Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher.
...responses...
ImperialStar: Sorry, but Giffany ain't getting any...well, maybe from Mcskirmish...
Wicked.A: Their was also 'little nightmares' and basically Giffany's game. I meant that instead of immediately going to her to try to beg for clothes while trying- and failing- to hide his nudity like the last hundred playthroughs...he'd buggered off to somewhere else...in this case sabotaging the furnace.
Gamelover41592: I know!
NyaNyaKittyFace: 1. That's...one way to look at it. 2. Wait, I get the hate behind Twilight. But what's wrong with Hellsing? 3. that's why I merged them. 3. Oh, her mother will have a thing or two to say. 4. To be fair, it was a particularity LARGE bear. 5. Okkkkay...might I ask why? Unless your Mable, then I can understand. 6. Yep. 7. I thought that was implied?
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AN: This story is a reward to the Howling Behemoth
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The Corduroy Clan had a long tradition as lumberjacks, their rise as a ninja clan started when patriarch Archibald Corduroy- having been assigned by harashima Senju to clean up his training ground of his battle trees -in a moment of curiosity took some clippings of said Mokuton tree and took them home to study...after several months he used what he learned from his findings to figure out a way to pump chakra into plants to mutate them and give them sentience.
This allowed them to create a wide variety of 'Ninja-plants' that once properly trained would be unquestioningly loyal to their master and fight to the death, although more difficult to control then Mokuton plants, and less mobile then Inuzuka war dogs...once properly trained, they made a great defense-system. Which would make ANYONE extremely wealthy...
Or it would've made the Corduroy family wealthy...if not for the Northwests. See, the Northwest patriarch Nathaniel had rented Archibald a house/land grant with a fairly affordable price...not realizing that a hidden clause in the contract he signed also gave him permission to jack up the price whenever he wanted or demand compensation in other ways- like 75% of all the money he made on his ninja-plant patents?
Fortunately, they made so much money that the Corduroys could still live comfortably...but their still existed great animosity between them and the Northwests.
But none of this mattered to Wendy at the moment, she was too busy worrying about her upcoming 'talk' with her father. She just nodded to the Pea-shooters and Cherrybombs that guarded her compound doors. They nodded back and gave the signal for the sunflowers inside to work the pedals to move the gate and the tall-nuts out of the way so Wendy could enter the compound-
Wendy sighed as her mind wanders, "I wonder if I at least have time for a snack before I have to-
WENDY! NO SNACKS! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!
Wendy groans as she nods and follows the voice-
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On top of Wendy's allowance and payments now being redirected into the family coffers until her debt- plus interest -is paid...she also needed to do more chores around the compound.
She basically had NO free time between being a sensei and doing EXTRA chores around the compound...it sucked.
...Still...life went on...Wendy gives her team the Chakra Induction Paper; Mable was fire, Pacifca lightning, Dipper is earth. She gives them some basic elemental attacks to practice.
Meanwhile...she uses the paper on herself. Yes, so great was Wendy's laziness before that she never bothered to learn her elemental type...but now with her whole 'hold Dipper back' plan in shambles...and the VERY real threat of Dipper- and the others -dying at the chunnin exam...she'd already resolved to tell Dipper the truth if it meant keeping him from dying...but in the meantime...she was hopping to make them tough enough to survive without having to resort to that! But to do so, she needed to study as well!
"Am I seriously making myself study more? Gah! I hate my life recently!" She then tried to funnel chakra into the paper...she waited...and then...nothing...
Wendy groaned, "Great, on top of everything. I'm stuck with defective paper!" She throws it aside annoyed and storms off...and so...she dosen't see the paper freeze over...
...Later...
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NARUTO!" Screams Dipper as he chases said prankster across the village...behind them hundreds of men were getting nosebleeds from Mable's 'Harem jutsu'...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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