Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper was worried...he knew he SHOULDN'T be. After all he'd just FINALLY defied fate and saved his love interest from being injured...and yet...it seemed like every time in his life something GOOD was about to happen...something would ALWAYS make it go wro-
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Annnd there we go." Thinks Dipper with a sigh as his Sister Mable came screaming toward him, "DIPPER! PACIFICA GOT WADDLES! WE NEED TO CHANGE THINGS BACK!" She shouted as she frantically grabbed at the time tape.
Dipper tries to hold her back, "MABLE NO! I've crunched the numbers! In any other timeline, Wendy gets injured! I'm sorry about Waddles, but is a PIG really worth more then your friends health?"
"YES!" Screamed Mable as she grabs the time tape and activates it-
ZAP!
Suddenly Dipper is back at mid throw of the ball, the surprise makes him throw it off course-
CRACK!
OW!
Hitting Wendy in the eye, in Dipper peripheral vision Dipper sees Mable running away with the time Tape...he knows then that Mable will probably hide it where he can't find it, smash it or just give it back to Blendin...
In any case...it was over...it was all over...
And dipper...Dipper couldn't help but break down and cry- "I"M SORRY WENDY! I'M SO SORRY! IF I WASN'T SO WEAK OR STUPID I COULD'A PREVENTED THIS!" He throws himself in to hug her.
Wendy...eye still in pain...looks down at Dipper confused. "Dipper...what are you talking about? This...this was clearly an accident...No way you could've-
But Dipper just confessed to everything...why not? He fleet like such a failure...losing Wendy's friendship was the least he deserved...
Wendy was flabbergasted by what Dipper was admitting to...at first it seemed downright impossible- but then she remembered the 'Lamby incident' and decided to give him the benefit of a doubt...what little doubt vanished when Dipper blubered off several events- before they happened like clockwork- like Soos getting attacked by a squirrel, Mcgucket vomiting purple glitter, Grunkle Stan shooting his dentures at Gideon, Soos attacked by a squirrel again, etc.
Wendy, eventually calmed him down, hugged him and forgave him...he clearly did the best the could after all, not his fault the universe was lame and sucked(make her face a cosmic plaything will it? well frack you universe!)...during which Robbie tried to walk over...then immediately walked away from one angry glare sent by Wendy...NOW was not the time...
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Mable whistled as she walked down with waddles in tow, happy that she had her soulmate back and-
"WHAT THE HELL MABLE!?" Mable's eye's widened as she took in the sight of her angry brother and friend. "wha- "how could you throw Wendy under the bus like that!? And for a pig of all things!?"
"Yeah, I thought we were friends Mable! A pet is a pet but friends are supposed to be forever!"
Mable was flabbergasted, she'd just rescued a cute pig! How was she NOT the good guy here? "Come on guys, don't be like that! I LOVE Waddles!"
Wendy just stares at Waddles...who's wanderd away from Mable and is just mindlessly eating garbage. "Yeah...I get the feeling that love him more then he loves you..."
-Which I'm starting to think applies to me as well." States Dipper flatly as he glares at Mable angrily.
Mable looked at him hurt, "Dipper I-
"Come on Dipper, since Mable LOVES that pig so much...we shouldn't bother them." Said Wendy in dismissive anger.
And like that..they walked away from Mable...Mable fell to her knees and sobbed...while an obvious Waddles continued to eat garbage in the background...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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