Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you!
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Ah, summer break.
A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy.
-Unless you're me.
CRASH!
A young 12 year old boy is running down the hall being chased by a nameless horror-
Right, I'm running out of pen ink so I'll sum up what happened very quickly.
My journal told me about another strange book that the author tried and failed to find..."The book of the beginning"...Now I know what your thinking: "So what? Everyone has that."
Which is true...But not a copy containing the "Extra 7" i.e. the legendary lost last 7 pages!
Apparently it's clenched in the talons of a statue of a blue dragon and the author was unable to get it oub BLOB! Shoot! I just broke the pen!
Okay! Long story short: Found the ruins, got the book, statue came to life, now statue is chasing me!
Dipper Pines gasps! A dead end! He turns around just as the beast lunges at him-
And then nothing-
Dipper looked around in amazement.
He was in a land of shadow! They were everywhere! They danced! They laughed! They cried!
Suddenly he heard something familiar...Wendy! She was singing!
Frantically Dipper swam toward it! Swam toward the light! And-
POP!
Dipper was out! He felt like celebrating! Then he realized 3 things:
1. the reason Wendy had been singing was that she'd been alone in the shower.
2. although he'd made the trip through, his clothes hadn't
3. this could not have been a worse time to become aware that his genitals were unbelievably tiny!
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Deep within the heart of the Gran Kingdom, Lord Nene cackles in delight!
A power surge! Finally! The book is free!
And with a snap of his fingers his army begins to mobilize...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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