Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you!

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ImperialStar: Glad you like it

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AN: dose anyone have any recommendations for songs for gravity falls / christian song-fics? (or at least christian like?)

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"you know what we need? Some music! That will cheer us up!" Shouts Mable. "MABLE! WERE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES AGAINST A BLOODY ZOMBIE HORDE HERE! NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR MUSIC!" Shouts Dipper as he and the rest of the gang continued to work the shot guns from the window.

But Mable had already turned on the jukebox-

There's a battle between good and evil
And it's raging inside of me
There's a struggle, it's God and the devil
It's love against the enemy

"Uh...dose this song match the situation? Sure, were fighting but the religious themes on the other- SOOS! LESS MUSIC DEBATE AND MORE THROWING MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!" Shouts a frantic Wendy!

Oh no, I'm not giving up now, Oh

Life's a fight of wrong and right that's tearing me apart
Oh but what the cross has done
Yeah the world will try to battle for my heart
But the war is already won

FATTY ZOMBIE! WE GOT A FATTY ZOMBIE COMING AT US!" Shouts Stan as a two-ton undead cannibal began to charge their perimeter...

There's a snake that's hiding in the garden
There's a beautiful apple tree
There is trouble on the horizon
But I'm claiming victory

"BOMBS AWAY!" Shouts Dipper as he shoves a grenade down the Fatties gullet-

Oh no, I'm not giving in now, Oh
Life's a fight of wrong and right
That's tearing me apart
Oh but what the cross has done
Yeah the world will try to battle for my heart
But the war is already won

BOOM!

Won
Won
Mmmmm
Woooahhhhh
I'm not giving up now
Woooahhhhh
I'm not giving in

Life's a fight of wrong and right that's tearing me apart
Oh but what the cross has done
Yeah the world will try to battle for my heart
But the war is already won
Won
Won

SMASH!

The fatties head fell down and smashed the jukebox

"AWWWW! I was just getting into the music." Groaned Mable.

"Here's another game you can play Mable, DON'T DIE AND HELP US BLOODY SURVIVE ALREADY!" Shouts and annoyed Dipper...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: the song is 'Battle' by Chris August

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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