Author Note:
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This is a very out there comedy piece. It is not intended as serious. It invovles Hermione being turned into a Satyress or Faun. There is sex. Lots of sex. I tried to keep it not smutty or too descriptive. I know I can describe people's faces melting but get wierd about describing sex. Anyhow my wife suggested this one so here you go. As usual I disavow ownership of anything. I disavow that I even exist somedays. I am just a figment of my own imagination.
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DennisUD: Thank you. I blame Star Trek for this concept. They did an episode like this in almost every incarnation. Still though I tried to make it my own interpretation on this.
OfficerdonNZ: Their reaction would probably not have been as forgiving. One reason Dumbledore did not mention it. When dealing with a being made of pure energy that talks about collapsing people's quantum wave fronts the way some people talk about getting some popcorn making them mad is generally not a good idea.
Perfectly understandable. Even I have trouble sometimes making them sympathetic characters.
Yuiopdon.: Yep. I made my wife cry too. That's why she requested I go completely other direction with the next one. No sadness allowed. Thank you for the idea. Pure honesty could be an intersting problem. I'll have to think on that one.
Stevem1: I left that open for interpreation about their daughter on purpose. I do like the idea that maybe a little bit of her friend would remain. At the very least the new Angela would be loved very well. And yeah recessive genes and logic isnt aas much fun.
N0wa5t3r: The microwave has not been retired but it is taking a sabbatical. I think I kinda beat the format into the ground and need to take a break. Angela was cool.I'm not sure how I could have her reappear and ahv eit make sense but who knows.
tyrannicpuppy: Thank you. Angela seemed to have an appeal to a lot of people.
September 1st 1994
Harry and Ron were chatting with Ginny when they saw Hermione come through the barrier onto 9 and ¾. She must have been running very late as the Weasley's had been early and still among the last to board the train.
Two things were obvious projecting from her chest. Ron's mouth dropped open as she walked up erect nipples straining her blouse. Her skirt came to mid thigh and she wore sandals. There was a leather bag on a strap over her shoulder. She smiled at Harry as she walked up and took him in her arms. Kissing him deeply and passionately. Her left hand sliding down his back to cup his right butt cheek. She then turned after Harry felt like he was going to be dizzy to do the same to Ginny. Ron was grinning when she turned and gave him a quick peck on the cheek and a hug.
"What! Wait a second why do they get their tonsils probed and I get greeted like your cousin."
"Oh no. I greeted my cousin a lot better than that." She said as she took Harry's arm.
Harry looked down and then into her deep brown eyes. "Mione?"
"What? You're my boyfriend and lover. Right Harry?"
"Hunh?" He squeaked.
"Lets get on the train so I can explain. Okay."
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Once they got on the train and had their trunks secured she reached down to her belt and turned the buckle. Her form seemed to shift as her legs became hairy and ended in hooves. She had small curved horns growing out of her forehead and pointed ears.
She began to unbutton her blouse while Ron and Harry stared, "Yes guys I'm going to be bare breasted here in a second. And yes you have permission to look."
Ron was spluttering but Harry frowned in confusion, "Mione what happened to you?"
"Well my family and I went to Greece when we got back from school Since they knew I wanted to go to the World Cup with you. Which I'm sorry I had a lot to get used to and adjust to."
"It looks like it Mia." Ginny said as Hermione's shirt came open and her large cantaloupes spilled out.
"Oh that's better. I keep these girls covered too long and my nips get sore."
Harry looked at her bosom. Smooth creamy orbs with dark rose colored caps at their tips jutted out firm and high on her chest. "Wow you grew."
"Well it was part of the transformation."
"Yeah the legs too. What are you?" Harry asked.
"Well I'm a Satyress. A female Satyr."
Ron scoffed, "Bullcrap Herms. There is no such thing. Everyone knows Satyrs are all males."
Hermione flipped her skirt up and spread her legs. "Does this look like a male to you? Hunh? Does it? No. I am fully absolutely totally female." She flipped the skirt back down as Ron's eyes crossed from trying to look without looking. Harry though had heard her say she had given permission and called him her boyfriend and lover so he at least glanced to find a par to fher anatomy that looked mostly human from the magazine's Dudley had hidden under his bed.
