Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ImperialStar: (Discussed on PM)
Gamelover41592: Yep
Superior Tennyson: Interesting...I'll add it to the list.
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AN: this chapter is a gift to ImperialStar for doing my 'Shake up the falls' story challenge, give it a read, my English translation is in his reviews.
AN: nightmaster000 or Wolvenstrom contributed dialogue
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-Another stipulation of the marriage contract is that none of the families involved in this will be allowed to hurt or kill the Pines family- directly or indirectly -, severe penalties will be enacted should they be caught doing so. It shall also be noted that once Young Dipper Pines chooses a 'Head' wife, the family of that chosen girl will be considered the true rulers of the underworld, her heirs will be likewise, and all other families will be subservient to them. I should also state-
The demon lawyer continued to drone on and on...while the various girls gathered here...were barely able to keep awake...many thoughts went through their heads...few of it good...
"Unbelievable...I'm going to be forced to marry some icky boy! Their always disgusting, especially when naked! (shudder) It'll be nice to have more time to play With Mimi...but this is intolerable! Why is daddy punishing me!?"
Thinks Chi, the daughter of Aku.
"I can't believe this is happening...I SHOULD BE WITH JUNIOR! ...The beating mom gave Daddy was too merciful...whoever this 'Dipper' is, I'll make him 'suffer' for this...
Thinks Minnie, daughter of Grim and Mandy.
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Repeated Mimi -Daughter of Him- to herself as she rocked back and forth in fear.
"...this can't be happening...not only do I have this freaky third eye in the middle of my head now AND the devil spawn of a freaky triangle thing...but NOW I'm going to have to fight a bunch of devil whores for the attention of a boy I've never met!? What hellish nightmare did I fall into and HOW can I get out?"
Thought a frantic Pacifica, Daughter of Northwest and Bill.
FINALLY, the door opened and in came...a very limp and unimpressive looking boy came in. "Ah, yes. Hello servant, get me some sweets and tell your master that we tire of waiting to see him our so-called-betrothed! I have some words for him!" Demanded Chi.
...their was an awkward pause, Lord Pain coughed nervously. "Uh...my lady? This IS your betrothed."
The girls just looked at the boy in disbelief(well more cool anger in Minnie's case, and curiosity in Mimi's case). "HIM!?" Shouted both Chi and Pacifica.
"As bad as the situation was- I at least thought that it would be someone of my station, not some low-life commoner!" Snapped Pacifica. Before an indignant Dipper could respond-
"Nevermind commoner, He's a human! A weak, pathetic, useless-
"Hey, shut up!" Shouts an angry Wendy as she storms into the room. "Oh, mind your own business Abadeer!" She snapped while squeezing her screaming Demongo stress ball.
"Uh, my names Corduroy." Corrected Wendy confused.
Chi snorts, "No it's not, I strongly advise you to talk with your 'father'."
Before Wendy could say anything, Chi was already heading in Dipper direction. "As for you; if you think I'm going to willingly bed some filthy HUMAN boy- she grabs his crotch to castrate it - you have another-
She pauses as she feels what she's grasping, suddenly she backs off. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were a girl...perhaps we can come to an arrangement then?" She asked suddenly in a far more reasonable tone.
For a moment...everyone was too stunned to say anything...then Mimi- for the first time in YEARS, laughed...and everyone else(except Wendy, who was trying very hard to hold down said laugh) burst out laughing.
Dipper had never been more embarrassed, "I- I- I AM A BOY! YOU CAN'T JUST- WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT!" He shouts mortified as she grabs his crotch again
Chi just frowns, as she once more feels him up...the just looks at him weird. "Oookay, if you say so." She said clearly skeptical.
Pacifca, still laughing was able to manage to shout: "So much for at least having the wedding night to look forward to!" She shouts.
Dipper...was not taking this well.
Stan pats him on the back, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it kid...the only way to recover from this...get GOOD at sex fast! Don't worry I'll teach you!"
Dipper said nothing...he just paused to vomit and rolled up into a troubled fetal position on the floor while the whole room continued to laugh at him...
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The laughter however...didn't last. "WE HAVE TO DO WHAT!?" Shouted both Chi and Pacifica. The demon lawyer adjusted his spectacles, "Until Dipper chooses which of you will be his 'head' wife...you are to live with him, work for his uncle, and your access to your funds and powers are henceforth restricted until further notice..."
Now it was Chi and Pacifica's turns to go into the troubled fetal position...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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