Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher.
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RasenganFin: I have no idea either...
The Howling Behemoth: Not yet...also thank you
ImperialStar: Don't count Dipper out yet.
Wicked.A: 1: yes. 2. Not a clue
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AN: This chapter is a gift to RasenganFin for doing my 'shake up the falls' challenge.
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Summerween; a time of terror, pure evil and twin costumes! ...or at least...it used to be... Mable groaned, "Oh, Waddles! My plan backfired! Wendy and Dipper are more mad at me then ever!"
Waddles said nothing...he just went back to eating the costume Mable made him wear. Mable frowned at this, but continued. "Okay, in hindsight trusting an A.I. I found at a bargain store at the mall MAY not have been the best idea...but it's the thought that counts!...Right?"
Waddles says nothing...he just wanders off, seemingly not even aware of Mable's existence. Mable glares at him as she forces him back onto her bed.
"Okay Waddles, not to point fingers...but I kinda landed myself in this situation for YOUR sake...the least you could do is show SOME support for me!"
Waddles responds by crapping all over her bed...
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"Gummy chairs? Really?" Asks Dipper annoyed, he's about to toss the loser candy outside...when he hears a knock on the door. Stopping what he was doing he walks over to it and opening it...and smiles to see Wendy.
"Hey Dipper, Tambry is throwing a teen party tonight and I'd appreciate it if my favorite guy was there at my side!" She exclaimed happily.
Dipper happily accepts the invite and continues to talk to Wendy...the loser candy lying in it's bowl forgotten...oblivious to the drama both it and Dipper was just spared from...
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Deciding to just head to the party early with Wendy to avoid Mable's tantrum for him refusing to go with her to trick or treat, Dipper and Wendy head inside just as tambry makes an announcement:
"Alright, guys. Bad news, we had to cancel spin the bottle because the 'moral guardians' didn't like it." She groused while everyone else 'booed'. Then she smirked, so instead were playing SPIN THE MOLTOV COCKTAIL!"
Everyone roars with approval...well except Robbie, who noticed Wendy and Dipper coming in together. "Stupid kid...making time with MY girl?! We'll I'll show him!"
"Hey everybody! Want to see a trick!?" Shouts Robbie. Everyone turns to him as he tries to do the poprocks and cola...and nothing happens.
"That was as weak as your love life!" Shouts Thompson. "Dude, even Thompson is cooler then you right now! That's just sad man!" Shouts Nate.
While Robbie is slinking away in shame, Dipper steps up curious. "Dude...these aren't poprocks, these are Gummy koalas! How's you mix those up?" While everyone laughs at Robbie, Dipper mixes them up properly...as well as his own 'special' blend.
"Right...dwarf perfume, gnome nose hair, fairy sock. Annnd-
BOOM!
Everyone gaped amazed as mini-fireworks shoot from the concoction, "HOORAY PROFESSOR FUN TIME!" Everyone cheers him on...Wendy included.
Robbie seethes, blind by anger he throws the nearest thing at Dipper! Only to pale as he realizes it's a moltov cocktail! "Oh, boy." Moans Robbie as he pictures a '9-to-5' cell waiting for him in his future-
"DIPPER LOOK OUT!" Shouts Wendy as she jumps in front of him and smacks the cocktail backward with a pool que...right back at Robbie.
"Oh, shi-
BOOM!
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Meanwhile, things weren't looking so great for Grunkle Stan...on top of cleaning out Mable's sheets...he had to consul a sobbing Mable...AND scare a couple of kids who just won't firghten!"
Finally, Stan rolls his eyes. "FINE! Take all the dang candy! Who cares!? Not me!" Lies Stan as he goes to wash off his 'shame'. The kids then go to look at their prize. "What the? Adequate bars? Gummy Chairs? Black licorice? This is all loser candy! LAME!"
They shout as they throw it all into a puddle...right in front of a foreboding figure with a weird mask and a scarecrow hat...
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Dipper sighed as he and Wendy walked back to the shack, "Well that was a bust." Wendy shrugged, "Eh, better then last year. At least the firemen remembered to bring Beer this time..."
Suddenly they had to step aside as two boys are chased by a foaming mass of loser candy, "Wow, the costumes are REALLY good this year!" Shouts Wendy impressed. Dipper shrugs, "Eh, you could easily see the strings." "Oh, whatever!" Snarks Wendy as they both walk into the shack.
Stan in his bathrobe is looking around, "where'd those bratty kids go...HA! I knew I'd scare them off eventually!" He deluded himself smugly.
Dipper frowned, "Did you try and wash away your shame again?" Stan refused to make eye contact, "Uh...no." He lied lamely. Wendy shrugs as she eats a candy bar that Dipepr gave her-
"HEY THAT'S MY LAST CHOCOLATE BAR!" Suddenly Wendy finds the air knocked out of her by a 200 pound ball of estrogen and yarn...I.e. Mable...
Dipepr tries to intervene with the ensuing catfight when Stan pulls him away, "Kid, NEVER get involved in a girl fight...just sit back...stay out of it...and sell the videos and pictures at exorbitant prices..."
And so we've learned the true meaning of Summerween...making up another holiday to make money for small businesses! Good night everybody!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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