"So what. How?" Ron managed to stammer out.
"As I said. My family and I went to Greece for vacation. We were hiking in the mountains when I tripped and fell down a slope. I landed in a magical spring. At high noon, on a holy day dedicated to the spirit of that pool. And as a magical being my core physical and magical pattern got rewritten so I am now a satyress. Totally and absolutely magically and physically. Fortunately I have been able to retain my own mind and most of my personality."
"Well what does that matter?" Harry was asking.
"Because Satyrs and Satyresses are nature spirits. Fertility to be specific. Sex Harry. We have no nudity taboo, we have no incest taboo, we have very few taboos at all. Monogamy is difficult for us. Its almost as bad as Veela."
"Oh. Yeah I guess."
"Well as I am one by transformation and not birth I can resist some of the drives and impulses. Believe me if I didn't I'd already be humping your brains out Harry."
"oh okay. I can appreciate you not doing that yet. At least not without warning. So your a satyress."
"Yeah. Fortunately I am still classed as a being by the Ministry so can attend Hogwarts and function in wizarding society. I am going to be required to wear the school uniform with minimal accommodations though. There are a few problems though."
"Yeah what kind?"
"Well sex. I have an incredibly high sex drive now. So you and I will probably need to do it two or three times a day maybe. Since I am going to try and be monogamous with you Harry."
"I thought you said monogamy is difficult?"
"It is. Something about our biology and magic makes us want a diversity."
"Yeah you better get on the monthly potion when we get there." Ginny laughed.
Hermione shrugged, "I don't need it. I have full control over my body. Fertility spirit remember?"
"Say what?" Ginny asked.
"I can take any male from Flitwick up to Hagrid in size, in any orifice. I can control my fertility and choose to get pregnant or not. I am immune to all sexual diseases. I have no pleasure threshold, and I like both boys and girls."
Ginny nodded with a bit of happiness.
"Oh thank you Ginny."
"For what?"
"Well one of my other abilities is I can tell if someone's aroused, ovulating, stuff like that. Although I have to admit with teen boys it's not very difficult to tell. Ron and Harry are about to explode out of their shorts. And you could probably swim in your knickers right now."
Ginny blushed while Ron stared at Hermione grinning like a fool. "I mean right now I'm not sure your brother heard a word I said after I flashed him."
"I heard you Herms. I just was thinking."
"Yeah I'm sure."
Harry though was holding her hand, "So that's all you can do? Sex stuff?"
"Well no. I am a nature spirit. So I bet Neville's going to get bent in Herbology, uh I can play the Pan flute really well now. And walking on these once I got used to it isn't as hard. I can dance, jump do everything, even better now as I'm stronger, more agile and my endurance. My cousin almost passed out.
"Your cousin?"
Hermione sighed, "Yeah I'm sorry Harry I couldn't save my virginity for you. A satyr or satyress can only go a few days before they have to have sex. Have to or we can get sick and die. It's one of the down sides I guess of this ability. And I chose my cousin because dad was looking really good and neither he nor I wanted to cross that line. Although my reluctance was more intellectual than anything else. He is hot. So's my mom."
Ginny gave a odd look of disgust. "Really Mia?"
"I told you no Taboos. We don't have the inbreeding problems."
"Wait a second Herms you keep saying we. You mean you don't consider yourself human anymore?"
"I consider myself Hermione Granger. To be honest I am a special case. The last time they had someone transformed by that pool was 982AD. The last time they had a witch transformed was 360AD. The Greek muggles didn't understand them so they wrote the histories wrong to discredit us. And I say us and identify with the Satyrs because look at me. This is what I am. Who I am. This is my true and actual form. I can be poly-juiced but it hurts like the blazes, I can be transfigured but it hurts too and no matter the spell I have one or more of my characteristics and the alterations to my magic and my mind cannot be altered so I accepted this. Its what Steroes suggested."
