Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.

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Wendy panicked as she backed up against the wall...Tambry screamed as she was ripped apart pixel by pixel, lee begged for mercy as the cereal mascot tore out his organs and gobbled them up, Nate cried for his mom as he exploded inside the microwave, Thompson sobbed as the arrows sliced through his skin and muscle...

The possessed Mable drew closer to the terrified Red-head...all seemed lost...

"Who wants a lamby-lamby?"

Wendy Corduroy gasped as she woke up with a start...and that's when it really hit her...

...I...I nearly died last night...I was nearly killed by GHOSTS...ghosts are REAL...and I'm only alive because... She trailed off as she found her gaze drawn to the Pine Trees outside her window...

Because of Dipper...

...later...

Wendy pretended to read...but she couldn't focus...all she could think of was the 12 year old boy who had risked his life and sacrificed his dignity to save her life...She risked a glance over to him as he read that book of his without a care when he wasn't looking...

Little did she know...he was doing the same...Now this game of 'I look, you look' might have gone on for hours...except-

"Hey, Mr. Pines, what's that code word I'm supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle?" Asked Soos.

"Wait, what?" Stan goes near Soos and looks outside the window too. "Government vehicle?" Sure enough an Impala with very official looking Fed plates rides up into the driveway.

"The Mystery Shack is now closed, everybody out! I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!" Shouts Stan suddenly.

"Grunkle Stan, what's happening?" Asked Mable. "Yeah, you never shut down the gift shop." Said Dipper.

Stan ignores them as he walks nervously to the gift shop door, a door bell ring is heard and a few knocks after it.

Stan Opens the door with a big smile. "Welcome to the Mystery Shack, gentlemen! What can I get you? Stan takes out a snow globe and an U.F.O key chain of his jacket. Key chains? Snow globes? These rare photos of American presidents? Stan pulls a five dollar bill out of his sleeve as he begins to sweat...

Two men stand in the doorway in front of Stan, showing their government I.D. cards. "My name is Agents Ford and this is Agent Hamill, we're here to investigate reports of suspicious activity in this house."

Stan looks at their I.D.'s and nods. "Of course! I think I know what this is about...funny story actually...I have documents in the back that go into more details if I may- He points to the back as he trails off.

"Of course, go ahead. Take your time." Says Ford. Stan nods and quickly goes to the back. Dipper then curiously walks up to them. "Uh excuse me...but do I know you guys?"

Hamill looks at the kid surprised then chuckles. "You know, I get that a lot? I guess I'm just one of those faces-

"DIPPER GET AWAY FROM THOSE TWO NOW!" Everyone turned around to see Grunkle Stan wielding a gun!

The two agents quickly put their hands up in surprise. "Whoa! Hold on buddy!" Shouts Hamill.

"No, you hold on! I know a fake I.D. when I see one! What are you trying to pull here!?"

"Okay, okay! Your right! Were sorry! But we think something really bad is about to happen to this place!"

Stan rolled his eyes. "Could you be more vague?"

"No listen. Alright, my real name is Sam and this is my brother-

"DEAN!" Interrupts Dipper in disbelief. "Dean Winchester?"

The two men looked at him surprised. "Yes, how did you- All talking stopped as Dipper pulled a book out of his backpack...but not just any book...

SUPERNATURAL: The series...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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