Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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It was almost weird how things worked out. Thought Dipper to himself as he watched his little sister Mabel weep over her beloved pet pigs Waddles. He never really liked Waddles...in fact even at his death he was apathetic to the whole thing. Maybe because his death was peaceful? He just got too old...and his body gave out?

Well, in any case that wasn't important. What was important here was Mabel. Even though he never liked the pig, he knew Mabel loved it with all her heart...and while he wasn't sad for the pig...he was sad for Mabel because he knew how devastated she was by all this(like he said it was weird)...and even though he didn't know how...he was going to help the sister he loved so much through this...

He did some research, and found an interesting challenge that involved rewriting Psalm 23...He knew he'd probably mess it up...and yet...it spoke to him...well here goes nothing.

Dipper cleared his throat and began to recite:

The lord is my pig, I lack nothing

He teaches me patience through the various chores I have to do for him because he knows it will make me a better person

He makes me learn new things about pigs each day so I may become more learned

He entertains me every so often with a cute new trick, so I may come to appreciate the world he created more...

Dipper looked up to see Mabels reaction. For a moment she didn't react at all...and then for the first time in days...she smiled...and she laughed! "(sniff) Wow, you butchered that horribly! Way to out-dork yourself bro!"

Dipper smiled, the important thing was that she was happy...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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