~~~In the evil getaway vehicle of the Akita siblings~~~

"I have kidnapped Len-kun. Obviously he will love me and make babies with me now that he knows I am actually evil," Neru said to Nero on the phone and cackled obnoxiously afterwards. She was making her way home in an expensive, black car, with a personal driver. Len was lying across the back seats, tied up and gagged.

"In your dreams…" He thought.

"Rin… please save me, onegaishimasu!"

~~~Meanwhile at the prom~~~

"We have to go after them," Rin exclaimed, pointing to the direction where the car had taken off.

"Golly gee, Rin, however are we going to catch up to them?" Meiko asked, being surprisingly aware of the circumstances. Bravo, Meiko.

"I believe… I can help you with that," said a mysterious voice of a penised individual behind them. Rin turned around.

"You… You are dat bOi!" she gasped, remembering the mysterious look-alike boy that she had bumped into earlier, this action giving the story some continuity.

"Who are you and why are you offering your help to us?" she asked.

"Well you see, Rin, it's because I am…

Your long lost brother." Dun dun duuuun!

"I am so surprised!" Rin exclaimed, putting her hands on her face cheeks. This scene is highly dramatic and emotional. The boy was not done flapping his mouth meat, however, so he continued flapping his mouth meat.

"My name is…

… Rinto Kagamine." DUN DUN DUUUUN.

At this point Rin fainted or something.

"So anyway, how are you going to help us save Len?" Meiko asked, being the only one there with a brain larger than a dust particle.

"I have a car we can use to follow them," Rinto replied, spinning keys to said car on his finger.

"That's great!" Meiko said and clasped her hands together.

"It's a mini."

"...Fuck."

~~~One hell of an awkward car ride later~~~

Having arrived at their destination, the gang of eight teenagers scrambled out of the undersized car, desperately catching their breath. How they managed to fit in there anyway is anyone's guess.

"Okay, who had the balls to let one rip in there?" asked Kaito, fanning his hand in front of his nose. Nobody confessed, for obvious reasons.

The place they had arrived at was a dark, shadowy castle-like mansion (EVERYONE FUCKING LIVES IN ONE, OKAY?) on top of a steep hill, only its silhouette visible in the moonlight, a perfect headquarters for the villain of this story. It was very dark outside, and the path to the top of the hill was surrounded by a forest of creepy, dead trees with many pairs of yellow Akita-eyes staring from the shadows. I think a wolf could be heard howling somewhere, too.

Our heroes began walking the path towards Akita-bitch's evil lair, filled with absolute determination to save their dear Lenny-Len so that Rinny-Rin could make love with him and have babies with him forever and the readers' ovaries would explode from pure satisfaction.

~~~A few minutes later~~~

The gang of heroes most valiant had finally reached the yard of the evil bitches.

"LOL! Miku-chinchan so funny and random!" Miku screamed like the brain-damaged-mentally-6-year-old airhead that Author decided to write her as, thinking that a personality like that would somehow be "moe."

"MIKU, NO!" Everybody who had a brain shouted. But it was no use.

"LEEEEEEKROOOOYYY JEEEEENKIIIIIINNNNS! RRRRREEEEEEEE!" Miku cried in a pitch high and grating enough to shatter all the windows in the city and your device screen and my hopes and dreams.

Then she basically turned into a teal ball and rolled towards the doors at a supersonic speed, ramming into them with enough force that they practically exploded into tiny little bits.

"What are you doing, Miku? Are you trying to get us caught this early?" Rinto growled.

"Do you ever think anything through? How could you be so stupid?" very smart Meiko asked.

"UgUuu~ B-b-b-b-b-b-utt Miku-tan also Haz a BACKSTOREH," Miku started sobbing. "When Me-chi~ was 5, a masked guy armed with a gun broke into her house for absolutely no reason at all, and then he killed both of Mikucchi's parents for absolutely no reason at all, right in front of her vision orbs. Then MikuMiku-tansanchinkunchicchinchan was adopted by the richest couple on planet Earth, but had to live each and every day in a personal hell suffering from the trauma that made her act like this!"

"Yeah, nobody really cares," Rin said. "NOW let's go save Len because that fuckboy is the only one that the readers care about!"

