Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher.
...responses...
RasenganFin: (shrug) Why NOT chuds?
ImperialStar: that one was already planned before you sent it, I'll get to yours next.
Gamelover41592: Thnaks...but i'm really looking for christian-themed songs...but i'll put the idea on file.
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Bullsworth Academy...To many it was a shining beacon of learning and discipline...to the residents of Gravity Falls and the students who lived there...it was a cesspit filled with delinquents and crazies...
But to Gary Smith...it was an opportunity to become a king...AND NO! HE WASN'T JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE WAS OFF HIS MEDS! MY DOCTOR IS AN IDIOT!
(cough's awkwardly) Annnyway...Gary had a plan: Rule the school, then rule the world.
First order of business: turn the cliques against each other and pick up the pieces...
Now you'd think that causing 6 different groups of people who actively antagonize each other on a daily basis would be easy to convince to go to war...sadly, he had two BIG things working against him; complacency and the Status Quo.
People had a lot invested in the 'old world order'(so to speak); can't tax people when their too busy murdering each other after all...
For his plan to work, he needed to motivate people to react. Nothing brings about 'change' more quickly then a crisis after all...
Unfortunately, the 'Status Quo' made it more 'profitable'(for both student and teacher alike) to not rock the 'boat'...in fact they'd be more likely to unite and lynch the person who tried to 'shake things up'...which is why Gary couldn't be seen as the instigator of said crisis...no, a pawn would be needed for that...
And that's where Wendy Corduroy came in...the sole daughter of the head of the local Lumberjack union; she had the whole package: Strength, intelligence, beauty, lack of charisma and ambition needed to usurp Gary as a leader...she was perfect!
At first their was the snag of her being the definition of: Brilliant but lazy(in other words; she was a slacker).
But Gary was not so easily deterred...
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"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THIS YEAR'S PREPPIE BOXING DERBIE! WHO WILL WIN THE THOUSAND DOLLAR PRIZE!?" The announcer shouts hyping up the crowd. "AND OUR FIRST MATCH IS WENDY CORDUROY V.S. TAD SPENCER!"
Wendy's Townie friend Tambry turns to said Red-head surprised. "Wendy, you didn't tell me you were competing!" She asked surprised.
Wendy was equally confused. "I...wasn't. Someone must've signed me up as a prank." Tambry frowns...then smiles. "Well, either way...why not go for it? You know you'd mop the floor with these chumps, that 1000$ is as good as yours!"
Wendy frowned...she didn't know. On the one hand; she was adverse to work whenever she could help it...on the other hand...1000$...not exactly Chump change...she just didn't-
"WHAT!? I'M TO FIGHT A GIRL!?" Shouts Spencer as he enters the ring. "I came here to be challenged! Not bored to tears! Whatever happened to standards!?"
Tambry could hear her friend growl in a predatory manner as she rushed up to the ring. Tambry chuckled. Almost feel sorry for the poor snob...ALMOST...
Predictably Wendy won. Not that Gary was surprised..in fact, he was ecstatic! It took some work...but now he knew for certain! The girl had three 'buttons': 'Mooch', feminine rage and 'possibly willing to do work now to get out of MORE work later'...
But he didn't signed her up to the contest, and bribe the announcer to pair him up with the sexist Spencer simply for 'Psychology'...but also 'chemistry'...
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Derby Harrington groaned in pain as he nursed the black-eye that Wendy gave him...he looks at his battered and bruised body in the mirror...and then to all his equally badly beaten fellow competitors...
And could only think of one thing: Inbreeding is short sighted anyway...I'm sure mother will see the benefits of pumping 'new blood' into the family...especially from one as fiery as her red hair! Thinks the Preppie leader with a lovestruck face...
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Now it was a simple matter to repeat the formula...
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Gary discretely bribes Neil The Shop Teacher...
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Johnny Vincent and his crew just gaped in amazement. When Neil told them to do the impossible: 'permanently' fix a (Fix it again Tony)Fiat!...or the whole class get's an 'F' for the semester...they thought he was nuts!...but Wendy...Wendy fixed it no problem!
The things I go through to keep myself from getting sent to my cousins logging mill over the summer. Thinks Wendy as she wipes off the oil covering her body. So busy grumbling over her dads constant threats of keeping her grades up...She was unaware of the looks that the Greaser leader was now giving her...
Huh, beauty AND not afraid of getting her hands dirty...my kind of gal...
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Gary bribes Mr Burton...
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"You want us to what!?" Exclaimed the entire Freshmen Gym Class. Burton sneered. "I don't want to hear it! Either wrestle the entire Football team at once...or get an 'F' for the semester!"
Ted Thompson smirks. "Don't worry girls, we'll go easy on yah!...we can discuss how you 'pay' us back later." He says in a semi-flirty way. Wendy just cracks her knuckles...
…...5 minutes later...
The Jocks moan in a big broken heap. That Red head is a demon!...and HOT! Thinks the Jock leader simply...
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Bribes Mr. Hattrick...
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Earnest Jones smiles confidently as Mr. Hattrick grades their tests. I don't even know why he's bothering with this charade...everyone knows I will be the one winning free pizza for a year! My intellect is unquestioned elite of this school! Why I can already taste-
"The winner is Wendy Corduroy!" Earnest could only look in disbelief as Wendy took the prize...And smiled. She will be the Guinevere to my King Arthur!
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Yes, Gary's plan was set in motion! With all four leaders offering so much: Derby Harrington with his money, Johnny Vincent's 'acquired' top of the line vehicles, Ted Thompson doing her chores for her, Earnest Jones doing her homework.
Wendy, being the mooch she is...would flat-out goldigger on the lot of them, and squeeze them for all their worth...while secretly seeing the rest behind their backs naturally.
Thus setting the stage for Gary to reveal her 'cheating heart', blinded by rage. The cliques would be all but ready to destroy each other!
Or at least...that WAS the plan...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!?" Shouts all four clique leader as Wendy rejected them.
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Yes, Gary learned the hard way that 'Evil can't comprehend good'...more importantly Wendy had principles!(who knew?)
Still, Gary refused to quit! He'd invested too much into her! There had to be something, ANYTHING he could use to salvage this!...
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"Wow! No one's ever treated me to all the liquor I could drink!" Exclaims Thompson happily. Gary groans, truly he was scrapping at the bottom of the Barrel...
Thompson was the least popular kid at Bullsworth(even the nerds were more popular...and they ain't popular). How he became friends with Wendy was truly a riddle for the ages.
Gary waited until he was nice and drunk. "So...crazy about Wendy turning down all 4 of the most powerful guys on campus."
Thompson groaned as he took another swig. "Nooot suuuurprising(hic)...Wendy-Wendy...good!(hic) She not play with hearts!(hic)...she'd turn them down even she was single!" Slurred an inebreated Thompson
"Wait, you mean she's not?" Asked Gary quickly. "OOP! Wasn't supposed to say nothing!(hic)"
It took several more pints of liquor, but Gary was able to get the following: Wendy had a boyfriend she was trying to keep secret, Thompson didn't know anything about him save that he wasn't a student.
Gary couldn't really think of how this could save his plans...but at this point he was willing to try ANYTHING...
…...The Next Day...
It wasn't easy, but Gary managed to secretly follow Wendy. They were deep in the Gravity Fall forest...and Wendy was with someone!...and not just anyone...
Gary smiled triumphantly. If this doesn't cause a war, I don't know what will! He thinks to himself as he takes a picture of a 12 year-old Dipper Pines making out with Wendy...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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