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Daddy's Little Girl
In the midst of Blitzo's apartment, an angry hellhound was growling, "For fucks sake Blitz, we didn't even DO anything!" Loona complained.
Blitzo glared at her, "I don't care! I don't want him around you if you're gonna keep wanting to drop your panties and stick your ass in the air around him!"
Loona folded her arms, "Not like you're one to talk, owlfucker."
"You know damn well it's different when I DO IT! I do it to keep my livelihood in tact! You do it because you're hard up for his dick! It is not the same!"
Loona shook her head, "What's your problem with Lincoln anyway? Do you hate him because you can't boss him around like you do with your boyfriend, the old married couple, and me?"
"Do you think I'm that petty?"
"Yes."
"Fair enough. It is more than that though. Honestly, I don't hate the kid. Shit, he reminds me of myself a bit! That's why he had to go!"
"The fuck do you mean?"
Blitzo paused a moment, "...I'm shit with words, Stolas said it better than I ever could."
Blitzo then took out his hellphone and brought up a saved phone message.
"Hi Blitzy! It's me, Stolas! Sorry to cut and run from Loo Loo Land but my parental duties take priority over fun! Speaking of which, I am craving your massive-"
Blitzo sped the message forward a bit.
"-and when you're doing THAT, I wanna feel your teeth on my-"
He sped through the message some more.
"Oh by the way, that Sinner Demon, Lincoln was it? Keep an eye on that one, he has the same fire in his eyes you do. That lust, that ambition, he'll do whatever he can to get what he wants! I can see why my Octavia is smitten with him! Hehehe!"
Blitzo then put the hellphone away.
"So, your point being?" Loona asked.
"Didn't you fucking listen?"
Loona rolled her eyes, "Noooo, I was too busy thinking about dick like you say I am."
Blitzo grabbed Loona by her shoulders and pulled her in close, "Alright you sassy bitch, here's the point: Lincoln. Is. DANGEROUS. Like, more dangerous than I am because he's a SINNER DEMON! He was able to not only find familiarity with the people WHO KILLED HIM but he was able to get them to GO AGAINST ME! Even I can't do that! If he wanted to, he could've torn the office apart BUT HE DIDN'T and I don't know why! I don't know what he wants but I am NOT going to let him take you away from me!"
Loona shoved him away, "You say that as if you own me!"
Blitzo pointed at himself with his thumb, "According to your adoption papers, I DO."
The apartment went quiet for a moment.
"So, what do you want?" Loona then asked.
"I just want shit to go back to normal. We go to work, we kill some assholes, we get paid, we have some weird quasi-family thing, rinse, dry, repeat. Is that so wrong?"
Loona shook her head, "No, sounds great, have fun." she turned towards her room.
Blitzo grabbed her by the wrist, "You're coming too, Loona."
Loona shook her head again, "Nah, I don't feel like it today."
"Am I gonna have to force you?"
Loona sneered at him, "Yeah, if you got the BALLS for that."
Blitzo let go, "...fine, stay home. I'll tell them you're on vacation or dead or something."
Blitzo left the apartment, leaving Loona alone. She went into her room, grabbed a backpack and started packing. "I'll give him an hour, then I'm finding those papers and leaving..." she told herself.
