Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...responses...

gamelover41592: I know, right? Much better ending(minus Slenderman of course)

imperialwar1234: (looks it up) Yikes man...I'm sorry. Best of luck to you...for what it's worth...you'll be in my prayers...

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AN: dose anyone have any recommendations for songs for gravity falls / christian song-fics? (or at least christian like?)

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"STANFORD!" Shouts Stanley Pines as his brother went into the portal...and vanished forever...

"No..." He groaned...

Aye let's go

Don't waste yuh life man...

I know a lot of people out there scared they're gone die
A couple of them thinking they'll be livin' in the sky
But while I'm here livin' man I gotta ask why, what am here fo' I gotta figure out
Waste my life
No I gotta make it count
If Christ is real then what am I gonna do about
Everything in Luke 12: 15 down to 21
You've really gotta go and check it out
Paul said if Christ ain't resurrected we've wasted our lives
Well that implies that our life's built around Jesus being alive
Everyday I'm living tryin' to show the world why

"Kings of New Jersey! Kings of New Jersey! Kings of New Jersey!"Shouted the young Stans...

Christ is more than everything you'll ever try

Better than pretty women and sinning and living to get a minute of any women and men that you admire
It ain't no lie

We're created for Him
Outta the dust he made us for Him
Elects us and he saves us for Him
Jesus comes and he raises for Him

"Are you kidding me? Why would I want to do anything with the person who sabotaged my entire future?!"

Magnify the Father why bother with something lesser

He made us so we could bless Him
To the world we confess Him
Resurrects Him

So I know I got life
Matter fact better man I know I got Christ
If you don't see His ways in my days and nights

You can hit my brakes you can stop my life
Then I lost my rights
I lost my life

Forget the money cars and toss that ice
The cost is Christ
And they could never offer me anything on the planet that would cost that price.

"You ignoramus! Your brother was gonna be our ticket out of this dump! All you ever do is lie and cheat right on your brother's coattails. Well this time you cost our family potential millions! And until you make us a fortune, you aren't welcome in this household."

Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my
Don't wanna waste my

Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my

Don't wanna waste my

Hi! I'm Stan Pines of Stan Co. Enterprises. Are sick of this always happening to you? (A pitcher of juice is thrown at him, getting juice all over him) Then you need the Shammy of the future! (Begins to wipe himself off, then the commercial skips ahead to him completely clean) Made with the same material astronauts use to clean up cranberry stains on the moon! That's the Sham Total! It's a total sham.

Armed and dangerous
So the devil just can't hang with us
Christian youth them will stand with us
Living and driven
Given a vision

Fulfilling the commission he handed us
London to Los Angeles
The rap evangelist
My daddy wouldn't abandon us
I gotta backpack full of tracts and I keep it on the Johnny mac
So are you ready to jam with us
So let's go, give me the word an let's go
Persecution let's go

Tribulation let's go
Across the nation let's go
Procrastination let's go
Hung on the cross in the cold
Died for the young and the old
Can't say you never know
Heaven knows how many souls are going to hell or to heaven so we gotta go in to get them

Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my
Don't wanna waste my
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my
Don't wanna waste my

Hi! I'm Steve Pinington! (Pulls at Band-aid on his arm) Are you sick of bandages that are hard to remove? Then what you need is the Rip Off! The Rip Off won't give you rashes, I repeat: it won't give you rashes.

Suffer?
Yeah, do it for Christ!
You're trying to figure what to do with your life
If you make a lot of money hope you're doing it right
Because the money is God's you better steward it right
And stay focused
You ain't got no ride
Your life ain't wrapped up in what you drive
The clothes you wear, the job you work
The color your skin naw you're a Christian first
People get to living for a job
Make a little money start living for a car
Get 'em a wife a house kids and a dog
Then they retire they're living high on the hog
But guess what they didn't ever really live at all
To live is Christ and that's Paul I recall
To die is gain so for Christ we give it all
He's the treasure you'll never find in a mall
Your money your singleness marriage talent your time
They were loaned to you to show the world that Christ is Divine
That's why it's Christ in my rhymes

"The stan vacs! They suck more then anything!" SLAM! "...Gotta work on that..."

That's why it's Christ all the time
See my whole world is built around Him He's the life in my lines
I refuse to waste my life
He's too true to chase that ice
Here's my gifts and time
'Cause I'm constantly trying to be used to praise the Christ
If he's truly raised to life
Then this news should change your life
And by his grace you can put your faith in place that rules your days and nights

Stan wept over his brother's disappearance for days...

Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my
Don't wanna waste my

"Yes, that's it! Just hand it over and I'll do my thing. Unless you're ready to leave Gravity Falls." Said 'Blendin'.

Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life
Don't wanna waste my life, life, life

"...Just a little more summer." Said mable as she hands the rift over to him

Don't wanna waste my
Don't wanna waste my life!

-Only to be stopped by STAN!?

"No deal." Said Stan...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

AN: the song is 'Don't waste your life' by Lecrae

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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