"Steroes?"
"My satyr mentor. He was the one who taught me all of this and to accept it. That's where I was. He was also my first sexual encounter. The transformation was rather stimulating. I almost raped dad before Steroes showed up." She said looking down embarrassed.
Harry rubbed her chin. "Hey its okay. I don't blame you. It's what you have to do okay?"
"Okay but I love you Harry and I wanted to save myself for you but this happened. I'll try and be monogamous and I want to have your children and only yours. I'll even swear an oath if you want me to."
"No Mione. I'll not make you do that. If this is your nature then its your nature. The Dursleys tried to beat magic out of me, tried to yell it out of me. Tried to deny that I'm a wizard. I won't try and make you deny who you are."
She turned and jumped him. Kissing him and taking his hands to put them on her breasts. Soon she was breathing hard, "Uh guys unless you want to turn this into an orgy you might want to leave!"
Ginny grabbed Ron and dragged him out.
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When they finally got done Harry was floating happily. "Wow."
"Yeah Harry. That was amazing. Thanks and I'm sorry if I rushed you into anything."
"No you obviously needed it."
"A little bit. My cousin had to go home a few days ago and I seduced my neighbor to help. But that was day before yesterday. So I was getting close. That and being trapped in a car with mom and dad for the last hour was crazy."
"So uh couldn't you um. Self gratify?"
"Masturbate? Yeah I can but it does nothing to reset the clock or fulfill the need. I have to have sex."
"And you really want to be monogamous with just me?"
"I'd like to. Or at least try to see if I can. To remind myself that my mind is superior to my body. I'm not a slave to my desires."
"Okay well I'll do whatever you need."
"Every horny teen guys dream. A girl wanting to have sex multiple times a day. You sure you can handle it?"
Rubbing one of her breasts, "Well I'll do my best."
=====xxxxx====
Draco had come back to snark at Potter. He stopped when he looked in the windows and saw the Mudblood on her knees between Potter's legs. She was wearing just a skirt and didn't seem to care that the windows were not covered at all. Her legs though they were goat legs. She had horns. He knew Potter was a freak lover but this was far too much. He closed his eyes and turned his back.
He was not going to get involved in this. He valued his pride far too much.
=====xxxxx====
Getting up afterwards Hermione stretched out on the seat beside him, "Wow. I hope I didn't hurt you."
"No I'm fine." Harry said in a slightly higher pitch than normal.
Chuckling Hermione sighed, "You know if I didn't know better I'd swear you were a satyr yourself as good as you are."
"Thanks."
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Walking through the crowds at the Hogsmeade to the carriages her and Harry caused quite the stir. A few comments of beast lover and goat fucker came hurling at them but most people ignored them or a few even flirted. Both of the Weasley twins did but Hermione squeezed Harry's hand as they got into a carriage with Neville and pale blonde girl. Ron and Ginny had caught up with them.
"Hey Hermione wow. You changed." Neville said looking at her.
She made a strange mewling noise as she held Harry's hand.
"Uh you okay?" Neville asked.
"Yeah Neville. Just you are really well developed and smell nice and I'd love to have sex with you right now."
"I can tell your nips are stiff." Ron said.
"They're always stiff Ron. Its part of being a satyress."
Neville looked awkwardly at them before she shook her head, "No I am in control. I am in control."
She began breathing through her mouth and seemed to calm down. Leaning back against Harry although her hand was grabbing and massaging his groin.
The blonde girl was watching while the others all tried to ignore it, "Hermione are you intentionally giving Harry a hand job through his trousers?"
She seemed to realize where she was and stopped to Harry's disappointment. "Uh sorry. I didn't realize I was."
"It is understandable given your condition Hermione. Although you should go ahead and finish Harry as he's rather close."
"Uh yeah. Harry?"
"I'm fine. I can make it to the castle."
"You would have to endure going through the sorting ceremony, the welcome feast and Dumbledore's announcements before you could seek relief. That might be some time. Besides I am curious to see if you are as well endowed as some of the rumors claim."
