A pig or a friend chapter 6
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy slammed her foot down causing the two kids- who were bickering over who got the new room Soos had just discovered -to immediately clam up. Naturally she rounded on Mable, "So you think YOU deserve this room more than Dipper? Who just last night you threw out of the attic so you could have a slumber party with your friends?" She asks annoyed.
Mable's eye's went wide... "Wha- How do you know..."
"The poor guy was chased by a wolf that I had to shoot in the head with a crossbow to save him. The thing chased Dipper towards my house. Since you weren't going to let him back in the attic I let him sleep with me in my room. So NO you do not deserve this room Mabel." Stated Wendy flatly.
Stan chuckles as he puts a reassuring hand on Wendy's shoulder, "Okay, sweetie you using logic and reason to end this conflict...it's cute...but I think we all know there's only one way to solve this." He says in a somewhat condescending manner, he then turns to the twins, "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" He shouts aggressively.
Wendy just face-palms irritably, "It's like Saturday night with dad's poker buddies all over gain." She stated annoyed...
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Wendy hummed to herself, this 'competition' had been going rather well. Taking inspiration from the movie 'vengeance of the socially awkward' she'd been sabotaging all of Mable's attempts to suck up to Stan.
Like putting ghost pepper juice in her omelette- "Why do you carry that around with you?" asked Dipper. "You never know when you need to ruin someone's meal." Said Wendy evilly. -Or swapping her shiatzu massage oils with liquid heat, then she hired her brothers to help Dipper reshingle the roof more professionally...
Mable blushed at the sight of one of Wendy's brothers, shirtless, sweating in the intense heat, bulging muscles helping him chop an obscene amount of wood to help Dipper.
She walked over, "Hey, how- "Keep walking pig-lover, I'll never date a girl who threw my sister under the ding-dang bus!" Says the brother coldly. Mable walks away in a sulk...
Wendy was now calling Thompson to bring over some Toffee peanuts-
"Wendy! It's me Dipper! Mable and I swapped bodies! And now Mable is going to sabotage our efforts to get the room. You have to believe me!" Shouts 'Mable' as she runs up to her.
For a long moment...Wendy just stares at 'her'...ordinarily, this wouldn't fly with her...but on the other hand, since the twins have shown up...she'd been attacked by ghosts, games, and shape-shifters...
Wendy sighed, but continued to glare. "Alright...if your 'Dipper', tell me something only he would know."
'Mable' looked surprised, but nodded...she looked back and forth...then whispered to her...told her how how he slept with her in her bed(she had him sleeping in front of her with his back to her and her arm was draped over him), how he was terrified when she casually mentioned her dad strangling him if he found out they were in the same bed under the covers, what he had for breakfast, and how he knew she had a birthmark on her bare rear that looked like-
"Stop, I believe you." Said a flustered Wendy quickly. Now gone from contempt to concern, Wendy quickly asks if Dipper was okay.
Dipper groaned, "No I'm not okay Wendy! This whole 'business' is sick and wrong! And Why do i feel different between my legs? It's so moist!" Dipper asked fearing the worst.
"Well you're currently in Mabel's body. It could be what she has what you don't." Wendy replied sinking Dipper-Mabel's irises.
"Dang her body is so twitchy! Right now it wants to find a boy and kiss him! Wendy I don't want to kiss a boy! I don't like that stuff!" Dipper cried in terror.
"Now that's a sight worth seeing a boy in. Girls body kissing another boy..." Wendy pondered.
"Wendy!"
"Alright alright. Spoilsport. Seems Mabel's boy craziness isn't her personality it's her physiology." Wendy said. "First off let's purge you of all this glitter in your system."
However, before they can do anything-
"MAKEOVER PARTY!"
Suddenly, Dipper found himself enveloped and dragged down the hallway by Mable's two latest friends, "GAH! OH, SWEET BLOOD NO! MY MASCULINITY WAS HANGING BY A THREAD AS IT WAS!" He screamed.
Wendy chased after him, "Dude, just tough it out! OVERCOME Be the one who give makeovers rather then get one!" Wendy then decides to join in to prevent the worse...
'Dipper'(i.e. Mable in Dipper's body) smirks as she sees this and peeks through the keyhole to view the carnage-
"Whoa! At that age where your peeking on girls, huh? Welp, time for 'the talk' then." Next thing Mable knew, she was being dragged away by Grunkle Stan as he brought out the 'why am I so sweaty?' book...
"Goodbye childhood..."
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Wow, thanks Mable! I can't remember the last time I looked this great!" Exclaimed Candy and Grenda happily. Dipper smiled...he couldn't believe it...but his make-up skill were actually pretty good.
It seemed to him that Mabel probably practices less thinking her art skills are fantastic and doesn't need refining- leaving her with a flashier and more colorful First Grade style art. Where as Dippers more down to earth view actually works to improving his drawing skills, making it more refined and superior overall...
"Wow...I...I look like my mom..." Thinks a stunned and amazed Wendy as she looks at Dipper's handiwork...
Finally, Dipper was able to convince Grenda and Candy to 'share' his work with his 'brother', united they overpower Mable and force her to switch back with dipper...
Candy and Grenda- once informed of the situation -look like their about to try it out for themselves- "NOPE! Were done!" Says Wendy flatly as she quickly throws the two of them out of the room! ...unfortunately, she missed the other intruder that waddled onto the carpet-
ZAP!
Well...I'm a pig now...so that's something." Says Dipper now in Waddles body, "MINE" Shouts Mcgucket and grabs and runs with Dipper-
"DIPPER!" Screamed both girls as they ran after him...
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Eventually, Wedny is able to get him back to his right body...
And Stan is so impressed by the fine job at the roof, "standing up to him"(Mabel's failed attempt at insulting), and taking the Talk like a man without any questions that he awards Dipper the room.
Dipper moves into the room the following day- while also agreeing to share it with poor Soos - and Wendy brings her television and video game console turning it into Dippers room/Shack break room.
When Mabel walks up to her now lone room she finds out Waddles hasn't been put out for a while, "Aww Waddles! You pooped on my bed!" Dipper and Wendy hear this and laugh their butts off as Wendy tosses chocolate laxative wrapper in the garbage...
The next morning Dipper wakes up with Wendy's arms around him, when he tries to get up... she pulls him closer.
"Heeheehee." Whispers a certain triangle demon in his ear impishly...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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