Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

The Howling Behemoth: No title? Shoot, well I've fixed that now. It's called, 'in the pines' check out the music intro on Youtube, it's like a more adult Gravity falls intro.

RasenganFin: (shrug) I was just as surprised as you are, I mainly watched it to see what the big deal was...next thing y'know I'm hooked. I strongly recommend it and I don't care who knows it!

ImperialStar: 1. discussed next chapter 2. discussed on PM

Gamelover41592: thank you

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After Pacifica gets dressed she asks why Dipper was able to look her in the eye while she was nude.

Wendy smirks and tells her that Dippers seen her naked enough times where it's no longer a thing that bothers him. Dipper blushes at this, "Wait, no...that's not quite- "Dude, your a perv now- but in a good way, so just roll with it." Said Wendy teasingly.

Dipper sighs...the shrugs and quickly says to Pacifica; "The freckles on your lower half made you look even more cute." He admits with resigned embarrassment/sincerity.

Pacifca blushes then leans over to whisper's in his ear, "Thank you." then walks away quickly with a blush on her face...and Dipper's belt.

Dipper's eye's lit up confused, "Wha?" And then his pants fell down. "GAH!" He shouts but before he can pull them up, a smirking Wendy yanks down his boxers.

Pacifica laughs at the sight, "That dimple makes you look cute too!" She retorted playfully.

Dipper sighs but thanks her as she goes inside...

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Later Pacifica asks Stan for a job at the Shack so she can spend more time with her first real friends to which he replies "aren't you the filthy stinking rich girly?" "Do you want help or not?" Asks Pacifca annoyed. Stan shrugs. "Fine you can start by stocking shelves and sweeping floors and if I need a live attraction you're it...I've been considering bringing back the Banshee exhibit and you'd be perfect, How much do you want an hour?" "What's minimum wage? Honestly I have no idea." Admitted Pacifca.

Smelling blood in the water, Stan pounced and offers her well below minimum while telling her otherwise which she accepts with a shrug. If asked he'd easily rationalizes this cause, like he said before, she's filthy stinking rich. After she leaves Stans office Mabel pops up and asks what she's doing talking to Stan.

She says she got a summer job and she's going to be around more. Mabel asks if that means they're friends now. Pacifica glares at her suspicious and asks "didn't you throw Dipper out of the house so you could have a slumber party?"

Mable scratched her head nervously, "Well I wouldn't say 'throw out...'"

"No we are not friends Mabel. I'm your brothers and Wendy's friend, not yours. Maybe you should consider how Dipper feels before you make decisions involving him." And leaves her in a huff.

Suddenly Dipper pops up, "Hey Pacifica! Soos needs help finding a date to his cousin's wedding, want to help?" Mable just gaps as Dipper, Wendy and PACIFICA go off on an adventure together.

"But...I'm part of the 'power trio'", she says dejected...

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"Soos just be yourself", offered Wendy. Soos nods and walks up to a girl at a mall Kiosk, "YOUR FACE IS NICE! I'M A SOOS!" Hew shouts nervously. The girl responds by kicking him in the junk, macing him, and pushing the Kiosk in his direction it slams into him...then keeps going-

GAH!

Screamed Wendy, Dipper and Pacifica as they were also hit by the kiosk and dragged along with Soos-

SPLASH!

Right into the fountain...

Mable- watching all this hiding in a plant -smirks. "I'll show them to leave me out of an adventure! I'll get Soos dozens of cute honey's without their help!" She runs into the nearest Girls lavatory with a megaphone, "ALRIGHT GIRLS! IT'S LOVE TIME!" Said girls responded with screams and beating the ever-loving frack out of Mable...

Meanwhile, Soos keeps bombing at asking girls out. After the last one ends with a store on fire Dipper Wendy and Pacifica are run ragged and getting hungry.

So Soos offers to get them something deep fried on a stick. He goes to MeatCute.

