Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

ImperialStar: sounds about right...

Gamelover41592: 1. Thank you. 2. (shrug) Beats me man, I'm just following the story outline that RasenganFin gave me

RasenganFin: I tried to look up some REAL pop rock tricks to do...but my computer clunked out on me, then I had to rewrite the chapter when it failed to save..afterwhich I just gave up(It didn't help that I was getting sleepy) and Ad-libed. In any case, thanks for the chapter idea, enjoy!

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Dipper groaned and watched helplessly as two girls in his life beat each other up and down. Although Wendy had the advantage in strength and size, Mable was quicker and more vicious...

Stan suddenly groaned, "Dang it. The baterry died, update me on the highlights I'm going to get more." Dipper sighed but nodded, he turned back to watch the fight-

RIP!

-and got an eyeful of Wendy's now exposed chest! Her shirt ripped and her bra popping clean off! Although technically having seen it before, Dipper tried to be a gentleman and look away-

BAM!

-Sadly this meant that he didn't see a furious Wendy's retaliatory punch knocking Mable in his direction-

WHAM!

Causing him to crash right into a nearby Drawer...it spilled it's contents of party darklight's as Journal 3 was knocked from Dipper's grasp. Dipper groaned as the world kept spinning and the girls kept fighting...then he saw it.

"GIRLS! STOP FIGHTING! LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND!" The girls (reluctantly) stopped and headed over...

When Grunkle Stan returned, Dipper simply tells him that the fight is over and he missed the best part. Stan grumbles but leaves...

Dipper turns to the girls, "Okay...I'll take you girls to go see the Authors Bunker in the next couple of days...but you have to promise me to stop fighting okay?"

The girls groaned, but agreed. They then start getting ready for their next GRAND adventure...

...much later..

"We'll that could've gone better." Thought Mable to herself. They'd gotten tot he bunker alright...then they almost got crushed by a weird, glowy symbol trap thing. She'd tried to laugh it off...only to get yelled at by Wendy for 'not taking the situation seriously enough'.

This had irritated Mable, so she thought she'd prank Wendy by knocking her into a locker and locking it...unfortunately she'd accidentally locked Dipper in as well...which naturally angered them both.

Mable tried to salvage the situation by trying to make Dipper confess his feelings to Wendy...which only made them madder! Sooo...Mable decide to leave them in until they 'cooled off'...and less likely to hit her...

...which turned out to be a bad idea, as it almost made them die at the hands of a shape-shifting monster!

...Naturally, they were ticked at her.

Mable chuckled nervously, "Well...at last Dipper confessed his feeling's to Wendy...that's good...right?" She asked in a desperate attempt to find a silver lining...

BAM!

...Which was not appreciated...

"WE NEARLY DIED WHILE YOU GOOFED OFF! WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!?"

Shouted a sobbing Wendy over a now black-eyed Mable...she then runs home...

Dipper looks back and forth between Mable and Wendy...before running after Wendy... "Dipper...no." Whimpered a now sobbing Mable...

...

...Dipper walks in on Wendy...lying on her bed...sobbing... Dipper sighed, "Wendy...I'm terrible at this...do you want to talk about it...or...or what? Whatever you want to do I'll do it."

Wendy sighed. "Mable...she makes me so furious! She just...throwing me under the bus because of her stupidity...it(sniff)...it brings up bad memories..."

And before Wendy knew it...she was telling Dipper EVERYTHING...

How her mom was leaving a bachelorette party with her best friend since grade school...when they got mugged, her 'friend' pushed her into the Mugger and ran...she didn't even check to see if she was okay! ...and she wasn't. The shocked mugger accidentally let a shot off from his gun...straight through her heart...killed her almost instantly...

Her dad...her dad's not good at this stuff...so when his little girl is hurting emotionally he just sits down and cries cause he can't do anything for her...

And Mable...Every time Mabel tries inconveniencing Dipper... Wendy is reminded of her mom... and it breaks her heart.

...not knowing what else to do with his now emotionally vulnerable friend...who basically says 'I don't want to be alone Dipper'. He gets into her bed offering her a hug and a shoulder to cry on. Dipper briefly thinks of Dan coming in and seeing them like this and going Papa wolf on him...but decides if he's going to die comforting Wendy that's a good way to die and comforts her and they cuddle to sleep, in their clothes, no shoes though. Who sleeps in their shoes besides army solders?

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Dipper marches into the Mystery Shack annoyed. Mable looks up to him, "Hey Bro-br-

SMACK!

Mable gaps at her NEW bruised eye, "Dipper! Why- "SHUT UP!" Snapped Dipper. "It was bad enough you meddled in my personal life- AGAIN! But to do so at the WORST possible time...For crying out loud Mable, if the fact we were in a creepy underground bunker wasn't a big enough tip-off that then wasn't a good time to goof off THEN THE SCREAMING METAL DEATH-TRAP THAT NEARLY SQUISHED US SHOULD HAVE! GAH! WENDY IS RIGHT; WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!?"

Mable was crying now... "B-but Dipper... "NO! I'M DONE WITH YOU MABLE! JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME AND WENDY! NEXT CHANCE I GET I'M GETTING MY OWN ROOM! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO LIVE IN THE BUNKER! I'M GETTING MY OWN ROOM!"

Dipper marches away from a sobbing Mable...

...While Grunkle Stan just watches sorrowfully... "It's happening again..."

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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