Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher.

...responses...

RasenganFin: Yep, and Dipper too!

Gamelover41592: thank you

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AN: this story is a gift to RasenganFin for doing my 'shake up the falls' story challenge.

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Wendy and Dipper took a break from gaming to eat pizza, and then Wendy noticed it. "Huh, never saw that game before. Sure enough, there was a large new game called 'Naked and Afraid'.

Dipper rolled his eye's, "Great another over-emphasis on 'sex-sells'...like there wasn't enough of that already." Wendy chuckles, "Yeah...what do you want to bet that the only nudity is a 5-second shot of a man's rear?"

Dipper smirks, "I bet the only nudity is a bunch of- (shudder) -naked zombies or something equally hideous." "Your on!" Shouts Wendy.

They both go up, select players, and put in their coins-

ZAP!

-And immediately get zapped into the game. "YES!" Shouts Mable as she jumps out from hiding, "And now Wendy and Dipper are away on a romantic trip!"

GiFfany, appeared on the screen, "Yes...more or less, that is what's happening." She stated evasively.

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"Wha- WHERE AMI!? WHY AM I IN A SECURITY ROOM!? AND WHERE THE BLOOD ARE MY CLOTHES!?" Sure enough...Wendy was naked and alone in a dark security room...light coming from nothing but the flickering security monitors...full of discarded pizza boxes, lost children shoes...and anamatronics...anamatronics that were heading right for her!?

"OH, frack my life. Groaned Wendy.

...Meanwhile...

Dipper was shocked to find himself at what appeared to be a high school...but even more so to find himself NAKED! Dipper blushed as he covered himself, "This is literally my worse nightmare." He admitted out-loud.

Suddenly a screen appeared;

OBJECTIVE: Convince Giffany to give you clothes without revealing nudity

Dipper groaned as the HUB map points to a pretty teenage girl with pink hair, "and now it's WORSE then my worse Nightmare...

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Wendy screamed as she slammed the axe into the foxy pirate-thing's face, she then kicked the bear's head off, which then sailed through the air. Knocking the balloon boy out of the air and crashing in a shower of sparks.

The manager walks in to open up the door, and gaps at the destroyed anamatronics. "Destroying anamtronics voids your paycheck, and means immediate termination, pack your-

CRACK!

The manager goes down with a kick to the groin as Wendy then steals his wallet...which then immediately goes into her inventory.

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Giffany sighs, she was currently focusing 85% of herself toward focusing on Dipper- it was adorable, him trying to get to her without anyone seeing him in the buff...and constantly failing. His...'shortcoming' was a bit disappointing...but that didn't make him any less cute!

In any case, she'd assumed that 15% would be enough to kill her 'competition' (i.e. Wendy.) But it looks like she'd have to take it up a notch...

"Hey! Giffany, right?" Giffany smirked as Dipper held up a bunch of boxes in front to hide his modesty from her, she quickly stalked toward him...eager to begin the game anew..while also sending an extra 15% toward killing Wendy...

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Wendy suddenly found herself elsewhere...still naked in a desolate, empty room with nothing but a trap door inside...

And so The voice told Wendy's mom, 'You've done well...but you must prove your conviction. Your daughter is tainted by evil, kill her!

'Of course my lord', agreed her mother, she takes a butcher knife and heads for her room, Wendy, hearing her footsteps, flees down the trapdoor-

CRACK!

The insane woman is whacked on the back of the head by Wendy who instead of listening to the weird voice, had instead hid at the side of the door and waited to strike. The rather obtuse and out of shape woman was easily clocked out and Wendy quickly took her wallet, pushed her down the trapdoor and locked it before she could recover.

"Never was good at following instructions", she quips as the game glitches out around her.

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Giffany turned away annoyed, she was currently swimming in the high-school pool and Dipper was covering his modesty with an inner-tube rubber duck to swim out to her to beg for clothes once more. She wanted to enjoy THAT not worry about some red-headed skank!

Becoming impatient, she diverts 45% more of her processing power to FINALLY kill that hussy.

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A still naked Wendy watches above as a blind monster with a large head and even longer arms drags a metal crate across the catwalk above her.

Wendy glares, immediately recognizing the game she's in. "Frack this." She says bluntly. She goes over to the wall of the Maw, and unscrews bolts with her fingernails or smashes through the weak rust...until a hole is made letting the ocean in...

Wendy quickly stands aside from the rupture and watches as the ocean quickly fills up the chasm below, and then just doggy paddles as the water level reaches her and floats to the top...

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Now Giffany was REALLY annoyed, for some reason Dipper wasn't doing his usual antics! Worse, that bimbo was about to crash ANOTHER game! Impatient to get this over with, Giffany sent 99% of her processing power to kill Wendy.

"Let's see how you like Darksouls tramp!" Shouts Giffany happily-

BOOM!

Giffany feels all of the academy shake, she turns just in time to see the massive explosion...breaking down into pixels!? Giffany paled, Dipper had deliberately caused a massive explosion! And the resolution of the game couldn't format it! It was crashing! Worse, she'd already rerouted most of her processing power out of the this game! Her core processor was vulnerable!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO$^#% #%$ #^#$^%&%$&%^#^#^$# %$ #%$ !" She screamed as her systems crashed utterly...

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Meanwhile, Wendy was floating outside the Maw...jumping from one bloated and floating Guest corpse to another, picking their massive pockets of valuables and putting them in her inventory...she'd managed to pick at least a hundred when the game finally crashed completely.

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Finally, Wendy and dipper were back int he real world outside the smoking carcass of the game...naked.

"Hey, Giffany! How much longer will it take for you to get Wendy and Dipper together? I'm getting kinda bored- GAH! DIPPER COVER YOURSELF!" Shouts Mable horrified as she walks in.

...Dipper did no such thing, ordinarily he and Wendy would probably be mortified by their current situation...except they were too busy being furious...they cracked their knuckles as they advanced on the still oblivious Mable who had her eyes covered...

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A bruised, battered and naked Mable groaned on the floor. Wendy groaned as Mable's pants and under-shirt were a tight fit...but better then nothing. She then picked up all the valuables that had materialized with her into the real world.

"Bowling?" She asked.

"Bowling." Agreed Dipper as he tied Mable's sweater around his waist as they walked out together...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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