Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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nightmaster000: 1. (shrug) I don't know...I just think Phil and dipper make a good team I guess...but that is a good question though...why? You have a suggestion in mind? 2. glad to hear!

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Dipper Pines grumbles as he trudges through forest putting up mystery shack signs. "Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I say." He then goes around a corner... and is shocked at what he sees!

Before him sits a devastated clearing everything smashed, burnt, and twisted...except for one seemingly unscathed tree in the center. Curious, Dipper approaches it. "Huh, there's some writing on it." Thinks Dipper as he leans in-

What do the poor have

That the rich want

That the dead eat?

Dippers eyes lit up. "Oh, I remember this riddle!" He exclaims out loud. "The answer is nothing!"

CRACK!

Suddenly the tree grew a mouth and spat a book right into Dippers hand. Dipper smiled. "Alright! Maybe this Summer won't stink after all!" Thinks Dipper right before the pissed off 12 year-old redhead runs up from behind and kicks him in the balls...

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AN: sorry this was short, I was on a deadline.

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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