"I'll have 4 of your number 3's please." Said Soos to the new employer named Melody. He then pulls out his wallet while Melody starts to pack up the order..and then she see's the wallet. "Hey, I have a wallet just like that!" She exclaims as she shows him her matching TigerFist wallet

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"What is taking Soos so long? Do you think he got his head stuck in a game consul again?" Asked Wendy. Pacifica looked at them confused, "What are you-

"Don't ask." They both responded to her, they all then went to see what the hold up was...and are surprised to see Soos laughing with a girl...and getting along?

"Hey, Soos? Who's your friend here?" Asks Wendy interested. Soos blushes as he realized he'd been too busy having fun to ask, "What's your name?" He asks quickly. "Melody."

Dipper smiled, "Well, I'm glad you finally got a date and to go to your cousins wedding."

Soos blanched, "What? No, I haven't asked her...I thought I was supposed to ask mall patrons, not the employees."

"Huh, that explains why he wasn't panicking with her since before he was trying too hard." Realizes Wendy

Meanwhile Soos continues; "Besides I can't ask her. Not only has she collected all 117 Tigerfist Ultra rare's she can sing the entir hot dog song BACKWARDS! She's way out of my league!"

"Uh, you realize I can hear everything you've said right?" Asked Melody with a giggle. Soos blushes, "Um..."

"I'm very flattered by the sentiment, but your a cool dude. I wouldn't say no to a date with you!"

Soos was dumbstruck, "Uh...really?"

Melody nodded, "Yeah, actually there's a movie I've been wanting to see. Would you like to?"

Still not believing his luck, Soos nodded dumbly. "Great, I'll be at the plaza at 5! See you then!" As she goes off on her brake, she looks at Dipper and Wendy and asks if they want to make it a double date-

Both blush, "Uh- "They do!" Says Soos Quickly before they could say otherwise. And Melody happily accepts it and leaves before they can say otherwise.

Dipper blushes he's shocked and happy at the thought of going to the movies with Wendy(Oh and Soos and Melody too) while Wendy is as flustered as Soos was not even 5 minutes prior.

She turns to Soos, "Uh, Soos. I'm not sure-

Soos gets on his knees and beg, "Come on guys! She's a total babe! I HAVE to make this work!"

Wendy(nervously) and Dipper(happily) agree. Pacifica sighs at this, "Great. I've been demoted to third wheel." And then she sees Mable spying on them. "Or, maybe not." She thinks with a smirk.

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Later the two couples go to a zany and raunchy romantic comedy, 'Naked Dessert'. Mable sees this...sighs and goes to a sappy kid movie called 'cute kitties 2' instead. She sees the sign pointing to her theater and goes in and sits down in a reasonably good seat. Just then two large men sat around her completely boxing and scrunching her in.

Mable tried to squirm in discomfort, but couldn't even do that! "Uh, guys? Could you-

"NO." they both said flatly without looking at her.

Mable sighed, "Well, at least the movie will be good..."

The large fan to her right laughed, "Oh, it will be! The producers guaranteed that the Bloodening VI would have 10 times more gore then Bloodening V or double your money back!"

Mable's eye's widen, "Wait, 'the Bloodening VI'? Don't you mean-

And then some poor schumucks head gets torn in half and shoved up his own rectum on screen...

Mable starts to cry...she's in the wrong theater! Worse, the two fans around her refuse to move so she was stuck!

Meanwhile, outside the theater Pacifica laughs as she removes the fake sign that lead Mable astray and listens to the sweet music of Mable's screams...

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Not too far away, Hand Witch sighs as she watches numerous couples go in to see 'Naked Dessert' on yet another lonely night for herself. "It's not fair! What do those ladies have that I don't?" She glares, "Well, maybe they'd like a more 3-D experience!" She laughs as her magic invades the theater.

"SHHHHH! Mam, if you don't stay quiet I'll have to ask you to leave." Stated manager Thompson annoyed.

"Sorry." Apologized Hand witch sincerely, then goes back to casting her dark spell more quietly...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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