Ginny laughed, "Yeah so am I."
Hermione shrugged, "Well I dunno. I guess I could finish him if you don't mind them watching Harry."
"You want to finish me in front of our friends and uh."
"Luna. I'm Luna Lovegood."
"Hello Luna. Yeah Harry. I have no taboos remember."
Neville and Ron shifted so they were facing off the back of the carriage and had begun to studiously ignore anything going on behind them.
"You sure this doesn't count against your monogamy thing?"
"Well as long as I'm the one touching you and they just watch then no it doesn't"
Harry unzipped and let Hermione get back to work. Luna and Ginny both gasped in awe.
"That is very beautiful Harry." Luna sighed.
Ginny though whispered in awe, "Its true, its all true."
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Harry walked into the great hall on Hermione's arm with Luna and Ginny smiling and chatting. Harry had no illusions that the description of his anatomy would be all over Gryffindor by morning at least.
Ron and Neville acted like nothing unusual had happened at all.
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Harry was glad that he had taken Hermione up on her offer as the sorting ceremony, welcome ceremony, the feast and opening announcements seemed to take forever. Especially when he got to the stupid Tri-wizard tournament. Oh well at least he wasn't going to die a virgin Harry thought.
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Going to the common room Hermione undid her blouse enough to get some relief she said. It barely covered her but that was a risk she was willing to take. She became rather popular until she said she was going up to bed.
Harry walked her to the stairs, "Are you sure you're okay?"
"Well I don't need to have sex but you know how we are. Enhanced libido. Gets aroused at the drop of a hat or wand."
"Oh okay."
"Don't worry I'll be fine. Good night Harry." She said giving him a hug and kiss.
Ginny waited a few minutes before she went upstairs too.
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Hermione had gone to bed, undressed when Ginny came in. Hermione sighed, "You took longer than I thought you would to work up the courage." She rolled over to look at Ginny.
"Uh do you mind?"
"No but you know I want to at least try and restrain myself. To use my mind over my body."
"Oh sorry okay." She turned to leave.
"Ginny."
"Yeah?"
"If I do decide to embrace that, or Harry tells me to. I want you as my first girl okay?"
Ginny smiled, "I'd like that."
=====xxxxx====
September went well. Between trying to practice spells he and Hermione had a powerful, passionate sexual relationship. Her nature powers making things safe. Luna and Ginny had teased her and Harry about getting to watch again from to time until Hermione asked Harry if he minded and he said if it made her happy he wasn't going to complain. So she brought the two of them to an abandoned classroom and put on a show with Harry for them. They appreciated the view and enjoyed themselves.
Her nature powers also made Herbology interesting as she had a tendency to make the plants vibrant and bloom just by being near them. She could help pot mandrakes without earplugs as they remained calm and quiet for her.
Care of magical creatures was another interesting one for her. Although the blast ended skrewts were a mystery to her too.
"I swear I've never even heard of anything like them things." Ron was grumping.
"They do feel unnatural."
Lavender made an eww noise, "Unnatural how? You mean dark?"
"Uh no not dark just created. Like someone took a few bits and pieces of things and threw them together."
"Oh sort of a beast like yourself eh Granger?"
"I am not a beast Malfoy." She lowered her tone warningly. Neville, Ron, Harry and Lavender all stepped closer to her in support.
"Oh how cute the faun has a harem. I guess its better than admitting you're a slut."
"I am monogamous Malfoy."
"Yeah sure goat girl. Just a horny goat."
She lowered her head to show her horns, "I'll show you how horny I can get Malfoy."
He sneered at her but went off on his own path.
Harry put his hand on her shoulder, "He's just trying to get you mad."
"Well it worked. I'm trying so very hard to be good like I was taught growing up. He has no idea what it's like."
"Yeah well I do and I appreciate it." Harry said kissing her on the neck.
"Harry we only have a half hour to the next class."
"Well that's enough time to get you happy again."
She handed her book bag to Ron, "If we're late to class take notes."
"Aww Herms I hate taking notes for myself even."
