Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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imperialwar1234: Well, I'm glad you like it!

nightmaster000: Luck of the devil? O, I think something WORSE had a hand in this 'good luck'

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AN: This chapter is a reward for 'WenDip and Pinecest' for doing my 'Shake up the falls' story challenge, give him/her story a read!

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Tambry screamed as the thugs roughly grabbed her. "Right, I think I can have a second helping of dessert." Mocks the Ripper-

Tambry's eyes widen, "What are you-

RIP!

Tambry turned deathly pale as her shirt was ripped off, "Oh, please- no!" Begged Tambry as they also tore off her pants.

SLAP!

The Rippers laughed as they struck her! "That's right! BEG ME BITCH!" Shouted the thug as they then broke the clasp off her bra.

The thug pulled down his pants, exposing his horrifically large cock. "Suck me and MAYBE we'll just chop you up now and put you out of your misery-

THWACK!

The thug screamed as an arrow came down and split his dick straight down the middle, squirting blood and semen right into an already freaked out Tambry's face.

"Sorry Tambry!" Shouted dipper as he used his modified magnet gun to throw more steel arrows at super speed.

One went through the man holding Tambry's right arm, piercing his colon...poop spurted through his innards..causing him to go into septic shock...

Another pierced through the man who was holding her other arm's trachea, he let go and stumbled around...chocking on his own blood.

Unfortunately, all the commotion seemed to draw in reinforcements. Dipper quickly handed the now topless Tambry his vest and ordered her to stay behind her. Tambry obeyed without question.

Dipper turned to the incoming Ripper's...weapons ready...

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Tambry's scream brought everyone else running to her...only to find Dipper kicking butt and taking names!

Not only using the Magnet gun arrows; Dipper also fired modified love-god anti-love potions- causing those hit to be so self-hating that they kill themselves -he throws smiley Dip pellets, leaving them disoriented. He uses a weird ray-gun that seems to make the thugs forget what's happening, leaving them vulnerable to having their throats slashed.

And that weird gauntlet with a tape-measure tied to it! Every time Dipper clicked it, it seemed to make him go freaky fast for a limited time...

Mable, Wendy and the teens saw this...some would think them amazed...but honestly they were mainly busy vomiting...their was SO much blood!

"Wow...I'm dark and tortured for real now(pause to vomit)...gotta admit, it's not nearly as good as I thought it would be."

"Frak this! I ain't getting paid for this blood!" Shouted a Ripper as he and many others made a run for it-

"Come back you cowards!" Shouted someone who was seemed to be the leader, but his men had already fled.

He snarled at dipper. "This isn't over! Soon the Rippers will be everywhere! You want to be a hero, boy? We'll take this, hero!" He shouts as he brings up his gun

Dipper gets ready to dodge- Only for him to turn the gun to Wendy!

NO!

Screamed Dipper as he dived in front of a startled Wendy, "I love you Wendy! I won't let you get hurt again!" He screamed out loud, it no longer seeming to matter what with the cold sting of lead...absent?

Dipper flopped on the ground, he looked around confused. "Wait, wha-

Mable coughed awkwardly. "Uh...so the guy just took off without firing...I think he was out of bullets and was just bluffing to distract you long enough to run away...so...yeah.."

Dipper and Wendy looked at each other...both flustered...neither knowing what to say...

"AWKWARD." Mumbled Thompson out loud as he scooted away from the whole scene...only to slip on dismembered gray matter...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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