Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...Responses...

imperialwar1234: 1. As long as you also PM me the contents of the chapters so I can translate it easier, I don't see a problem. But just to clarify: You understand the 'primary' goals of the challenge? 2. Sorry, I was going for a 'edgy cliffhanger' vibe. That's why it was so short. 3. I only know the basics of it currently, sorry. But it dose look interesting.

HyperA1985: sorry, but no.

AN: this story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give HIS stories a read! Their good!

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Wendy was depressed, she knew the first day back from school would be a bummer...but this was nuts!

The buses had been replaced by prison buses, they were being forced to to sit in 'posture-correcting chairs' that made her lose feeling in half her body, there was talk of bringing back 'corporal punishment', a 'clerical error' has doubled the amount of hours their required to stay in school all year, downsizing has forced them to eat only 'Brand-X imitation gruel', and the shower stalls had been replaced by one big communal shower!

True, she was looking forward to making fun of Robbie's wiener all year...not so much all the guys getting to see her naked.

Wendy stripped and wrapped herself up in a towel, she then takes off her new pine tree hat and looks at it fondly. It makes sense that the day after you left...everything goes to hel-

"Missing your boy-toy?" Asked a voice right next to her ear, a surprised Wendy nearly slammed her fingers in the locker door-

She turns around to see a smirking Tambry also wrapped in a towel. "Tambry! Don't do that!" She shouted annoyed.

Tambry just laughs. "Come on, it's cute that your 'pinning' for your little dork."

Wendy blushed. "I-it's not like that!" Tambry rolled her eyes. "Come on Wendy. I heard that last minute 'talk' you had with Dipper at the bus stop...not to mention you gave him your 'hat', the same hat you've been willing to break arms for!"

Wendy blushed harder. "I- Look, he'd been through an apocalypse! He'd earned it!"

Tambry just laughed. "I gotta know...if you'd known about the 'world nearly ending at the end of summer' ealier..would you have given Dipper a 'special gift'?" She asks mischievously.

It didn't seem possible but Wendy managed to fluster a redder shade then her hair! "Yeah, I'm not having this conversation anymore." She said flatly, she turns around-

YOINK!

Shouts Tambry as she yanks away her towel. "Hey!" Snaps a mortified Wendy. "Yikes, girl you need to do some serious landscaping on that red 'bush' you got going on down there." Teased Tambry playfully.

Wendy glared and lunged at her-

click

Went Tambry's camera phone. Wendy paled as she covered herself. "Wow, you really have 'blossomed' haven't you Wendy? Bet Dipper would love thi-

GAH!

Screamed a panicked Wendy as she tackled her to the ground. "OW! Sheesh Wendy I was just kidding! Come on, like I'd really- She trailed off and paled as she saw her phone. "Uh, oh."

"What? What 'uh, oh'!?" Snapped an angry Wendy. "Okay, first off- This is technically your fault, you bumped into me, causing me to hit 'send'-

"WHO DID YOU SEND IT TO!"

"Not everyone! Just...one...Dipper."

5 seconds later, Tambry found herself in the hallway naked. She frantically banged on the now locked shower room door. "Come on, Wendy! Let me back in!" She pleaded.

Wendy just dusted off her hands and tried to send a message explaining what happened to Dipper, but cursed when she saw that Tambry's phone was now broken from hitting the floor, and Wendy's phone got confiscated earlier...

Wendy was truly and utterly ticked off. That's it! Hang the consequences! Any guy that so much as looks at me, I'm smashing their teeth in! Thought Wendy as she entered the shower, ready to kick but and laugh at Robbie's junk-

And then she realizes that she wouldn't be laughing at his junk...no one would ever again...because several zombies had just eaten it...as well as most of his limbs and organs.

A deathly pale and naked Wendy took one look at this...and calmly backed out of the room, used her towel to lock the door, then ran for her locker to get her clothes-

Only to now find it empty! Except for a note-

Good luck! You'll need it!

Sincerely, S. Man

A peculiar chainsaw, and-

DIPPER!?

Sure enough, Dipper's decapitated head was in the locker...and blushing like crazy at the sight of a naked Wendy. Huh, Maybe today won't be so bad after all. Thought Dipper's head...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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