Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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AN: This chapter is a gift to ImperialStar for doing my challenge

...responses...

Wicked.A: Thank you. I'll add your suggestion to the pile. A tie between Star and Marco.

Gamelover41592: Yes, he dose.

The Howling Behemoth: Thank you

MysterD47: Sorry, completely forgot about those

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"Uh...you did clarify to Junior that we made Minnie do this? And that she wasn't kidnapped?" Asked Grim to his wife Mandy.

Mandy glares outward to the nightmarish landscape that composed her kingdom... "Nope."

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Dipper gulped as the angry skeleton boy mercilessly castrated all the Manitour. Frantically he hides behind rocks... "Okay Dipper...no need to panic, you've been in worse jams then this. Just sneak out while he's busy, don't draw attention to your-

POOF!

A piece of paper popped up in thin air before his face:

Congratulations! A good pal of a 'stooge' of mine named ImperialStar has requested you get an 'upgrade' so who am I to disagree!?

Sincerely, Slenderman

ENJOY!

ZAP!

Before Dipper can even blink, the note hovering in midair crumbles to dust and zaps his privates-

CRACK!

Which then grow 10ft and beefy enough to shatter the boulder he was hidding behind...

Dipper felt giddy, he wasn't a short-stack anymore! "AWESOME!" He shouted excited-

"YOU!" Shouted a voice in front of him.

Dipper gulped as he remembered his situation...the skeleton kid with a scythe...about to slice a now VERY big target...Dipper tried to run, only to immediately cry out in pain...it felt his nuts were trying to drag a boulder...which it basically was in this case...

Dipper could do nothing but whimper realize that being a 'short-stack hadn't been half bad, and watch as Junior began to slice his junk up like a meat grinder...

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Chi sighed as she made to look busy looking for Dipper... This was pathetic! She was a princess of the underworld! She should be at home eating candy and listening to music! Maybe cuddling up to Mimi, not practically lost in a filthy forest searching for a disgusting boy!

"Nuts to this! If this MALE was dumb enough to get in this predicament, he can get himself out!" She thinks to herself in a huff! She sees that Wendy is still arguing with Minnie...Honestly, what kind of girl defended a boy at the expense of another girl? THESE HUMANS ARE CRAZY! Anyway, now was her chance to slip away...hmm, now where was that ugly Shack...ah! That direction! She was sure of it! She walked through a nearby bush-

GAH!

-And fell down the steep hill that was behind it...

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Dipper groaned in pain, fortunately Junior had knocked him near the corpse of a manitour who had a health potion...otherwise he'd have bleed to death...although healed, he was back to being a 'short stack' and he couldn't have been happier!

True he was still naked and wandering the woods with a killer on the prowl...but at least he could walk again!

CRASH!

"Ow, my legs!" Groaned Dipper as a naked Chi landed on top of him. She glares at him, "Great, your still alive." She mused sarcastically. "Like thing's couldn't-

She trailed off as she saw him naked...her eye's went right to his groin...and became stay and wide.

Dipper blushed, "What?"

KIWWWAAAAIIIII!" Screamed Chi as she gave him a hug!

"EH!?" Shouted Dipper.

Chi pointed to his groin, "The only reason I really hated guys was because they were so huge and disgusting- 'down there' -but your's is like a cute little, baby caterpillar!"

Dipper's ego shatter dwith each word...and yet as she lifted him up like luggage, "I think...I think I may just give this marriage a shot...give you a shot." She whisperd in a flirty way.

Dipper blushed...then smirked as she carried him away. It was official...being a short-stack rocked!

THERE YOU ARE!

And then Junior popped in with a scythe/chainsaw combo!

"RUN AWAY!"

Screamed Dipper and she did just that...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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