Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wicked.A: Eventually they figured out how to keep thoughts hidden...until then...it got very awkward, ...I can't remember, I might have found it on fimfiction but I don't know, what? ,your doubts were confirmed, what do you mean? , wait for next chapter...it gets worse. also thanks!
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The day had been going well...Dipper got his journal back from Stan, Stan still recovering from the beat down from her dad was mostly letting them run the show, the party celebrating Gideon's downfall was in full swing, Thompson lost his top, and Wendy had just sabotaged Mable's karaoke machine...'love patrol alpha' had been stopped before it could even begin...all in all a good party
She wished Dipper would come back from talking to those weird government agents that had just shown up...she wanted to-
WhY wErE wE bEtRaYeD?!
BlOoD oN yOuR hAnDs NoRtHwEsT!
AlL wE wAnTeD wAs A pArTy!
A hundred voices flooded her mind...she almost fell over, it was too much! And then the screaming started, she turned around and saw zombies! She also saw the twins running and ran after them, once they were safely inside...
CRACK!
She slammed Mable against the wall, "What did you do this time Mable!?" She demanded.
"Wait! No! It was me!" Said Dipper quickly. He explains the situation and apologizes, Wendy then let's Mable down and apologizes to her.
Mable glared as she dusted herself off, "Gee thanks." She said sarcastically.
Wendy glares, "Come on, after that stunt you pulled at the bunker I had every right to suspect you."
Mable opens her mouth to protest...then thinks better of it...then sighs in resignation, "Yeah... I probably would have done that at some point."
Dipper then realized something, "Considering that statistically half of the zombies are male, I'm surprised you haven't tried to flirt with any yet." Teased Dipper.
Mable shuddered, "Only the most socially stunted and hormonal driven girl would be attracted to Zombies." Wendy nods in agreement, "Yeah she'd have to have thick glasses an emotionless almost manish voice and be the frumpiest looking girl in existence."
In any case Dipper uses his blacklight to look over the zombie section of the journal, "According to this...singing in a three part harmony will shatter there skulls!"
"YAY! KARAOKE TIME!" Shouts Mable.
Wendy pales, "Uh...actually, I think the zombies dinged up your karaoke machine." She lied smoothly.
"Awwwww", Groaned Mable in disappointment at the latest paradigm shift from 'family love'.
Wendy the remembered all the weird voices she'd heard, "Hey Dipper...dose the journal say anything about TALKING to zombies?"
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Turns out such instances were only possible for either necromancers or people with a connection to the victim. A quick ritual allowed Wendy to communicate with them-
CRACK!
The twins jumped back in fright as their friend punched through a wall, eyes as flaming as her hair...
"New plan...help them and then destroy them." She said flatly. Neither of the Pines dared to disagree.
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Pacifica Northwest was relaxing in her Olympic sized bubble bath eating bon-bon's after another day of being more awesome then everyone else, she reached for another candy pulled it to her mouth...only to see she'd grabbed a dismeboddied hand!"
Pacifica screamed, and then she heard splashes she looked around and saw that zombies were falling into her pool by the dozens! She jumped out and ran to get her clothes-
ROAR!
Seeing the zombie tear apart her clothes made her decide to forget modesty and just save her skin! She ran naked through the hallways, Zombies smashing everything and eating the servant.
quickly, Pacifica ran to the private helicopter...only for her heart to sink as it was already off...with her parents! "Sorry Sweetie! But there's not enough room for all of us, you understand?"
Pacifica just watched devastated as her only hope to escape this nightmare left...zombies were swarming the mansion grounds and the mansion itself!
Having no where else to go and zombies gaining fast, she's forced to jump off the roof and onto a low hanging to dangle helplessly over a horde of ravenous zombies!
Seeing their gnashing teeth below her...naturally made Paciffica wet herself...
"OkAY!" Shouts a flusterd Dipper suddenly, "Pacifica isn't my favorite person, and I went along with this scheme to allow Wendy to get vengeance for her family...but this is crossing a line!"
He, and Wendy (Mable wanted nothing to do with this whole creepy business and stayed at the shack) were on the edge of the estate, taping Pacifica's humiliation...
Wendy sighed, but nodded. "Alright, I'll send the owl." They send a messenger owl telling Pacifica they'll save her...if she gives them all her family's bank account numbers
Not having a choice, a terrified Pacifica uses the pen provided in the letter to write down all the necessary info. Dipper quickly uses a laptop to drain all of the Northwest bank accounts dry.
Now came the tricky part...Wendy's 'connection' with the Zombies was tenuous, the only reason it worked as well as it did was because Wendy had directed them to the source of their rage. So they had to get ride of the zombies the old fashioned way.
It would be hard with two voices...but Dipper had repaired and modified the Karaoke machine, it would now give a third synthezied voice to them.
...together...they sung...
I can't be afraid
The world needs me
Everybody sees me every day
I can't be afraid!
The zombies perk up to listen...
Good will find a way
That's what they tell me
But as long as there's evil
A hero has to rise...
