Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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AN: this story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give HIS stories a read! Their good!

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Dipper desperately tried to make himself as unnoticeable as possible...on top of everything, he did NOT want to deal with this...

"Dipper Pines! Sit up straight!" Shouts Mr. Lenderman suddenly. Dipper groans as this draws the immediate attention of the three girls...and their hostile glares.

Dipper tries not to look them in the face. Okay...this is a problem...but I've faced worse then this...as long as I sidestep them and keep my mouth shut...we can just-

"Right class! Time for your first assignment! GEOGRAPHY!" Everyone- Except Dipper, who was still feeling the glares of the three girls on his back -groaned at this.

"Don't worry boys and girls! This'll be fun! I'm going to blindfold all of you, separate you into groups of four, drop you at random points all over town and you must rely on your own sense of direction to return! How neat is that?!"

The class just looked at him like he was insane...

"The first team to come to the designated finish line gets an 'A' in geography for the rest of the year and a fabulous prize!...everyone else will get an 'F'!"

"WAIT, WHAT!?" Shouts everyone. But Mr. Lenderman is already turning out the lights, before Dipper knew what was happening...something was put over his eyes...and he was forcibly dragged somewhere...

After a long rocky ride...Dipper found himself forcibly being shoved off and hitting the warm concrete below. Dipper groans as he removes his blindfolds...He saw he was in the outskirts of Piedmont...and pails as he also sees the backs of three girls: one with pigtails, one wearing a corn accessory, another a log accessory.

"No!" Groans Dipper. "It couldn't be!" He shouts desperately.

Then the girls turn around...and it turns out to be three completely different girls.

Dipper let's out a sigh of relief... "Thanks for holding our stuff while we went to the outhouse." Said Emma Sue suddenly as she Maize and Ivy suddenly stepped back into view. Dipper paled as the three strange girls welcomed them, gave back their stuff and accessories and walked out of the story...

All three girls glared at him. Dipper chuckled nervously. "Uh...hey girls...how you been?" Emma glared. "How do you think, jerk?" She retorted annoyed.

Dipper sighed. "Okay...I deserved that." He recomposed himself and talks back to them determined.

"Look, I'm sorry about everything, alright? I'd just gotten my heart broken, and I was told to 'move on' and-

"Well, that's stupid!" Interrupted Maize. "Yeah! You don't force yourself to move on when your clearly not ready! All your doing is hurting yourself- and other people!" Adds Ivy.

"Yeah, you want to torment yourself with your problems, fine! But leave other people who don't even know you out of it!" Snaps Emma.

Dipper blanched at the three pronged assault. "Uh..."

"Yeah, seriously. Why would you listen to such dumb advice?" Pointed out an annoyed Maize.

Unseen by all, Slenderman twirls a bubble wand. Which produces a thought bubble filled wit the memory of Mable giving that advice...right over Dippers head...

..."You know...I'm starting to wonder that myself." Admits a slightly annoyed Dipper. He quickly shakes it off though. "Okay...look, you don't like me? That's fine, I deserve that. So what do you say we just get through this dumb assignment, and I just promise to avoid you all for the rest of the School year?" He offered.

"We get 'right of way' whenever we need to go somewhere?" Asked Ivy. "Sure." Said Dipper evenly. The girls look at him skeptically...

"Luckily for you...were new to this area and don't know where anything is..." Admitted Emma finally..."Okay, fine. You got a deal." She says finally.

Dipper nods. "Alright...actually, I have a pretty good GPS on my- He rummages in his pocket -Shoot, I must've dropped it when I hit the pavement..." He quickly goes over to look for it-

Slenderman freezes time-

(Mal's whistle)

He whistles as he drops the phone he'd swiped from Dipper near the girls. "Right...now I'll just let Tambry's message finally come through..."

He then throws some of el Furioso's fury dust onto the girls. With a clap of his hands...time goes forward again...

"Hey is this your phone!?" Shouts Maize as she picks up the ringing phone...then flushes embarrassed as she sees the picture on it...this embarrassment then turns to rage...especially when the other two sees-

"WHAT THE BLOOD!?" "I KNEW HE WAS SLEAZY!" "LET'S GET HIM!"

Before Dipper knew what was happening...he was being tackled and brutally beaten up...

Slenderman laughs as he waits a couple minutes before once more freezing time...he then grabs the frozen Dippers clothes...rips them off and shreds them like confetti over him...he takes his back pack and tosses it to the side...then he grabs Wendy's hat, rips it a little and throws it into the gutter...he then sucks out the dust from their system...and gives it all to Dipper...

