Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...responses...

Superior Tennyson: 1. Interesting...but I'll need more details before I can do it. 2. Who's John Constantine?

ImperialStar: As long as their translated into English and they fit, I can use it.

HyperA1985: Yeah...that's Slenderman...who HATES Mable...so trust me, you don't.

Gamelover41592: thank you

The Howling Behemoth: thank you

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AN: This is a reward to 'ImperialStar', for doing my challenge, give his stuff a read! It might be in Spanish, but I put down an English translation in my review!

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'Science for a comfortable life'

That's the motto that has guided the Umbrella corporation for 50 years; the same number one corporation on earth that brought you the internet, hover technology, and the cure for all diseases is at it again!

Their creation of the performance-enhancing drug Nectar is allowing your countries proud men and woman in uniform better fight the dreaded Promise Hand Terrorist group operating in the Boa region in South America!

5-time presidential elect Derek C. Simmons has placed his full support on this. He also assures the public that Nectar is keeping civilian and U.S Soldier casualties down and it's only a matter of time before Terrorist Leader Gabriel "Skincoat" Merino is brought to justice for his crimes against humanity!

More of his speech at 11!

In other news-

Mable Pines turned off the her Umbrella phone, interrupting the umbrella stream, on the Umbrella news network, while ridding a Umbrella hover bus to Gravity Falls...AKA Umbrella Company Town 417.

"Umbrella, Umbrella, Umbrella! Seems like you can't go 5 feet without seeing their logo these days!" Thinks Mable to herself with a sigh...she was NOT looking forward to this Summer...her first summer away from home and parents and rather than spending it making new friends or a love connection...INSTEAD she'd be spending it at Umbrella's Junior Executive training camp! Making POLITICAL connections with the social elite, learning how to OPTIMIZE their skill set, and INNOVATE a better tomorrow- GAH! SHE COULD FEEL HER SOUL DYING! SHE WAS FLIPPING 12 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

She looks toward her twin brother Dipper Pines, who contrary to her was excited! Finally, people would HAVE to start treating him like an adult- kids who passed in the top 10 at the end of Summer were- among other nifty perks -recognized as legal adults in the eyes of the law!

And best of all...he'd FINALLY be able to work side by side with his idol/Great uncle Albert! The head of Umbrella R & D!

Dipper smiled as they entered the city limits...the skies the limits...and it was only going to get better! This was going to be the best Summer yet!

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Albert Pines smiles as the naked red headed teen continued to have liquid nitrogen poured into her body...yet not freeze? He crosses off the symbol of ice cubes from his chart. "3 down, 7 to go..."

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Meanwhile, Deep within the bowels of Racoon City( AKA Umbrella Company Town 100)...William Birkin snarls at the Umbrella security force that breaks into his lab-

"IF I CAN'T HAVE THE GLORY OF MY GENIUS, NO ONE SHALL!" He began typing into a computer, the guards shoot him...but it's too late...the G-Virus was released...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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