Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Gamelover41592: Thank you

RasenganFin: Thank you I appreciate the compliment...that being said, please don't take my lords name in vain, the old one had a five year old Wendy this one had a 12 year old Wendy...it was more of an experimental one-shot then anything, thank you, Cloned Wendy dates Dipper and original gets jealous...again, more of an experimental one-shot.

Wicked.A: thank you, thank you, the journal is fine, thank you, thank you

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AN: This story is a gift for 'ImperialStar' for doing my 'shake up the falls' challenge

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The multi-Bear wakes up as he hears something enter his lair, he sighs and rolls his many eyes. "Yet another testosterone fueled fool doing the Manitours dirty work...fine, let's just get this over with..."

He frowns when he sees a youth clad in nothing but a loincloth in a wheelchair enter his cave... He walks over to him concerned, "My boy are you lost? It's dangerous-

BANG!

The Multi-bear roared in pain as two heads, one arm and a lung got blown away from the four hidden gun emplacements.

Dipper sighed, "Sloppy, just sloppy...your still over 75% combat-effective...it's as I feared...the targeting system is still glitching." He admits as he draws the guns back inside his now suped-up chair.

The Multi-bear snarled, "You blasted brat! I was going to let you leave out of pity... but now...now...oh, my heads hurt..."

He was suddenly feeling very dizzy and light headed. Dipper nodded, "Ah, that would be the Ricin I coated the bullets with kicking in...nice to see that's working properly at least."

The multi-bear flopped on the ground, it could feel his life draining away, "You coward! Fight me like a man!" He demanded.

Dipper just looked at him curiously, "It's funny...had you said that when I first came to this town...I might've done just that...I was...different back then...more optimistic...more naive...more ready to prove myself to the world...I see now that that boy was an idiot...and it was probably a good thing that he died the day his sister was murdered...such a fool could never have survived in this dark world..."

The beast frowned, "If he died...then who am I talking to?" He asked in a philosophical manner.

Dipper made to speak...then frowned as he thought about it. "You know what? ...I'll have to get back to you on that...but for now I'll settle for 'the guy who'll kill the asshole who murdered my sister.'"

The multi-bear didn't answer...he was dead...

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ALL HAIL DIPPER THE DESTRUCTOR!

LONG MAY HE PUNCH!

The Manotaurs cheered Dipper as they celebrated Dipper 'becoming a man'. "HA! I admit, I had my doubts about sending a cripple to do a mans job...but you proved me wrong! I especially like this amazing new liquor you made for us!" Shouted Leaderaur as he and all the others chugged the crazy cocktail that Dipper had brought.

Dipper simply nodded, "That's...great. So now that I am a 'man' in your eyes and have become part of your tribe...that means you'll tell me what the source of your amazing strength is?"

"Wha- Oh, sure! It's those kooky red flowers that huff through our bongs on Saturdays when we want to get ' psychedelic'...or place bets on who can resist the 'bugs under their skin' the longest! Heh, heh...good times...anyway, their in the red closet in the blue foyer."

Dipper nodded as he dumped his drink without tasting it, "Thank you, you may die now."

Before Leaderaur can ask what he means, he goes into convulsions and starts to vomit blood. as dose everyone else. Chutzpar crawled to Dipper in disbelief. "Destructor...why?" He gurgled.

Dipper just looked at him, "Believe it or not, not too long ago I'd have idolized so-called 'true' men like you. But now- Dipper shook his head, You know what? You morons don't deserve an explanation." without another word, he wheels himself out of there...

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Stan pines looks down at the drawing that he'd seen Dipper doodle...no matter how he looked at it...it was clearly the symbol of the foo- Stan shook his head. Come on old timer, get a grip!" He shouted to himself. "Why would the most feared crimelord in the WORLD come all the way to this rinky-dink town to kill your niece!? I mean get real! Yeah, you stepped on some toes in your day...but this? This is so ludicrously above and beyond you, you can't even see the bottom of it!"

Stan resoles to keep this...'discovery' to himself, no need to encourage Dipper- the last of his family -to do something stupid. Speaking of Dipper...where was he? It was getting dark and he should've been back by now!

He looked over to Wendy, slacking off as usual. "Hey Wendy! Make yourself useful for once!"

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Wendy had been one of the first on-site to see the bloody aftermath. The image of a mutilated and sobbing Dipper hugging the even MORE mutilated corpse of his sister...would haunt Wendy to her dying day.

She wanted to help Dipper...but if she was being honest with herself...handling 'real' situations with 'real' problems wasn't exactly her strong-suite...the best she could think of was invite him to a teen 'hang-out'...and considering what he'd been through...that just sounded lame.

Speaking of Dipper...there he was in the next clearing in his wheelchair...wearing nothing but a loincloth? Wendy blinked at this...but shrugged it off. She was about to call out to him-

Then he took his loincloth off, and Wendy immediately vomited. imagine someone with the anatomy of a ken doll(no dick, no balls, etc), now imagine that area covered in third-degree burns, crude patchwork stitches, throbbing, exposed veins and scar tissue...and that's what Dipper's genitals now looked like.

Even more disgusting when he stabbed a uretic catheter into that whole nasty mess and let it empty out his urine...it was the most disturbing and disgusting thing that Wendy had ever seen...and yet she couldn't look away...like a carcrash...

"Take a picture, it lasts longer." Said Dipper suddenly without looking up.

And that's how Dipper meet one of his first Generals/lovers...covered in her own vomit...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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