Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
...responses...
RasenganFin: Yeah, sorry. Real life happened and I ran out of time. The best I could do was slap down an old one-shot
imperialwar1234: It's from the 'Tremors' Movie franchise, i strongly recommend it.
Wolfang21: Mine as well. Here's hoping!...course a little 'bribe' might be enough to get me to make another chapter of this.
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It wasn't easy being a male in a female dominated society...just ask Dipper Pines. He currently stood wearing nothing but a loincloth, shackled to an auction block with several other males.
His family had recently fallen on hard times...investing in liamaicide had backfired when the new queen banned that practice...they'd been up to their eyeballs in debt and had to sell everything...including him.
Now Dipper had nothing to do...but wait for his new owner to purchase him-
"I bid 5 crabs and fourteen smeckles!" Dipper's eyes widened at the sound of a VERY familiar voice. "Mable...?"
"7 Quails and twenty-five grabbles!" "Wendy?"... Dipper quickly searched the crowd.
"15 boars and thirty-six goombas!" "Pacifica?" And then he saw them; Mable(wearing her usual rainbow fish pelt), pacifica(her Jewel encrusted leopard skin bikini), Tambry(purple leopard skin bikini), Wendy(red leopard skin bikini, and covered in axes), Candy(a green leopard skin..that kept trying to slide off since she didn't have the curves for it), Grenda( a rabid boar pelt worn like armor)...all of whom were pooling their money...
"22 oxen and 50 Galleons!"
"Sold, to the 5 desperate chicks and one incest lover!" Shouted the auctioneer jokingly.
That last comment made both twins vomit...and the first one caused the rest of the girls to glare at the auctioneer...
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"Alright! thank you girls! I'd never have been able to buy dipper back without your money! Now...when will you be giving ownership of Dipper back to me?" She asked earnestly.
Their was a long awkward pause... Wendy coughs nervously, "Right...look Mable...there's no easy way top say this...but we kinda had an alterior motive for doing this..."
Mable looked at them confused. "Wha?"
Candy was also feeling awkward "Yeah...as you know we've been selected to go discover a new trade route by the queen...which will take a year...which is very lonely...soooo...
"GAH! Oh, will you just spit it out already! Were taking Dipper with us to be our servant and concubine!" Snapped Pacifica irritably. She was in a bad enough mood already that she'd have to... -ShA-rE?- Dipper! Stupid liamaicide ban...her family may have wheatherd it better then most...but her mom was being extra stingy lately...that was the ONLY reason she needed their money too!
Mable didn't know how to respond...except to vomit.
And dipper...Dipper didn't know whether to feel terrified...or excited?...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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