AM NOT SHINE! WHICH MEANS DED
I'M JUST ALWAYS SO BUSY WITH SCHOOL STUFF AND MY MANGOS AND ANIMUS
ALSO MY MOM TOOK AWAY MY LAPTOP BECAUSE SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT MY FUTURE AND THINKS THE INTERNET IS POISONING MY BRAIN OR SOMETHING. SHE SAYS IT'S "NOT NORMAL TO NEGLECT REAL-LIFE RELATIONSHIPS AND OBLIGATIONS OVER FICTIONAL JAPANESE CHARACTERS" BUT OBVIOUSLY SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BEING AN OTAKU IS MY ENTIRE LIFE!~~~ BAKA OKAA-SAN! UWAAAHHHHH!~ (>д)
SO I'M UPDATING FROM THE LIBRARY BUT THEY ONLY LET YOU USE THE COMPUTERS THERE FOR 1 HOUR SO I'M IN A HURRY
Rin: Author-chan, Len-kun is making out with a banana!
Len: BANANA GOOD
Author-chan: *WHIPS OUT A VIDEO CAMERA* FUFUFUFUFU SO GOOD HENTAI MATERIAL~~~
Rin: *Takes out her rooda-rooraa* I'LL CRUSH YOU FOR FUNSIES, LEN-KUN! WE ARE SO OUT OF CHARACTER BECAUSE IT IS FUNNEH
Len: NOOOO AUTHOR-CHAN DO SOMETHING! *is crushed*
Author-chan: LOL BYE LEN
(Narrator-chan: She's literally pretending to talk with her fanfiction characters right now. Dear reader, you can decide for yourself whether her mom is right or not.)
~~~This super short chapter ends here~~~
I wrote a short chapter to make a parody of short chapters so am I really any better?
Note: "Author" is purely a fictional parody character and by no means represents the author of this story in any way.