She looked into Harry's eyes and he nodded, "Ron if you take good enough notes I'll let you fondle my breasts. Okay. "
Ron's eyes grew big as he nodded in comprehension. Harry and Hermione headed off for the shrubbery by the lake.
Neville shook his head, "We're not going to see them again until lunch."
Lavender giggled, "If then. C'mon Ron can you still walk."
"I think so. You heard her say that didn't you?"
"Yeah."
"In front of Harry right?"
"Yep."
"oh boy.."
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Lavender was wrong they did show up for lunch. Professor McGonnegal the teacher whose class they had skipped was grumpy but did not do more than take five points off each.
Ron had taken excellent notes. The best notes in his life Hermione declared and allowed him several minutes of fondling after lunch. Taking Harry to finish the job.
Ron exited the classroom in a daze as Lavender caught him. She had been standing outside talking to Harry as Hermione had said Ron might need someone to help comfort him afterwards as she wasn't going to finish him.
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Post coital bliss led Hermione to ask Harry something, "Uh Harry can I ask you something?"
"Yeah sure."
"Well you know I've been trying to be monogamous with you."
"Yeah and I love and appreciate you for that."
"Well I get really turned on showing you off to Luna and Ginny and they get turned on by watching you."
"Okay. It is kinda exciting."
"Really?"
"Yeah I told you I have no preconceived notions from how the Dursleys raised me. They just told me don't reproduce. Why would any girl want to touch a freak like me. And that's some of the nicest things the Dursleys have said to me on the subject."
"So the next time we get together we take turns with each other you won't be upset?"
"Is this that satyress lack of monogamy thing?"
She nodded her shoulders slumping in defeat, "Yeah it is. I mean don't get me wrong Harry you are powerful. Orgasms with you are like riding waves a crescendo of the orchestra. Its amazing. I just wanna see what Ginny tastes like. If she tastes as good as she smells. And Luna. Oh my god that girl is beautiful."
Harry laughed, "Okay Mione. We can do that."
"And uh you won't be upset if I do Neville or a few other girls or guys."
"As long as you can understand I don't do guys or want to be in at the same time."
"Okay I think we can deal with that."
Rounds 9 through 15 were just as enjoyable.
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A few evenings later Ron came over to Hermione and Harry, "Hey Hermione can you help me with the potions homework?"
"No Ron I'm not going to do your homework for you."
"Aww c'mon. I don't need you to do it just check it."
She turned to him her shirt unbuttoned so she slid it open. "Tell you what Ron if you go do your home work and get an Acceptable on it I'll give you a hand job. Get an Exceeds and I'll give you oral. Outstanding gets you the full monty."
Ron looked at her then looked at Harry, "For real?"
She sighed making her chest do things that glazed Ron's eyes momentarily. "For reals."
Ron snatched his homework back and went back to his books beginning to read hard. His lips were moving but at least he was reading.
Seamus was next to him and came over after a moment, "Hey the deal with Ron is that open for anyone?"
She sighed then pulled out a set of Pan pipes, Playing a quick tune to get everyone's attention. She stood up, "Uh how many of you want to do sexual things with me?"
Almost all the males held up their hands and roughly a third of the girls. "Okay well here's the deal. And its only for Gryffindors. Anyone that comes to me with an honest Acceptable for their exam they get a hand job, Exceeds is oral and Outstanding is the full monty. IS that acceptable to everyone?"
The sudden scritching of quills on parchment and books sliding out of bags Hermione took to be positive agreement.
"You're cruel you know that?"
"I must be cruel only to be kind." She said with a smile.
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The other schools arrived for the tournament and Hermione discovered one of them was a Veela. They vanished for three days before they reappeared laughing and holding hands. They reappeared long enough to grab Harry and vanish for three more days. The Headmaster had been ready to send out a search party when he came walking back with the two of them, all of them smiling and happily holding hands. The awe and jealousy the other male students held him in could have burned Voldemort to the ground.
=====xxxxx====
Harry's name came out of the Goblet on Halloween.
"Dammit Harry how'd you get your name in?"
