Author Note: the previous version of this was removed as it did not work for me as much as it used to. I am neither condoning nor condemning any particular ideology, platform or thoughts with this story. It is what it is and with magic anything is possible. Have a blessed day and if this is not your cuppa tea then fine, thanks for reading and there are plenty of other stories I have written as well as others that might be.

Begin Story

Hermione and the others were trying to enjoy Harry's sixteenth birthday party, in spite of all of the bad things that had been going on.

They were enjoying cake and punch when Hermione felt a strange tingle go through her after drinking some of the punch. Immediately after the tingle she felt a shifting and growing sensation from her loins that was both disturbing and slightly unpleasant.

Rushing to the bathroom she slammed the door to look at herself in confusion and surprise. She had a rather impressive bulge in her tight trousers. Undoing them she was afraid of what she was going to see but had to confirm what they had done. The princes of pranks as they called themselves had changed her and she was not happy.

She tried to finite it, to make it go away but nothing happened other than it grew stiff and pointed slightly upward with a throbbing she was not happy about. Exploring she at least still had her female sex underneath the male equipment that had grown. Covering herself back up she marched out determined to do things to the twins unless they fixed this mess.

Returning to the ground floor she heard everyone yelling at everyone else before Molly's booming voice shrilly called for everyone to be silent.

"Hermione there you are. Are you alright?" Molly asked as Harry looked worriedly at her.

"No I am not alright. I have both sets of genitals." She growled.

"Well lucky you. Look at me." She heard a feminine voice cry from beside Harry. She took a second look at who she thought was Ginny only to realize that it must have been Ron standing there. He, er she, had along flowing red hair, plump red lips, full melon sized breasts with wide hips and round bottom. She felt her member stirring again as she studied the figure of Ron.

"So what the hell did you two clowns do?"

"Well you see Hermione."

"All we did was used a non-focused, unkeyed polyjuice variant with a gender alteration coefficient."

"All it was supposed to do was temporarily turn the three of you into your oppsoite gender selves for a joke."

The two twins said in their strange back and forth banter.

"YOU ASSHOLES! Don't you realize what using unkeyed poly-juice can do to a person. Especially someone like me that has had their pattern damaged by a messed up poly-juice!" She exclaimed angrily.

The two twins looked at her in shock then looked at their mother who was scowling at them, "Alright dearie we had better get you, Harry and Ron to Saint Mungos to be checked out.

…...

Harry was sitting in the exam room with Ron and Hermione. She was fidgeting slightly as she adjusted herself down below.

"How do you guys deal with these things." She grumped.

Harry shrugged, "I dunno. I guess we grow up being used to it." he said with a chuckle.

Molly and the healer walked in. The healer had a rather schooled expression while Molly looked anxious.

"Well we have some good news and some bad news."

"Give us the good news first." Hermione quickly said.

"Well you are all three very healthy and fit teenagers. The potion doesn't seem to have injured you magically or physically."
"That's the good news?" Ron gasped. "What's the bad news?"

"The bad news is that the three of you are form-locked in your current forms. The potion had some glitches in it that altered your patterns permanently."
"Permanently? So I'm going to be a freak for the rest of my life?" Hermione angrily spat.

"HEY! Don't call yourself a freak." Harry urgently said, "Please."

"Harry. I have wedding tackle. That's not exactly something that can be called normal for a girl."

"Yeah but you got your girl bits too right?" Harry asked, "She can still have babies."
"Well yes. She will urinate through the penis and can get a girl pregnant but the female genitals will still function for sexual and reproductive purposes." The healer said clinically.

"Yeah and what guy is going to want to be with me when he sees I've got a bigger knob than he does?"

"Me and I doubt you've got a bigger one than I do." Harry grinned.

Ron giggled, "True him and Neville are the kings of cock in Gryffindor."

Molly slapped Ron on the shoulder, "Language young lady."

"Mum. I'm." Ron said then realized what the healer had meant and slumped, "I guess I am."

Molly rubbed Ron's back as she pulled her in for a hug, "Yes you are. I'm sorry. This is going to be complicated for all of us."

