2 brothers plus 2 siblings equals what?

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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It was doubtful that ANYONE got any sleep that night. Stan and Dean were arguing over how best to handle the situation, and Sam, Soos, Wendy and Dipper were painstakingly going over all the 'Supernatural' books to find something, ANYTHING they could use.

On the plus side, Sam was getting a lot of Info to pass onto Bobby so other hunters could stop incidents before they happen, thus rendering many- as Dipper put it -'filler' episodes moot.

As for the something that could actually help them...

"The reason nothing ever seems to be able to go right for the brothers is a result of the mirrors they broke in "Bloody Mary"?" Asks Sam outloud as he reads a sticky note Dipper had apparently used as a bookmark in one of the books.

"Oh- Ignore that! Just a fan theory I wrote down for reference!" He gives him another book. Sam reads it, "Wait...we discover a book series about us...INSIDE the book series about us?"

Dipper nods, "Yeah, except it's written by the prophet Chuck...who MIGHT actually be God in disguise."

Sam looked at him dumbfounded...then coughs nervously, "Right...just, let's just put a pin in that for now." He turns back to the books and sighs, "On top of everything we don't even have the colt anymore...

Dipper then gets an idea, "Hold right there!" He runs off and brings another book, "Dead Man's Blood: Blacklight edition! Like everyone else I believed it was just a marketing gimmick to make people buy another copy of the book-

"Which didn't stop you from buying it anyway, weirdo!" Teased Mable- "GAH!" Right before she got sucked to down to hell again...

"MABLE!" Screamed Dipper...only for a shivering Mable to be shot back out again.

Sam rubbed his face, "Why Mable? Just...why? This is the fifth time you've been sent to hell- "IT'S A REFLEX! WERE SIBLINGS! HE LIKES NERD THINGS! I CAN'T KEEP MY STUPID MOUTH SHUT!" She sobs hysterically.

After Mable had calmed down, Dipper proceeds to show Sam the 'invisible' blueprints of the colt. "This...this is amazing! With this we can make a new colt!" Exclaims Sam.

Dipper awkwardly coughed into his hand. Sam looked up at the pre-teen boy, "Yes?"

"Uhhhh...I may have already built one...just to see if I could..."

Mable Laughed, "HA! Ne- SMACK!

Wendy whacks her on the head, knocking her down.

"...Thank you Wendy...I needed that." Groaned Mable from the floor.

"I couldn't make the bullets though. The ingredients were too exotic." Continued Dipper

Sam looks down at the blueprint and nods, "A coating of holy oil, sage and myrrh is applied over a silver bullet. The caster then recites the following incantation to imitate the etchings on the original bullets: "Signum est imitandum. Signum est imitandum."" He looks up, don't worry about that. Just get your colt, I'll make some calls. We'll work it out."

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Dean slammed his foot against a tree, "Stubborn idiot!" He snarls, he'd spent 5 hours convincing that old git to let hem take the twins somewhere safe...he'd finally relented...but only if he was allowed to come along...

He goes by the coke machine to get something, and sees Wendy there too. She turns to him concerned, "Look, I know I'm over my head here...but...Dipper will be okay right?!" She asks frantic

Dean looked at her confused, "Uh...you mean Dipper AND the rest of the Pines family, right?" Asked Dean.

Wendy blushed, "Right, yes, of course..."

Dean looks at her...amused? "Am I out of line here...or are you looking to do your shopping in the 'junior' section?" He teases.

Wendy sputters, "What, no! He's...he's...(sigh) too young..." She admits that last part depressed.

Dean gets more somber and gives her a comforting hand on the shoulder, "Hey...some friendly advice? Live every moment like your only seconds away from getting ripped to pieces by a monster...with no regrets." He says firmly.

Leaving a now thoughtful/horrified Wendy...Dean smirks. "Not even a teen...and he's already got a cougar...lucky kid..." Takes a drink.

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Wendy walks through the woods to get some herbs Sam needs for the ritual...she thinks long and hard about what Dean says...the nods, "What the blood? You only live once! I'm going for it!" She shouts as she turns back-

CRACK!

Just as a large tree falls down on her and caves her skull in...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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