Percy is having pretty shitty day.

He feels like a clown. Here he is, Percy Jackson, half-brother of a Cyclops—a "supposedly" bloodthirsty monster (he blames Tantalus' words and Annabeth's reaction for it) but behaves more like five years old kid in candy store with All-You-Can-Eat blanket permission.

Adorable. If Percy ignores the context that Tyson is a Cyclops.

Or the fact that the Camp turn them into laughing stock.

How many times he had to listen to the VERY MUCH unappreciated, unwanted joke today?!

Percy was glad Tyson found friend in form of Cabin 9 (bless Beckendorf. Seriously bless him and his good heart) so Percy can deposit him there before went and drown himself in the sea. Screaming his heart out (otherwise he will make enemy with Apollo's Cabin for instigating fight and giving them more workload than they already have).

"First time having Half-Sibling problem?" An amused voice asks.

Percy whirled around to meet face-to-face with Triton.

"Gah!" Percy swam backwards.

"Hi." Triton mockingly salutes him. "Water doesn't exactly transmit sounds, but fish are biggest gossipers, rivaling bored nymphs and Aphrodite's kids. And I happen to be in the area."

Oh great. So great. The whole Ocean knows.

"Why are you here?" Percy grumbles, embarrassed.

"Kym's newest toy gonna be around here sometimes soon. Since it has been really long time since she gets the chance to play, she can get… carried away. I have to make sure she didn't mess too much with tidal waves and current. It won't do to give Camp Half Blood big waves or even a Tsunami just because she gets too caught up playing."

Kym? Oh. "The storm lady?"

Triton snorted. "Storm Lady? She gonna like that one but yeah. Goddess of Violent Sea and Storms. Our family branch's very own Ares—in way when she's done flexing her power, she have someone else to clean up the mess."

Uh. That… doesn't sound exactly pleasant. But Triton doesn't like he hates hates her. Just… annoyed, so maybe she is not too bad?

"So… you're the only boy?"

"Yeah. Rhode, me, Kym, and Benthesikyme, in that order. And our numerous half-siblings all over. Father really get around back then."

Percy turned slight green. He doesn't want to discuss about his father's sex life. For one, ick. For another, it serves as reminder that he is half-sibling with Cyclops.

As if reading his mind, Triton rolled his eyes. "That baby is not the worst to have as half-brother. Or the weirdest. He's honestly up here in likeable category, alongside Pegasus."

Pegasus? "Like the Pegasi at the camp?" Percy is related to them?

"Well. Yeah. Remember Medusa? Dad get with her and when your namesake slain her, two kids popped out from her blood. The Original Pegasus, who know where he is now, and Chrysaor. Now, all of Pegasi are offspring of Pegasus, and is named after him. So technically…"

Percy made weird face.

Technically, he is uncle or granduncle to those winged horses.

"That and Father of Horses is dad's epithet for reasons. Dad did get smitten with Aunt Demeter eons ago and create horse to woo her. And, well, it ends in classing result of rape." Augh! Percy forgot about that one! "They got Arion, who is also an horse like Pegasus, except he doesn't have wings—and let me tell you, that brother of ours has potty mouth that can make even seasoned sailors balk. Oh, also Despoina. Arion's twin sister."

"A Mare?"

"No. She's taking Human form. Goddess of Winter and Frost, actually but. Eh." Triton's smile is awkward. "She kinda doesn't like our dad. Or her mom. Last time I see her, she threw giant chunk of glacier at me so… don't take it to the heart if she tries to kill you."

Joy.

"Any other half-siblings I need to know?" Snarked Percy.

His eye twitched when Triton start thinking. "Let's see… Chrysaor is a Pirate, but he stayed in Mediterranean Sea, so unless you planned to visit the Ancient Lands of Greece, you won't see him. There's also Proscrutes… but I think you've met him." Oh god. He's related to Crusty?! "And there's Cercyon… uh. I gonna leave him and Hippothoon at that. Dad… well. I pretty sure he was either drunk, got cursed by Eros or Aphrodite, or lose a bet or something considering, well…"

Now Percy is terrified and doesn't want to know.

"Ahem! Move onto next… Polyphemus is in the Sea of Monster, and be grateful you got Tyson instead of him. He's annoying and selfish brat, and not particularly bright. He is three millenniums, but act like three years old human toddler." Percy almost offended at how it was necessary to add the human toddler part, but then, gods grow up in different pace. Wasn't Hermes successfully stealing some holy cows as baby or something? "Sciron is annoying especially with his pet, but he's in Croatia right now. There's Antaeus. Gods know where he is and boy… he makes Polyphemus looks like behaved child in comparison. Why, last decade he sends dad a cart worth of Human Skulls as his idea for Father's Day Gift. Dad had to call for Uncle Hades to give those poor soul proper burial."

"Nuts."

"His mother is Gaea and she's pretty psycho. It runs in the blood."

Isn't Gaea like, Kronos' mother? Dad get with his own grandmother?

Percy wants to puke, but Triton is not done yet.

"Speak of Gaea, Dad also got us Charybdis for sister. She's a monster now, but once she had been pretty Giantess. As for transformation, blame Zeus. Another has Pelias and Neleus as our brother. You'll recognize the former in Jason's Adventures. And speak of that tale… Phineas who appears in that Myth, is another half-brother of ours. Smart ass who thinks he is important or what, just because he has Gift of Prophecy. Then… You know Constellation Aries?" What now? "The Ram that make the Constellation, the winged Ram whose fleece bring prosperity to area where it placed upon? That's another of our half-sibling. Dad get it with a Nymph, but instead Cyclops, it's Magical Ram this time."

"Does this mean… I am related to magical rug?"

"To sum it up… yep."

Percy covers his face and groans.

It gets worse. It really gets worse.

Dad. Why? Just. Why?!

If this teach him anything, it was that Percy should be grateful of Tyson.

He is an angel next to list of half-siblings Triton just presented. And Percy has feelings the actual list is much longer.

Poseidon has many, many Children in Myths, after all.

(Later. Later. Once Grover gives him Dream Talk or Empathy Links, Percy will think back to this discussion and groans.

That to save the camp, he had to steal his magical rug half-sibling from his Satyr-eating, dumb Cyclops of half-brother. After passing his half-sister-turned-monster-courtesy-by-Zeus.

His life is one big joke.

He hates his godly family tree.)