Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...Responses...

HyperA1985: He already technically appeared in ch. 24. As for this chapter...maybe not this one...but It's definitely a possibility for the next.

imperialwar1234: thank you...I think. Dang it, I forgot. Sorry.

AN: this story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give HIS stories a read! Their good!

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While the twins were 'adjusting' to these new...'challenges'... So too were their friends in Gravity Falls.

Pacifica Northwest took a long deep breath as she stared at her new school. Okay Pacifica, you can no longer afford to go to your private school, your so called 'old friends' won't give you the time of day anymore...but you survived a ghost, undid your parents brainwashing and survived an Apocalypse! There's nothing you can't do!

CLANG!

She watched as the 'Northwest' part of Northwest Middle School was torn off...and replaced by 'Quentin Trembly'.

"Ooookay...just going to ignore that." Stated Pacifica flatly as she walked in for her first day at the newly dubbed 'Quentin Trembly Middle School'...

...later...

Pacifica sat down for the 'first day of school pow-wow' in the auditorium. Thankfully, Candy and Grenda were already saving her a seat.

A man walked up to the podium on the stage. "Hello students! I'm one of your new teachers! Stanford Lenderman, at your service! First order of business...were forcibly dropping out 50% of you."

"Wait, what?" Said Pacifica suddenly.

The man shrugged as the murmuring increased. "Hey don't blame me...our 'beloved' Mayor Tyler is the one who got the bright idea to impose a 'nothing to see here' attitude in a town where most of it's revenue comes from tourism." He shook his head. "Anyway, since it's hardly fair to just kick kids out for the mistakes of politicians...were going to do this the fairest way possible...

CRASH!

He smashed the podium in two with an AXE! "WITH A BLOODY BATTLE TO THE DEATH! The doors are locked and your weapons are under your chairs...GO FOR IT!"

"Again, WAIT WHAT!?" Shouted Pacifica, before a crossbow is tossed into her hands by Candy who has already brought up a bazooka-

"Less talking, more bashing!" Shouts Grenda as she brings up a claymore and cleaves three heads off.

Wow, I didn't even need to posses anyone this time to get things rolling! Laughed the 'teacher' to himself as the children murdered each other.

...later...

as the survivors walked out of the auditorium...drenched in tears, blood, vomit, gay matter, and cinders...they all had major mental breakdowns...except Pacifica, Grenda, and candy of course...they'd seen WAY freakier things in their adventures with the Pines Twins...

"Okay...is this NORMAL for public schools?" asked a rattled Pacifica who was barely holding it together.

Hey, I just said they weren't having mental breakdowns. I never said they were 'fine'.

Candy frowned. "No...this is a new one."

Mr. Lenderman laughed as he came up behind them. "If you think this is bad, you should see what were forced to do for the actual classes! Your gonna need these by the way." He gives all three of them radiation suits and a barrel of sulfuric acid.

"Now don't dawdle! Class will begin soon!" And with that he skipped away merrily through the blood and entrails of former students.

Pacifica turned to her new friends. "Riiiiiight, all in favor of ditching school? Preferably forever?" The other two girls were quick to agree.

Slenderman tore off his teacher disguise as the girls ran into the woods. Huh, smart kids. Said the abomination with a smirk(somehow).

Well, I guess I won't be needing this school anymore. Said Slenderman out loud as he burnt the school and sold the remaining students to Simpleton the Strong...and then silently stalked the three girls...

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Huh, maybe my luck is turning around! Thought Pacifica to herself as she soaked in the hot spring they'd just found.

They put up leaves to separate the sections so they could bathe and wash their clothes privately.

Well, Grenda and Candy washed their clothes. Pacifica put it off and just relaxed. Finally, she was able to get herself out of the wondrous bubbling water. She walked herself over to where she set her clothes...only to find they weren't there.

Pacifica let out an annoyed sigh. "Oh, ha, ha. Very funny. Very amusing. Now give me back my clothes." She shouts to the other side of the hotspring.

"Pacifica what are you talking about? We didn't do anything to your clothes." Shouts back Candy

Pacifica groaned. "Well, that's just great! What happened to them?"

"Uh...I might know." Said a familiar voice behind her.

Pacifica turns around surprised. "Dipper!?" She shouts out startled...only to find no one there.

There was a nervous cough. "Uh, down here." She looks down and sees a tiny Dipper Pines Russian matryoshka doll.

The doll then flustered at the sight of the cute, giant and naked Pacifica. "Right...okay. Please don't freak out-

Pacifica promptly covered herself and screamed...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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