Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...Responses...
Jss2141: thank you
MysterD47: Loved the image...any chance you could show me similar ones? Also, I think I can do it. The making it awkward and having Dipper be average will be tricky...but I like a challenge...
nightmaster000: Sounds interesting; I think I can do that
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"Alright Dipper Pines! We got motive, ballistics and a paper trail a mile wide! Now why don't you just admit to shooting Gideon and save us a lot of trouble!" Demanded Sheriff Blubs.
"But I didn't do it!" Insisted Dipper. "Look...I'll admit that I came to the town meeting with the intent of ambushing him...but after the meeting I went to the bathroom to apply my Camouflage paint-
...Flashback...
"BLAST! I took Mables make-up kit by mistake!" Shouted a horrified Dipper as he saw he was now covered in lady make-up.
Suddenly the door opened and Stan came in. "Oh! Sorry, Mrs! I thought this was the men's room!" He shouted apologetic.
"Uh...that's fine...sweet thing!" Said a Dipper in a poor imitation of a girls voice-
BANG!
Went a gunshot noise right outside the window...
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-After applying my very masculine war paint, my Grunkle Stan came in and we both heard the gunshot that that hit Gideon outside...and that's all that really needs to be said about the whole thing." Lied Dipper smoothly.
"And Stan can back this up?" Asked Blubs. "Absolutely!...but anything else he tells you is a filthy lie." Says Dipper flatly.
"Now, wait just a minute! Doesn't that make him an unreliable witness then?" Asked Deputy Durland.
Dipper groaned. "Okay...never mind...you can believe everything he says...just- just don't let what happened leave this station, please?" He begged.
"Absolutely!" Agreed both Durland and Blubs...while crossing fingers behind their backs...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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