Hermione had been staring at Harry in shock as he stared back into her eyes in loving warmth. "You really feel that way?"

"I love you for you, a little bit extra isn't going to change that. We'll get used to it." Harry said, "Besides I think the potion may have changed me just not in ways that can't be seen."

The healer nodded, "Ah. Well that is beyond our bailiwick so since all of you are healthy I'll leave it up to you to figure things out."
…...

The trio had been allowed to share a room at the Burrow. Molly and Arthur not sure what else to do with them.

"So now what do I do?" Ron said.

"Well you can change your name to Veronica. That would let us still call you Ron." Harry said.

"Yeah. But. How are the people at school going to react?"

Harry shrugged, "I dunno. But you'll still be our friend." Harry said.

Hermione nodded, "Yeah. Besides you're cute." She then frowned.

"What's wrong Hermione?"

"I didn't used to like girls." she said with a frown, "But I think Ron's cute and this thing is stiff as my other wand around her."

"Well we've all changed." Harry said, "I think I'm in touch with my feminine side a bit more."

Taking their hands Harry sighed, "Although I know what you mean about being stiff."

"For me?" Ron exclaimed.

"Well for both of you. Ron you're really all girl now. So this is not that weird. I mean if you were just wearing a dress or pretending to be a girl it might be a bit different, and Hermione's additions doesn't bother me." Harry said thoughtfully, "Look we've never had a normal life. We're never going to have a normal life. So let's just make the best of things and take care of each other."
Hermione sighed, "Okay. I can deal with that."

"So can I." Ron agreed laying her head on Harry's shoulder.

Putting his arm around the two girls Harry smiled and said, "Thanks. We'll see how the future goes and what happens, but as long as we never stop caring about each other we'll get through it."

Hermione put her head on Harry's shoulder too, "Okay Harry. If you say so."

Turning his head to capture her lips Harry gently and lovingly kissed her, "I say so."

Ron made little whimper causing Hermione to take her hand and pull Ron's face over for her to kiss. Harry pulled both girls backwards onto the bed to explore what changes they had received.

…...

Their physical forms did not change who they were or what they had to do. The battle still went on and while the three of them grew closer others did not entirely understand. Some like their friend Luna acted like nothing had changed while others like Draco Malfoy used every opportunity to belittle and attack them. He came to a very bad end during the war as he had pushed things too far with Veronica and the entire Weasley clan joined together and ended House Malfoy.

Hermione's parents did not understand what had happened entirely but accepted that their daughter was healthy and loved by two people so accepted their odd little family. The Dursleys had had enough and did not speak to Harry again for the rest of their lives, although Dudley did send Christmas cards at least when he started his own family.

The war had changed the magical world and brought the golden trio together into a the golden family. Ron choosing to be a loving and caring housewife to her two partners. Having a child with each of them while Harry and Hermione had a child together.

The twins learned from their mistake and became much more responsible after the war. Fred having come so very close to dying he changed his personality the most.

Ginny and Seamus Finnigan had married and started a family but she remained close friends with the golden trio.

Neville and Luna married and enjoyed a long happy life together. They never treated the golden trio or their children as anything unusual or unnatural, just as people they cared about.

Review Responses

OfficerDonNZ: True. I deleted it for a rewrite into the current version. One I like the way it works a lot better. I know this one is shorter and did not deal with a lot of things but I wanted to focus on the trio and how they would react. Oh and as for the miracle gro review: Yes I could see her doing that too. And yes playing with things like that in a dream makes it a bit easier to be out there and off the hook with a few ideas.

Fairy of protection: Thank you for reading. Yes those are some good observations. Draco would probably not be happy but then Pansi Parkinski is not going to be going back to that whiny little brat. And yes just a subtle (lol) nod to Emma Watson.

Wiltsrider: Yep. Thank you for reading.

Maranda Peterson: True there is some potential there I suppose. Maybe someday.

Dennisud: Dreamweaver. Ohhohh Dreamweaver...

IdlemanRPG: Thanks. This one is a rewrite of the first one. But we will see what happens in the future again.