"I didn't"
"He didn't Ron and if you ever want to so much as touch any of this you will agree."
Ron frowned for a moment but knew that Hermione was absolutely serious and resolute when she made a declaration like that. She had no need for him as she could get most of the guys in the school, while he had Lavender. She even had Lavender. So he smiled, "Yeah Sorry I guess you must not have done it. I misunderstood."
=====xxxxx=====
Harry was telling them about the Dragons and trying to find a plan.
"Maybe you could seduce it?" Hermione suggested.
"I am not going to try and seduce a dragon Hermione."
=====xxxxx====
The tournament went well without any seduction. Dancing with Harry at the Yule Ball got Hermione at the bottom of the lake. He rescued her and Gabrielle. That got him very heavily rewarded.
The third task went to hell quickly as the dark lord used him to return. Harry needed support and emotional comfort which he received.
Over the summer he was alternating between the Grangers, The Burrow and The Rookery when the Dursleys died from sudden existence failure.
====xxxxx=====
Dumbledore collected Harry and Hermione on his birthday. "Hello. I wanted to speak with the both of you as it is of vital importance."
"What is it sir?" Hermione asked.
"Well The ministry has voted to make it illegal for anyone who is not pure human to attend Hogwarts. They felt that you are a distraction and disturbance."
"Excuse me? I helped encourage everyone to do their best work ever and the grade point average of the entire Gryffindor house was the highest for last year ever!"
"Yes I am aware of that. I am not disagreeing or upset about that. I am telling you that the Ministry is not as pleased."
"So what does that mean professor. If she can't go I won't go."
"I know. I thought as much. Which is why I am sending the two of you to Beauxbatons."
"Why?" Harry asked suddenly suspicious.
"Because if I do not I have been told that you will leave and not help us in our darkest hour. Further Hermione. I will ask your help in gathering forces among the Mediterranean beings of light. You can do so better from Beauxbatons than Hogwarts."
"Why should we?"
Dumbledore then explained about the prophecy, the battle, and what he knew about Riddle's horcruxes. He explained that he would need their help. Hermione said that she would be willing to try and help seduce Slughorn into giving her the memory.
While they were making preparations and working with Dumbledore the Dursleys were being eaten by Dementors.
Voldemort killed Snape for not bringing him the Prophecy and for being a double agent.
Hermione did seduce Slughorn and convinced him to help in the fight. Having collected him for her.
She took Harry with her to the Satyrs of Greece who had a purification ritual that took the Horcrux from his head. He also wound up being declared a friend of the Satyrs by being able to survive a night with a dozen Satyresses and please all of them.
Meanwhile back at Hogwarts Neville led the underground resistance called Dumbledore's Army by Ginny. They knew about Harry and Hermione's secret mission but not the details so they rallied the other students. Eventually Umbridge had an accidental gravity encounter with a rather large stone that fell from the ceiling due to Peeves and the suggestions that it would be a funny prank by the Weasley Twins.
The Inquisitorial Squad had some very unfortunate encountered with toilets. Toilets that sucked them into it. Toilets that exploded. One toilet was turned into a portkey somehow and flew into the middle of the North Sea with Pansy Parkinson sitting on it. She landed on a Russian Trawler which had been at sea for several months and became very good friends with the crew. Eventually changing her name to Pansaravich Parkensonia.
The Horcrux hunt went well as they found the Diadem, Ring and Locket rather quickly. The cup required some effort and capturing and convincing Draco to help them find it. Sirius also used Kreacher. Soon the final battle began and Voldemort and the death eaters were overwhelmed by Sirens, Harpies, Satyrs and other beings from the Mediterranean region that he had ignored because he was too highly focused on the UK and northern Europe.
He was destroyed and with the Veela and Satyrs leading the way the celebration party was amazing. Many babies were conceived over that week.
Harry and Hermione retired to a Greek Island with some of her fellow Satyrs and Harpies and other friends. Luna and her husband Neville joining them in the upkeep of the magical preserve on the island. Ginny happily finding the pool with the help of Hermione and taking the plunge.