(Author: I'm lazy and I have to go to school tomorrow okay so I'm just going to skip to the part when they find LEn, OK? (◠w◠✿))

~~~The part where they find Len OK~~~

So now Rin and all of her cronies- I mean friends were finally standing in the lion's den, facing the horrible bitch herself, Neru Akita. And if you care about Rin and Len at all, just the thought of her ugly little face should send shivers down your spine!

Len-kun was stripped to his underwear, sitting on the floor Slave Leia-style, a metal collar hanging around his neck, attached to a metal chain. Neru was sitting on an elevated throne, legs crossed all ladylike, holding the end of the chain and grinning evilly like an evil person or a cat.

"So, you have found my evil lair! What a pity. I was hoping I wouldn't have to deal with you dirtbags today," Jabbakita purred.

"Give us Len or face the consequences!" Kakugaku threatened, drawing his shiny katana out of his… pants?

"What's the matter, Papaya? Why are you getting so worked up about Len anyway? Are you, perhaps… GAY?" Neru taunted.

"What? Ewwwww, no! I'd never be something so disgusting! I'm in love with Luka-oppai who is still very relevant, remember?" Bakapo said defensively, blushing. He reacted this way because Author is a homophobic, immature piece of snot who thinks there's something wrong with being gay.

Luka-oppai who was still very relevant waved.

"What are you going to do, anyway? I mean, I'm a 5 feet tall high school girl with no combat skills whatsoever, and you are a gang of eight people plus one sword. How could you possibly defeat me? Face it, Len is mine forever! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHGSDHYJABG!" Skeletor Akita cackled.

Rin stomped up to her and punched her right in the ugly face. You go, Rin!

"Ow! My nose is possibly broken!" Akita-bitch Akita-bitched, holding her possibly broken nose that was also bleeding heavily. She dropped the chain and Rin quickly snatched it in her hand.

"Sorry, Akita, but if Len's going to be someone's sex slave, he's going to be mine!" she said confidently.

"Ohhhh, Rin! Take me now!" Len moaned with a pink hentai face.

"I am so unhappy and alone!" Neru bawled.

"Surely you have a genderbent clone that you can bang?" Len said.

"The author made Nero my brother because she hates me and wanted to make sure I end up alone," Neru wailed.

"Sucks to be you, then," Len said and shrugged.

"WAAAAHHHH!" Neru cried, realizing she would be alone forever and ever and always. So Neru grabbed Bakugan's katakana and committed Sudoku. (Good riddance.)

At that very moment, Nero appeared, just in time to witness his sister's (not) tragic demise.

"You made my dear sister suicide herself to death…" Nero said, his eyes hidden behind his bangs animesquely. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"

Nero whistled and suddenly 15 large, muscular male men, dressed in black suits and sunglasses and armed with machine guns, jumped in and surrounded our heroes, pointing the guns directly to their heads. Then Nero pulled a lever and poisonous snakes started falling from the ceiling. Then he pushed a small red button and 7 hungry lions were released from doors that were hidden in the walls. And to top it off, he activated a ticking time bomb and placed it in the middle of the circle that the Vocaloids were forced to stand in.

"MUAHAHAHAHA," Nero laughed maniacally, and left our heroes in the mercy of all this great stuff that Neru had not used for some reason.

~~~Later~~~

"Boy, Rin-chan, however did we manage to get out of that one?" Len wondered aloud as they were walking home in the dead of night.

"It sure was a miraculous escape," Rin said.

"You're right… Anyway, wanna go grab some ice cream tomorrow or something?"

"Okie-dokie!" Rin replied, practically beaming like a moe animu. "See you tomorrow!"

Unfortunately, the stupid fucking dumbass shit idiot moron dumber-than-a-two-year-old airhead motherfucking moronic clumsy fuck dumb brainless bitch whore ass imbecile idiot dimwit too-fucking-dumb-to-live asinine braindead numbskull dense shithead motherfucker totally-deserves-it-for-being-so-fucking-dumb Rin just started happily skipping right across the road like a 3-year-old kid born without a brain, not looking out for any cars, while a huge-ass truck was hurtling straight towards her.

Well, OBVIOUSLY she was run over.

"OH NOES!1! ", Len screamed.

By all means, Rin should have been nothing more than a bloody, tangled mess of crooked limbs and mushed organs with her intestines spilling out of her crushed torso and her face entirely crushed and unrecognizable and her brain splattered on the ground, but instead she was just lying there without any physical damage aside from her pure angelic porcelain skin being paler than usual. She was lying softly on her back, her hands crossed on top of her chest, and her eyes were soundly shut as if she was Snow White who had just taken a bite out of the poisoned apple.

"No! This can't be happening! Rin, please stay with me! It can't end this way" Len cried, holding her limp hand.

"Call an ambulance then, asshat!" someone shouted from somewhere in the distance.

~~~This chapter ends here, no questions asked~~~


This is awful.

Boy am I glad it will end soon.