Resident falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.

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AN: this story is a reward to ImperialStar for doing my 'Shake up the falls' story challenge.

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-I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO! CLEAN UP THIS MESS BEFORE THE SITUATION ESCALATES! WE CONTROL THE MEDIA BUT EVEN THE PUBLIC WILL EVENTUALLY NOTICE AN EPIDEMIC! AND ABOVE ALL GET A SAMPLE OF BIRKINS WORK! WE LOSE IT, WE LOSE YEARS OF WORK!"

Shouts Albert Wesker into the phone, he then slams it back into it's holder. He growls, this was a disaster if the virus spread from racoon city...or WORSE knowledge of their responsibility of it got leaked to the public...No, he couldn't allow that! He'd worked too long and too hard for this!

He briefly considered going to Racoon City himself to make sure everything went smoothly...but dismissed that thought. If he's suspicions were correct...he'd soon have all he needed for 'Project Zodiac' to be complete! He'd finally gain his life-long ambition!

Speaking of which...he was now getting a text message from security that his niece and nephew have arrived. Alex quickly went over his files on both of them.

Dipper...Dipper had potential, above average intelligence, VERY mature for his age...BELOW average in social skills- but he had an idea how that could be fixed soon enough -More importantly, he was ambitious, Eager to prove himself...and adored him and the Umbrella corporation. Yes, he could make use of that.

...As for Mable...Wellllll...although she scored above average in Social skills and arts...she was below average in everything else...worse, her psychological profile suggested she was basically a co-dependent unintentionally forcing Dipper into being an enabler. Even more annoying was that she was on the 'watch-list'. Thanks to Umbrella owning the internet, it was a simple matter to find out that Mable was constantly going to environmentalist sites(half of which were secretly owned by Umbrella to either monitor potential malcontents, or radicalize one's into terrorist actions thus demonizing their cause further in the eyes of the world) that were against Umbrella's industrialization efforts...

No...it didn't seem like Mable would be of much use to him at all... Quickly putting those thoughts aside, he put on his 'beloved family member' persona and call in the twins to his office...

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"Now I hope you both understand...I have to keep a distance from you, both because of my numerous responsibilities AND because this school is full whinners that'll moan to their parents about 'favoritism' or some such rot. But I will try to make time for you whenever I can." He says to the twins.

Dipper nodded, "Don't worry Gruncle Albert! I won't need special treatment! I'll prove to you I can handle anything you can throw at me!"

Wesker smirks, "That's my boy." He gives him an affectionate rub on the head.

Mable chuckled nervously, "Uh, actually...if you happen to be giving away some perks- "In any case, here's your schedules, school leaflets, room numbers and room key cards!" Interrupts wesker.

The two take them..and frown. ""Uh...Gruncle Wesker? I think you made a mistake...we've been placed in different rooms, classrooms...and buildings." Pointed out Dipper confused.

"What? Let me see that!" Demanded Wesker, he takes a look at this and groans. "Oh, for the love of- That tears it, I'm firing my secretary! This is the fifth time she's messed something like this up!"

He sighs as he shakes his head, "Right...I can't do anything immediately, the school is overbooked at the moment. I THINK I can get you two back in the same room at least...but it'll take a couple weeks. Think you can hold out until then?"

Dipper frowned, He didn't really like being away from Mable...but he didn't want to seem unreasonable to Gruncle Wesker. "Sure thing, Gruncle Wesker. I'm sure we can last that long...right Mable?"

Mable was suddenly even more uncomfortable, she liked being away from Dipper even LESS...but now she was suddenly on the spot...with both of them staring at her expectantly. "Wellll...I guess if it's only for a couple weeks-

"Good, then it's settled!" Exclaimed Wesker before she could say anything else an quickly hurried them away...when they were gone, he smirked. "Time for you to get a taste of reality my dear girl." He says to himself...

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"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow, Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz, Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs,The quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf, Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz." Says Dipper as he repeats the panagrams into the vocal analyzer.

Your vocal patterns are now registered into security. Announces the computer. Dipper whistles appreciatively, "So high-tech." While heading up through the swanky looking corridor. He looks through the leaflet. "For the first week...you'll be allowed into your room no problem...but afterwards you must solve an increasingly more difficult series of fetch-quest/puzzles to get back in! This is to test your dexterity, intellect, and cunning." Dipper smiles, this was awesome!

Once inside...Dipper was floored! It was a deluxe suite! This was better then awesome! And the the naked blonde his own age walked out of the shower. Dipper froze up, "Better then awesome." He thinks to himself before quickly averting his eyes! "I'M SORRY! I SHOULD'VE KNOCKED!" He shouted flusterd as he braced for a beating.

Pacifica Northwest smirked, she'd paid someone outside to tell her when Dipper was about to enter..and deliberately took a quick shower just for this...his uncle had told him to work on his 'social skills' after all-

"What? You expecting me to beat you up like some cliched anime Tsundere? Accidents happen, if anyhting it's my fault for not wearing a towel or wearing a note...besides, were roomates for the summer by the look of it...might as well get used to seeing each other like this." She teased as she continued to stand their unashamed.

Dipper gulped at that. "I hope Mable is having as good a time as me! I also wonder if Mable will be willing to extend our separation...?"

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"Huh...bit more rustic then I was expecting." After saying the panagrams into the security system, she walked into what looked like a dilapidated warehouse...filled with rats... Mable tried to shrug it off, "Whatever...think positive Mable! You heard your Gruncle! Just need to stick it out for a couple weeks and you'll be back with Dipper and ready to...get VERY bored...but you'll be bored with Dipper! And that's what matters!" She said to herself desperately.

"May I have your bag, wallet and Sweater madam?" Asked a Jeeves-like man. Mable smiles, "Finally, some service!" She shouts. She hands them over to him- And he shoves her down! "HA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!" Shouted the thief as he ran away.

Mable tried to run after him...but he was gone. Mable groaned as she walked to her door...trying very hard not to cry, "This couldn't possibly get worse..." She moaned as she opened the door...

And saw three boys completely naked in a rat eaten room that was broiling! Jaden Yuki, Syrus Truesdale, Chumley Huffington quickly covered themselves and screamed, as did a flusterd Mable while covering her eyes-

GAH!

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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