Fall of Grim Tales
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and Barnseandnoble.
...Responses...
ImperialStar: Thank you
Wicked.A: 1: yep 2: Because in this, Naruto's crushing on Mable not Sakura. 3: ad lib mostly
RasenganFin: Thank you
Gamelover41592: thank you
Pat: Talk to Imperial, he's the one bankrolling this.
ImperialStar: Coming up right now buddy! Enjoy!
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AN: this story is a reward to ImperialStar for doing my 'Shake up the falls' story challenge.
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Dipper was naked...he wasn't quite sure why he was naked...he'd been hugging a crying Minnie...and she started to remove her clothes...and told him to do likewise...embarrassed and uncomfortable because of her crying...he complied.
He blushed at the sight of her 'mosquito bites'...and she couldn't help but look at his 'two sesame seeds and one raisin' with...interest. So much interest, she tosses their clothes out the window!
"HEY!" Shouts Dipper mortified, they were in the attic. To get more clothes he'd have to go downstairs -PASSED- the several cute girls now living here! Frantic, Dipper ran passed Minnie- who'd been leaning down for a kiss.
Dipper, focused on getting his clothes, ignored everything else and tried to fish his clothes from the tree. Leaning out of the window as far as he could.
Minnie blinked, "He...rejected me?"
BAM!
Suddenly Dipper finds his rear kicked, and him tumbling out of the window-
CRASH!
-Right onto a rose bush...
Minnie huffs out annoyed, and slams the window shut. Dipper groans as he drags his body out... "How can I survive ALL of them ? I can barely survive one of them!"
It's then he hears noise from the front, with no other choice, he covers himself and runs into the woods...
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Wendy frowns, did she just see Dipper- She shakes her head, "The sun's getting to you girl, even with this parasol protecting you." She decides as she hurriedly heads inside...
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Meanwhile, the Mystery Shack was doing a record business...two cute naked girls tended to do that. "Come on! Can't I at least give them an apron! Or- or SOMETHING! This- this is just uncomfortable!"
The underworld lawyer just smirked, "I'd figured you'd be happy...aren't you doing record sales right now?"
Stan glared, "Look pal, I'm no saint- there's a reason I value that 'get out of damnation free' card so highly -I've done some shady and even downright despicable things!...but I don't do- he gestures uncomfortably to the two naked underage girls -THAT." He said finally. The lawyer could do nothing but shrug
Fortunately, Mable was running interference for the girls. Doing all that she could to keep them from exposing themselves too much. Chi see's her doing this and comes to the 'obvious' conclusion: "Listen, I appreciate what your doing and I'm flattered, but I'm into someone else." She says bluntly.
Mable looks at her confused, "Wha- No! I'm helping you because it's the right thing!" She states flatly.
Chi looks at her skeptically, "Okay...but what's in it for you?" Sh asks again.
Mable looked at her confused, "Can't a person be nice just to do the right thing? No strings attached?" She asked confused. To this, both Chi and Pacifica burst out laughing.
"(snort) Oh, mercy...I needed that." Said Chi. "(Giggle) Made my day." Admitted Pacifica. Before Mable could retort-
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!?
Everyone turned to see Wendy yelling and strangling a naked Minnie. Quickly they pulled them apart and learned what happened.
"What was he doing with her naked!?" Shouted Chi irritably. Wendy gives her a look, "Really? THAT'S the priority for you? Not the fact that Dipper was locked naked outside!?"
Chi scoffed, "How do we know he didn't do something unsavory and deserves this?" Wendy glares, "Yeah, I'll take my chances giving Dipper the benefit of the doubt." She said sarcastically.
Chi looked at her in disbelief, "You'd believe a BOY over your fellow female?" She asked aghast. "You mean believe my FRIEND over a crazy girl I've only known a couple of days?! Blood yes I will!"
Chi just looks at her strange, "Your weird." She says finally.
Seeing Wendy about to blowup, Stan quickly stepped in. "Look, bottom line: Dipper is lost in the woods nude? Let's go find the yutz then!" He says quickly. Wendy's rage dissipates as she dose just that.
Pacifica and Chi groan, "Do we have to?"
Stan shrugs, "I'll give you a bonus on your next paycheck. Enough to buy clothes. It's up to you." He says flatly as he leaves to help with the search...followed quickly by the two reluctant girls...
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Meanwhile, Dipper was slowly sneaking his way up to a gathering of Man-itour...he needed to steal one of those loincloths fast! He reaches for one-
BOOM!
Everyone turns to see a crazy skeleton boy wielding a scythe running into the room- "WHERE IS HE!? WHERE'S THE PERVERT WHO KIDNAPPED MY SISTER FOR HIS HAREM!?"Screamed Junior as he sliced a phallic-shaped boulder in two.
Dipper gulped as he covered his privates...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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