(Chorus)
But I don't have to stand alone against a thousand armies
I've got an army of my own!
And we're shouting out
Tonight, we see the stars collide!
Cause as long as we're alive, we're fighting back tonight!
The zombies begin to shake...
(Verse 2)
Waking from a bad dream into a nightmare,
Stepping out and one again there's panic in the air
The sky is red and smoke darkens the horizon
I guess once again a force or foe is terrorizing.
My heart stops when the clock stops ticking
Cause I know I've gotta help while I'm alive and kicking
I remember days were never black but that's over
Now that every day a demon's back
And I've had it.
The first of their heads begins to explode...
(Chorus)
But we don't have to stand alone against a thousand armies
We've got an army of our own!
And we're shouting out
Tonight, we see the stars collide!
Cause as long as we're alive, we're fighting back tonight!
The zombies in the mansion explode...starting a fire...
(Interlude)
And so you want to start a war
You don't know what I have in store
I've never felt this way before
And you can't stop me anymore
And so you want to start a war
You don't know what I have in store
I've never felt this way before
And you can't stop me anymore
Pacifica screams as the zombies make another swipe at her...then let's out a sigh of relief as the explode...
(Chorus)
And we're shouting out
Tonight, we see the stars collide!
Cause as long as we're alive, we're fighting back tonight!
-Only to immediately cry out in pain as the explosions cause the tree to fall with her in it...hitting the ground crying in agony as the tree pins her...
And we're shouting out
Tonight, we see the stars collide!
Cause as long as we're alive, we're fighting back tonight!
Wendy drops the mic...and they leave the ruins of the mansion to burn...
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"You have a lovely singing voice." Compliments Dipper as they enter the Shack.
Mable shakes her head as the video of pacifica go viral, "Did you have to release the zombies while she was in the bath?"
Dipper blushed, "Yeah...that really was going too far." he admitted with a blush.
Mable chuckles, "You'd think after all the times seeing Wendy's naughty parts you'd be use to this bro- In fact, maybe YOU should give Wendy a show!" She joked as she chugged a cola.
"Hey, that's not a bad idea, fair's fair. You should drop trou, Dipper. Tit for tat." Said Wendy suddenly. Mable naturally gaged and almost chocked on her drink at this unexpected turn of events- she hadn't been serious!
Dipper blushes, "Wh- wait! You saw me naked back at the arcade!" He realizes quickly.
Wendy shakes her head with a smirk, "Nice try. But we both know that between the fact your shorter then me and the fact I was too exhausted from all those survival horror games, I didn't see squat...or at least nothing juicy in any case..."
Dipper then just decides to flee, but Wendy playfully grabs him and holds him down, "Nope! Forget it buddy, this is happening!" An uncomfortable Mable just leaves despite Dipper pleading...and then he just starts to panic...and cry.
Wendy quickly clams him down, "Hey come on man...whether it's the size of a peanut or the size of soos's Arm- "since his pants aren't bulging I know it's not that big" She thinks to herself -I promise not to laugh."
Dipper sniffed... "It's the former." He confessed with shame.
Wendy winches in sympathy, but still says, "I'm sure your exaggerating..but tell you what? If I laugh...like at all, I give you my paycheck for the next year, how's that?"
Dipper sighs...but agrees...and quickly just drops his pants down and stands there silently waiting for her judgement...
"Huh...kinda anti-climatic." Says Wendy finally.
Dipper looked up, "wha?"
Wendy shrugged, "It's not small...but it's not big...it's just average really." She admitted simply.
Dipper looked stunned, "But...but Giffany kept teasing me for my 'shortcoming'!"
Wendy rolled her eyes, "Yeah like a Japanese AI magic girl would know anything about 'real' guys...or maybe you finally hit puberty, 'grew' and just didn't notice? She shrugs again, "either way, I'm telling you, your average."
Dipper looks at his junk confused, THIS was 'average' sized? "but the videos...?" He trails off embarrassed realizing what he'd just admitted.
"What videos? Have you been watching adult films online?" Asked Wendy smirking. Dipper just stays silent giving Wendy the answer she needs "oh my god Dipper those guys are huge cause they hold auditions for guys like that, plus you're just starting puberty dude, it's gonna get bigger. Now pull your pants up!" She teased.
Dipper- Embarrassed, yet oddly full of more self-confidence turns around to pull his pants up and gives Wendy an eye full of butt which has seen the benefits of running/dodging/exercising all summer from every terror this cesspit had thrown at him, she blushed as her heart raced, confusing her emotionally before she decides "I'm gonna stick with him more." She says to herself...
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"Hello? Anyone?" Asked a still naked Pacifica pinned under a tree. "I'm still here!" Again, her voice echos across her now burned down home, the servants either dead or fled. Pacifca sighed, "Calm down pacifica...it was a big blaze...someone is bound to notice and come rescue you...right?" She asks herself...
She was half-right...
"Time for a new queen boys." Says Jeff excitedly...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Song is 'Fighting back' by Black 'Gryph0n' and Baasik
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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