Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY: On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you!

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ImperialStar: Interesting...and thank you, funny...also, thank you!

Wicked.A: Thank you

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AN: This story is a gift for 'ImperialStar' for doing my 'shake up the falls' challenge

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Naturally Wendy is stunned by this...finally she gets the nerve to turn to the two frightened kids she was now shackled to. "Hey, you guy's ok-

Dipper let's out a frightened squeak and tries to run...only to immediately trip over the chain and fall flat on his face. Despite the situation, the blonde girl can't help but laugh at him, "Your chained to her, idiot! Where would you even-

SMACK!

OW!

Cried out Pacifica as an annoyed Wendy whacked the back of her head as she want over to comfort the sobbing boy. "Hey, hey. Come on, I'm not going to hurt you. She picks him up and gives him a hug."

Dipper flustered...there was something so nice, comforting...and WARM about this girls embrace...he couldn't help but return the embrace happily. Wendy smiled as the boy seemed to cheer up and she then took the now sulking blonde girl away...the strange large, golden bracelet with spiraling skull designs on its sides shackled to Dipper's wrist occasionally attracting her eye...

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"Alright guys...I'm not quite sure I'm going to break our...'situation' to my dad. But probably best if you let me do the-

"WENDY BRERBLE CORDUROY! MIND EXPLAINING ME WHY I JUST GOT A LEGALLY-BINDING MARRIAGE CONTRACT FOR YOU, TO A GUY WHO APPARENTLY ALREADY HAS A MISTRESS!?"

-Talking." Finished a now groaning Wendy as her father stormed down the driveway toward her.

"WHERE IS THIS PERVERT!? I'LL TEAR HIS ARMS OFF AND USE THEM TO CLUB HIM TO DEATH!"

Dipper whimpered in her arms, Wendy just slapped her forehead. "This is going to be a looooooooooooonnng NIGHT."

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After Wendy explained the situation...after a long silence, Manly Dan allowed the children to stay until they could find out where their from- which would be difficult, the kids remembered their names...but almost nothing else -he then proceeded to leave the house to get good and drunk.

Meanwhile...the three 'newlyweds' found their situation was going to be a lot more awkward...

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"Uh, oh." Thinks Wendy to herself as she looks between the kids- that were shackled to her -and the toilet that she REALLY needed to go to...

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But seeing how no one wants to see that, let's skip to tomorrow...

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"what do you mean I have to get a job!?" Shouts Wendy annoyed, she was already in a bad mood after that debacle last night... manly Dan takes another swig of liquor, "Sorry Sweetie...but until we figure out what to do with those two...we'll need to take care of them...even with me doing double shifts at the lumber mill it's STILL going to be tight. Don't worry, I talked to a guy near town...you'll be fine."

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"What a dump." These were Wendy's first thoughts as she saw the Mystery Shack, fortunately that Soos kid was nice enough to help her inside...and to her new boss.

-I'm telling you sweetie, none of the pictures you sent are any good! Their all blury! Just tell me what your kid looks like." Mr. Pines listens through the phone patiently. "I'm sorry, what? Could you repeat that description? I don't think I caught it." He listens again...and STILL dosen't catch it. "Sorry, i think I got a bad connection." He jiggles the phone around annoyed.

"Uh, Mr. Pines?" Asked Wendy.

Mr. Pines groans, "Right, forgot about that." Without turning around he starts to bark orders, "Look kid, I don't have time to hold your hand. My grand-Nephew just went missing, and his mom is getting hysterical! Soos just show her the ropes and keep an eye on her sticky fingers!"

Before Wendy could get offended, Soos led all three of them away. Meanwhile, despite Stan listening a hundred times...he just couldn't remember the description his niece had given to him...it just wouldn't stay in his head...

Meanwhile again, The northwest's are angrily arguing with each other...Both for apparently not ever bothering to take GOOD pictures of their missing daughter...but also for never bothering to memorize what she looked like!

No one noticed the smirking abomination in the shadows...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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