Tales of the Falls
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"The S.S. Gravity Falls?" Asks a confused Mable. Dipper read the brochure, "Apparently, some rich guy named 'S. Lenderman' bought all the land on and surrounding 'Gravity Falls', had it ripped from the ground, built a giant deluxe yacht around it...and here it is...I guess."
Mable just looked at the giant cruise ship in front of them both amazed...and confused. "Annnnnd...this all happened during the 10 hour bus drive from Piedmont?"
Indeed the twins had been expecting a rinky-dink town in the middle of nowhere...instead they found their bus diverted to the ocean..and the news that they'd now be spending the summer on a cruise?
Dipper nodded, "Your right, this is weird..."
Before they could think more of it, a porter came up to bring their luggage on board. It's explained to them that the ship is divided into numerous parts; engine, town, forest, lake/pool, Mansion, mine, mountain, tourist quarters, miscellaneous, and game room.
It's also quickly explained to them that all the townsfolk from Gravity falls was still allowed to live here and for free...as long as they did their assigned job. Example: their Grunkle Stan was allowed to still own his business The Mystery Shack...provided he give 50% of his profits to the Captain.
"So were going to help Grunkle Stan?" Asked Mable.
"Nope" And just like that he shoved Dipper into a sharktank.
"Dipper!" Screamed Mable as Dipper cried out an agony as 'something' attacked him violently...causing the tank to be foamy and bloody...all the while the tourists applauded...
"It's so realistic..."
"FOR THE LOVE OF BLOOD, HELP ME!"
"And the boy playing the victim is quite the thespian!"
"MY INSIDES ARE POURING OUT!"
"Woo-hoo! Worth every Penny!"
"SHE'S RIPPING APART MY TESTICLES!"
"...Lucky..."
Mable hyperventilated as the porter refused to let her down and continued to carry her farther away. The porter just chuckled. "Oh, don't worry about Wendy...she's trained to maul not kill...she's quite the sweetheart really...unlike the devils your about to meet."
"Wait, what?" Asked Mable, but she was already shoved inside a weird pig costume and shoved inside-
GET HER!
Mable suddenly found herself dog-pilled by screaming, kicking, biting, spitting, sticky monsters...otherwise known as the 'kidus at pizzario resturauntus'.
Mable screamed as the onslaught of kids tried their best to rip her to pieces. The porters just laughed. "(snort) when should we tell her that this is just her second job...and her REAL job will be 'Night watchman'?"
"Eh, forget that! It's time for my lunch break! She'll figure it out on her own." Said the porter as he and his buddy walked out of 'freddy fazbears pizza'...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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