A pig or a friend

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Wicked.A: Hmmm...tempting...but i'm kinda saving all my creative juices in that area for the next book in the series, y'know?

RasenganFin: (already settled on PM)

Gamelover41592: No, it isn't

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Before doing anything else Wendy dropped off Gideon to the police, she had enough on her plate to deal with as it is! "Your under arrest for fraud, attempted theft, illegal surveillance and breaking all our hearts!" Sobbed Chief Blubs.

Wendy just walked away without a second thought...she needed to save Dipper! Oh and Soos...(sigh)...and Mable too she supposed...

Fortunately, she still had the journal. Quickly using her darklight, she scans through the pages for something, ANYTHING Dipper might've missed...and then she finds a hidden message between two pages stuck together...

...this was it! It explained how one could use the dreamscape to their advantage to fight Bill! ...but she'd have to get in and warn them! But how...according to this she could only enter a persons mind if they were asleep or distracted...distracted?

Quickly the gears turned in her mind, she grabbed her phone and called the one person she knew she could count on at times like this...

"DAD! Mr Pines has gone bananas! I need your help subduing him!"

"I'm sorry baby I'm a little preoccupied..."

"He said Several Timez just Lip Syncs and Auto Tunes!"

"WHAT?! I'LL BE RIGHT OVER!"

She snuck back to the Shack, set up the ritual...and waited, she looked through the journal one more time...and noticed something-

Warning: although it's possible to get into a person's mind while their distracted, it is not ideal. The interference of the targets awake state could cause interference which could-

Suddenly she saw her dad roaring up and knew her time was up, she stopped reading and got ready. Any problems that came up she'd deal with.

Still turned to Manly Dan and smiled "Hey big, bulky and scruffy! What can I do for-

BAM!

"Suck it jerk! Several Timez will rise again!" Shouts Dan as he attacks Still without mercy.

Wendy quickly enacts the ritual...and is soon sent into Stan's mind...well...most of her...

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"WHAT THE BLOOD!?" Screamed Wendy...aside from her trapper hat and battle Axe...she had no clothes! The spell had taken her, but left her clothes behind. She growls, "Save dipper first, be embarrassed later!" She shouts.

She streaks through the confines of Stan's mind...and finally she finds Dipper! He's chained to the wall but fine!

"DIPPER! YOUR OKAY!"

"WENDY! YOUR NAKED!"

"MEAT PUPPETS! YOUR ON FIRE!"

Wendy turned around just in time to see bill flicker into existence and set the room ablaze, Bill was clearly frazzled forced to split his attention between this and figthing off Manly Dan.

Wendy's eyes widen as the fire gets close to Dipper! Oh, and Soos too...and Mable(sigh)...she'd have to save her too of course...

"DIPPER! CONCENTRATE! THIS IS A DREAM REALM! YOU HAVE THE POWER HERE! BILL DOESN'T! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!"

"Uh...were here too, y'know?" Said Soos a little hurt.

"Er, right! Sorry Soos!"

"Hey, what am I? Chopped Liver?" Asked Mable. Wendy glared, briefly considered her axe with the words 'chopped'...and then sighed and reassured her as well...

The chained part of the group tired to follow Wendy's instructions...but they were so exhausted from fighting Bill plus the fear of the fire getting closer...they just couldn't focus properly!

Wendy groaned and tried to think of something else! "Come on Corduroy! Think... that might work!" She turned to the group almost obscured by the inferno in-between them- "Dipper if you can hear me- if you can break free and drive this freak out of Stan I'll give you the biggest Hug possible!" She opens her arms up wide unashamed of exposing her bare bosom.

At that moment, bill returned. "What's up Ice? Have you-

CRACK!

BOOM!

Between a free and 'eager' Dipper throwing thunderbolts and synthetic music from the 80's at him inside the mind, while Dan pummeled him outside...

"ENOUGH! FINE! KEEP THIS MOOKS BODY! BUT KNOW THIS! A GREAT DARKNESS IS COMING THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!"

He tips his hat. "Until then I'll be watching you!"

He starts to fade away surrounded by an odd pictogramic circle, "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!" And with that he was gone!

Dipper nearly suffocated from Wendy squeezing him into her bosom as she screamed in victory...he didn't mind at all...

Meanwhile, outside Stan's mind-

CRACK!

"STOP!"

POW!

"WHY!?"

BAM!

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!?

CRUNCH!

MOMMY!

Screamed Stan as Dan continued to pummel him...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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