Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: this chapter is a gift to 'ImperialStar' for doing my 'Shake up the falls' story challenge, give it a read, my English translation is in his reviews.
AN: 'nightmaster000' or 'Wolvenstrom' contributed to the dialogue
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Slenderman turned to Aku. "Y'know I can understand Bill, Him and Mandy not caring about me working their daughters like slaves...but why haven't YOU put up a fuss about it?"
Aku sighs, "To be honest...I'm well aware that I've been spoiling her rotten. My realm will be in dire straights if she takes over as she is...but despite knowing this, I haven't the will to discipline her myself...So this actually works out well.
They clink glasses of human intestines together.
"To causing chaos and misery on simple whims."
"Hear, hear."
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"You can't do this to us!" Shouts Chi and Pacifica as their thrown out on the lawn. Stan chuckles, "As a matter of fact I can...according to the marriage contract...no work for me, no food or roof over your heads. It's that simple."
"Actually, according to this there's an alternate way of payment they can make." Admitted the lawyer.
"FINE! WE'LL DO THAT!" They both shout. The Lawyer shrugs as he snaps his fingers, suddenly their clothes turn to money and float into a suddenly VERY uncomfortable Stan's hand.
Both girls scream as they cover themselves, "Right this should cover a weeks worth of food and lodging, the contract forbids you giving them clothes they have to BUY them." Said the lawyer before Stan could argue, he vanished.
"I feel like I've stepped into a BAD Japanese Anime." Thinks Stan to himself as he let's the two mortified girls run inside.
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"So it's true...I'm Abadeer's daughter?" Asked Wendy. Manly Dan sighed, "You are my daughter...but also his. When you were born...and after your mom...passed on...he approached me...told me he could give my daughter a great future and get revenge on those stupid northwest jerks for ALL the wrongs they'd done our family- Course he didn't say anything about MARRIAGE...which kinda irritates me."
Wendy just frowned, "Wait...I'm BOTH your daughter and HIS? How dose that work?"
Dan shrugged, "I don't understand the technical stuff of all that mumbo jumbo...but apparently, he lost his only daughter to some monster named the lich...so he used her ashes to bind her essence with yours...the spell was set to activate ONLY when the marriage contract went into affect."
"Wait, I thought the 'bet' only happened yesterday. How-
"Look, apparently time-travel was involved, again I don't understand all the details..." Dan sighed, "Look no revenge is worth your dignity...I'll find Abadeer and tell him the deal is off-
"No dad, that's a nice thought...but I got a feeling that that's not going to fly with a lord of the underworld. ...Dipper's smart about this sot of stuff, maybe he can find a loophole or something...in the meantime...I'd better play along for now.."
Not knowing what else to say...they hugged.
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"So...any chance I could get a harem of cute boys?" Asked Mable. Lord pain shook his head, "Sorry my dear, but between all the underworld lords..they have but ONE boy."
"OH! Is he cute?" Asked Mable with her usual one-track determination. Lord Pain chuckled, "See for yourself." He showed her a picture...and she went a bit green. "Uh...do you have one where his skin is on?" Pain just shakes his head with a smile.
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Dipper, trying to regain his bearings- and following Mable's advice -approached Minnie to get to know her better. "Hey there...Minnie, was it? I was just wondering-
Suddenly, with astounding speed. Minnie was across the room and grabbing Dipper by the crotch, Dipper went scarlet, "SERIOUSLY!? AGAIN!?"
Instead, to his shock, Minnie, then forced his right hand...to touch her VERY flat chest.
"I know how you feel", Said Minnie Sympathetically. Now that Dipper thought of it...he couldn't recall Minnie laughing when his 'shortcoming' was revealed...so she was being sincere!
Not knowing what else to say...they both embraced each other and cried...happy they found someone who knew their pain...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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