Tales of the falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.
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"Wendigo...Dead in the Water...Phantom Traveler...Bloody Mary...Skin? Who names this junk?" Asked Dean as he looks over Dipper's 'supernatural' book collection.
"Forget that Dean, these book have EVERYTHING: our missions, our movements, our ENEMIES movements, our thoughts, our feelings- wait, is that what you really thought about me when we were hunting that ghoul in Mississippi?" He asks annoyed.
Dean takes the book away and paled as he read it, "Okay, wow...sorry- I know I should be apologizing for that...but this is some creepy shit."
"It doesn't make any sense." They turn around to see the boy who'd showed them THEIR series. "Your last mission sounds like the 2nd arc finale 'all hell breaks loose'...but the way you described it...it happened completely different then what the book showed!"
The Winchester looked at said book...and he was right...up till the end it very accurately portrayed their mission at the hellgate...but at the end it suddenly went 'off-book'(so to speak). For one thing, that creepy man with no face was nowhere in sight...
"That's weird, why would it go into such elaborate detail...but mess it up in the end?" Asked Sam confused. Indeed, not only was the writing comprehensive...but each book had beautifully detailed illustrations, diagrams, blueprints, glossaries, limited dictionary/encyclopedia/thesaurus footnotes, footnotes WITHIN footnotes.
"Never mind that! How many books are there?!" Asked Dean is disbelief as he viewed all the shelves of books that Dipper owned. "218 books, 10 story arcs in all!" Said dipper proudly. "The only reason arc's 11-13 haven't been published is because author Stanley, Lenderman refuses to do Arc 11 'as it is'...whatever that means..."
"Don't you mean you have three times as many books? Counting the two other copies of each book- one that was autographed and one's that are 'collector items'...nerd." Teased Mable.
Before Dipper could make a comeback-
FWOOM!
GAH!
Screamed Mable as she fell into a hell portal that opened up below her, "MABLE!" Shouted everyone as they ran to where the portal just closed-
FWOOM!
-Only for Mable to come out another portal in the ceiling? Mable huddled in a fetal position sobbing, "I-I saw things..." She whimperd.
"What the blood just happened?" Demanded Stan.
"Allow me to shed some LIGHT on the subject." Said a dark chilling voice as the room was illuminated with so much light, everyone was practically blind...when they could see...their stood Slenderman.
Stan, Dean and Sam quickly brought up their guns and fired...only for the bullets to freeze and clatter to the ground in mid-air. Slenderman swept their guns into dust with a wave of his hand. "Right...congratulations Winchesters of earth S-345! I thank you for your participation in my little 'crossover' of earth GF-780!" He explains while pointing toward the twins.
"Say what now?" Asked Dean. "Oh...was I not clear? Well, basically, I've merged your two worlds...well...I merged your world and bits and pieces of theirs- points again to the twins -...the parts that mattered anyway. I even did you a favor and took away your destiny of being Lucifer and Micheal's meat puppets, and Lilith's contract with Dean...so yeah...your welcome."
"Wait, Micheal and Lucifer? What are you talking about?"
"I'd tell you...but let's give the rabid fanboy a turn." He says as he points toward Dipper...who was indeed biting at the bit...
...One Looooong explanation later...
-Okay, you know what? This is taking too long even WITH the time skip. Bottom line: I gave your crappy destinies to the twins."
"Wait, what!?" Shouted everyone. "That's right!" He turns to Mable. "Your brothers about to become the anti-christ!" "What?" Squeaked Mable
-AND you'lll be forced to murder him on judgement day!" "What?!" She squeaked again.
-Of course, that's ONLY if you survive being ripped apart by a hellhound and your soul dragged to hell for eternity." It was official...Mable was in 'Sweater town'.
Stan glared, "Now wait just a minute-
Well, this chapter has gone on long enough!" Shouts Slenderman rapidly. Three quick things: 1: everytime Mable mocks/teases/belittles Dipper she'll be dropped into hell temporarily, if she tries tow in Waddles I will drag her to hell and even the demons will cringe at how brutal I kick the crap out of her, and FINALLY; time is practically an illusion here in gravity falls so don't be surprised if the hellhound comers sooner! Also BUY GOLD, BYE!"
And with that Slenderman was gone...leaving some confused as blood teens and adults...a sobbing Mable...and a hysterical Dipper...who was now rembering every death in the books: 1141 humans (of which 9 were witches), 1112 angels, 180 demons, 69 vampires, 51 ghosts, 36 Jefferson Starships, 22 gods, 19 zombies, 12 werewolves, 10 hellhounds, 7 shapeshifters, 7 skinwalkers, 6 changelings, 5 djinn, 5 reapers, 4 dogs, 4 ghouls, 4 Leviathan, 3 Khan Worms, 2 Amazons, 2 arachnes, 2 kitsunes, 2 rugarus, 2 Thule, 2 vetalas, 1 cat, 1 crocotta, Death, 1 deer, 1 dragon, 1 fairy, 1 familiar, 1 lamia, the Mother of All, 1 okami, 1 phoenix, 1 pishtaco, 1 Purgatory creature, 1 rakshasa, 1 rawhead, 1 shojo, 1 shtriga, 1 siren, 1 Titan, 1 wendigo, 1 whore of Babylon, 1 wicked witch, and 1 wraith...and how he'd now be the one who had to kill them all...or destroy the world trying...
"This was a LOT more fun when it wasn't happening to me." Whimpered Dipper...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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