Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you!
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AN: this is a reward to RasenganFin for doing my 'Shake up the falls' challenge...he also contributed to the dialogue and story, so thanks for that!
...responses...
Superior Tennyson: pretty much. Um...okay?
Gamelover41592: thank you
Wicked.A: ...what?
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Mentally(or in Wendy's case, that and injured) exhausted from the whole ordeal...they retire from the fair and into the house. Noticing that it's getting dark, Dipper offers a place for Wendy to sleep.
Wendy politely declines, "I've lived in Gravity Falls my entire life and I knows when it's safe to go home." She affirms. She steps outside and-
CRACK!
The Rain starts to pour. A soaked Wendy comes back inside, "Is the couch still up for grabs?" She asks. Dipper just smiles and nods. He keeps her company for awhile...long enough to get a whiff of something rank!
"Dude, you need to shower." Says Wendy disgusted. What? I don't smell that bad." "When did you bathe last?" "When Stan walked in on me singing to pop songs." "Which was?" "I don't want to say." "Well I'm not hanging out with you again till I know your taking daily showers, and I know your doing laundry." "Aww jeez..." "Girls don't like guys that smell like manure."
Now THAT caught Dipper's attention in a way that Mable's nagging never did, he quickly obeyed...
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Two days later Stan walks into the Gift Shop where Dipper is stocking shelves with Wendy in tandem, suddenly he takes a wiff. "Dang! This place hasn't smelled this good since the perfume convention broke my hip!"
He turns to Soos, "What you do to make this place sell so nice? Is your grandma trying to set you up for another Blind-date?"
"No, she stopped doing that after the 'Purple Foosa incident'...also I don't think it's me."
Wendy rolled her eye's, "Oh, for the love of- It was dipper's puberty sweat and Stan being too cheap to fix the air-conditioning that was causing the smell! That's why I got Dipper to shower more!"
Stan laughs, "That's my girl! I'm proud of yah!"
"Oh, dose that Mean I get a raise?"
"Over my dead body."
Wendy just looks at him annoyed...then turns to Dipper. "Dipper, go outside and roll in manure and DON'T take a shower afterwards. Dipper smirks as he goes to do just that-
"NO! I can't go back to smelling that stink-pit he calls a body! Fine, you get a 10$ raise!"
Both Wendy and Dipper high-5 each other. "Games and food are on me tonight!"
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Later that day...the two friends chilled at the arcade kicking Fight Fighter butt and eating pizza...Dipper looked up at Wendy...smiled...and got up closer to her...she noticed and smiled in turn...
They were so busy having a good time...they didn't notice a familiar entering the arcade. "If I help Dipper and Wendy get together...they'll have to forgive me! And we can all be friends again!"
She opens up the laptop, "You ready new friend?"
"YES! From what you've told me...me and Dipper will get along just fine!" Exclaimed .GIFfany ... "FOREVER"...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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