"TIME IN-" He laughs.

The girls just stared in shock...they'd violently beaten Dipper! He had a black eye, his nose looked broken, he had dozens of bruises and lacerations!...and they'd ripped off all his clothes?...they didn't remember doing that...but it was all a blur of red and fury...so they must've done it!

"Uh...Dipper?" Asked a shame-faced Emma. Dipper wasn't listening...he was staring at the drenched and torn up hat of Wendy...

Dipper snarled and jumped to his feet. "OKAY! THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! I'VE TRIED TO BE NICE, BUT YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!"

The girls cowered in terror...this boy was scary! And Dipper wasn't done yet!

"YOU KNOW I WASN'T GOING TO BRING THIS UP- I WAS TOTALLY WILLING TO TAKE THE FALL FOR THIS TO KEEP THE PEACE! BUT FRACK THAT! AND FRACK YOU! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING- I'VE GONE OVER OUR CONVERSATION A THOUSAND TIME AND PUTTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT 'WE'D MEET ON THE ROAD AND THE ODDS WERE ASTRONOMICAL WE'D EVER MEET AGAIN'- WHAT PART OF THE BRIEF, PLATONIC CONVERSATIONS WE HAD- IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM INDICATED I WAS ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN ANY OF YOU!?"

"Uhhh." Blanched Ivy nervously.

"SO WHAT'S THE MORAL THERE!? GIRLS WILL MISINTERPRET ANY INTERACTION YOU HAVE WITH THEM AS DEEPLY ROMANTIC AND MEANINGFUL TO YOU BOTH, SO GIVING ATTENTION TO MORE THAN ONE AT ONCE IS A BAD IDEA!? IS THAT IT!?"

"Well..." Cowered Emma awkwardly. But Dipper had continued to ramble enraged...

"AND ANOTHER THING! WHY DIDN'T MABLE HELP ME WITH THIS!? WHY DID I NEED TO GO TO GRUNKLE STAN FOR 'ADVICE'!? SHE'S THE ONE WHO CONSTANTLY BUTTS IN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S LOVE LIFE! SHE TOOK MY PRIVATE STUFF ABOUT WENDY IN A BOX I'D CLEARLY MARKED 'PRIVATE'! SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S THE SELF-PROCLAIMED 'MATCHMAKER'! BUT SHE JUST BUTTED IN, CONDEMNED ME FOR NOT MAGICALLY GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK OVERNIGHT, GAVE ME ONE PIECE OF VAGUE ADVICE...THEN JUST LEFT ME TO FLOUNDER ON MY OWN! DESPITE KNOWING BETTER THEN ANYONE ELSE HOW MUCH I SUCK WITH GIRLS! THE WHOLE THING READS LIKE A POORLY-WRITTEN 'CONFLICT BALL' THAT SAPS WRITE INTO SIT-COM'S TO GET THE PLOT GOING!

"What?" Asked a confused Maize as the dust continued to overwhelm Dippers reason and ramble further off topic...

AND ANOTHER THING! WHO WAS MABLE TO JUDGE ME!? FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER, SHE WAS FLIRTING AGGRESSIVELY WITH NEARLY EVERY GUY HER AGE SHE COMES ACROSS! BUT DID ANYONE CONDEMN HER!? NO! THEY JUST TREAT IT AS A CHARMING QUIRK OF HER CHARACTER. AGAIN; WHAT'S THE MORAL THERE!? GIRLS CAN FLIRT WITH ANY BOY THEY WANT BUT BOYS HAVE TO REIGN IT IN-

The girls said nothing as the boy in front of him grew madder and madder...

"JUST MOVE ON!? LIKE YOU 'MOVED ON' WHEN WADDLES WAS TAKEN BY PACIFICA!? I-

"Okay...bored now!" Yawned Slenderman as he began to slowly drain the dust out of Dippers system..and whisper into his ear: "Just go home".

"You know what!? Frak this! And frack my grade! I'm going home!" Shouted Dipper as he picked up Wendy's hat, his phone, and his backpack and angrily walked home naked...

The three girls just stared after him stunned...none of them knowing what to do...

...Meanwhile...

The rest of Dippers class screamed as they were fed into the furnace. Slenderman then turns to his phone and smirks as he sees his 'surprise' for Dipper and co. beginning to make itself 'known'.

He then turns to the readers. "May all our stories end so well...until next time!"

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: the names of the other two girls belong to 'The Howling Behemoth', I'm using them with his permission. Check out his stories! Their great!

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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