Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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The Howling Behemoth: Thank you, also enjoy!

RasenganFin: Well, I could've done that...but it's been rather done to death, and what fun would that have been? I like your idea though, I'll try to fit it in.

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AN: This story is a gift to Howling Behemoth

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Sarutobi looked at the report impressed, "Pointed out numerous ways that the Inuzuka could make breeding war dogs more efficient while walking said dogs? Mad a new type of paint while painting fences that not only looks good but will last for years? Gave the Damiyo's wife a spell that will bring Tora back to her in seconds no matter how far he flees?(this last one made the aging leader tempted to give the boy his best Sake in gratitude) Dipper my boy, your a miracle!"

Dipper beamed, true it had been hard with Mable mostly goofing-off and Pacifica's apathetic disinterest. But he wasn't worried! He'd win Wendy-chan's heart or die trying!

Wendy meanwhile was almost at her wits end...thankfully, Dipper had good ideas how to self-train themselves, which was great as it gave Wendy time to learn how to ACTUALLY teach...she was exhausted! Between trying to train three kids, EXTRA training with her dad, triple her usual chores...she was about ready to collapse! And of course the whole 'need to make Dipper strong enough to survive or avoid telling him the truth' thing was still dangling above her head!

"Wendy, your team's next assignment is on the table over there in the red folder." Said the Hokage absentmindedly as he planned the 'no more Tora Celebration' in his head...

A groggy Wendy nodded as she trudged over to the table and pulled a scroll from one of the folders on the desk and walked back downstairs as her team followed.

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Wendy yawned and handed the mission scroll to Dipper, "Dipper...your team leader now...you...your good at this stuff...you...take care...everything...I just...I just...rest...my...eyes...ZZZZZZZ." Wendy flopped down on a nearby bench and was out like a light...

Pacifica rolled her eyes, "Our commanding officer, ladies and gentleman." She replied snarkily. For once Dipper didn't retort back...he was too busy excited over his new 'promotion'.

"You hear that? I'm team captain!" Mable glared, "She was half-asleep and delirious! That promotion doesn't count!"

Dipper glares back, "Oh, and your getting a sleeping Wendy to let you be in charge of her wallet for 'ice cream detail', DID count?"

Mable sighed reluctantly, "Fine...but I'm still Alpha-twin during our off-hours!"

Again, Dipper uncharacteristically ignored this taunt, he was too busy being spellbound by the contents of the mission scroll, "This...I don't believe it...this is a C-rank mission! The Hokage gave us a C-rank mission! Girl's grab your things! Were leaving Kohonan!"

He paused only long enough to put an emergency blanket over Wendy before running off.

The girls...although surprised...shrugged it off, if the Hokage- widely considered the wisest man in the ninja world - thought they were ready for such a thing who were they to argue? Besides it might be fun leaving Kohonan...and then went off to prepare...

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Dipper packed all his survival gear...then considered something under a tarp. "Hmmmm...well, I trust the Hokage's judgement...he's not called 'The Professor' for nothing after all!...and yet...this will be the first time Wendy-chan or Mable leave the safety of our village...better safe then sorry after all."

He then pulled the tarp of his prototype, "Okay Tyrone...time for your debut!"

...later...

Wendy yawned as she tried to get up...in a wagon?" "Wait, what-

"Finally! Sleeping beauty is up! ...only took you three days." Said Pacifica annoyed.

"What?" Asked Wendy.

Dipper shruged sheepishly, "Yeah, we let you sleep in...but don't worry Wendy-chan will be in the land of waves soon!

"WHAT!?" Shouted Wendy confused.

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Sarutobi having just gotten back from the three day 'no more Tora' party...is informed by the black-op's team- the one that was SUPPOSED to be going to wave to back-up Team-7 on their mission...that they'd found only a mission scroll for a mission babysitting the ishiyami twins on the table.

"Wait...if you got the babysitting mission...then who got the- and then he remembered...only two mission scrolls had been on the table...and Wendy had taken the other.

"Uh, oh." Groaned the Hokage...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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