Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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AN: This chapter is a gift to ImperialStar for doing my challenge

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...responses...

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"Help me...PLEASE!

The red haired girl screamed in agony as she froze over...

Dipper gasped as he woke up, "what...what was that? Who was it? Why was I-

-And then a half dressed Pacifica running past his bed got ride of all those thoughts, "Come on Dipper! We'll be late!"

A flustered Dipper nodded dumbly and complied...

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Mable was in H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS...no two ways about it. The room was cramped, the roof was leaky, the roaches had long since overwhelmed and domesticated the hotels.

Her new roommates seemed nice...after they'd put their clothes back on- she was starting to see why they'd been off this room was broiling! She'd already had to take off her precious sweater...and she was getting dangerously close to considering taking off more! She was sweating like a pig!

Jaden had explained that their were three levels to the academy: Gnome Red, Manitour yellow and Gobblewonker Blue.

Gobblewonker Blue: reserved for VIP kids: sons/daughters of world leaders, CEO'S, Influential Civil servants, etc.

Manitour Yellow: Kids from 'common' backgrounds who nonetheless were extraordinary enough to be allowed entrance; young geniuses and the like.

Gnome Red: ...no idea, just seems like they took a bunch of random slackers, orphans and street rats and threw them together under one roof...we 'sorta' attend classes but they mostly have us do grunt work.

"Just a heads up...you can expect a lot of toilet scrubbing in the future." Said Jaden with a sigh as Mable turned green.

"Poor Dipper...he's probably having just as much a rotten time as I am! I hope he can survive without me..."

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Funny thing; if it had been ANYONE else...Mable would've been right. After all, a bunch of pre-teen's forced to go through Advanced Calculus, Geo-soci-political economics 101, Virology studies, foreign languages, Quantum mechanics, Self-defense classes, and shadow warfare...any other kid would be bored out of their mind!

...but not Dipper! Finally, classes that actually challenged him! Instead of the 'normal' boring grade-school level classes back home. He was acing them all...well, except for Geo-soci-political economics 101, foreign languages, and Self-defense classes(ESPECIALLY this one)...hadn't had shadow warfare yet but it sounded...ominous.

Thankfully, Pacifica was an expert on the classes he was struggling with(embarrassingly this also included self-defense) and agreed to tutor him...provided he tutor her on everything else(which she was struggling with).

As they got to the cafeteria for lunch, "Okay Dipper, time for you to be introduced to the various cliques-

"Oh, what goths, nerd's, preppies, jocks. That sorta thing?" Asked Dipper jokingly.

Pacifica rolled her eyes, "Yeah, Dipper? The 90's called they want their sit-com buzzwords back." She snarked with a chuckle. She shook her head, "But seriously things work a bit differently here."

She then points them out:

The Merchants: Buncha ambitious social climbers (mostly people from Manitour yellow) who barely got in here. These guys would sell their own mothers for a grape! However, you can always count on them to have anything you want. Their current leader is a foreign kid named Vulgrim.

The Esoteric's: These guys are into some weird stuff! In a different world, they'd be the 'creepy kids that sit alone and never get picked first for dodge ball' ...but in this messed-up ever-changing world...crazy is starting to become the 'new Einstein'. Their into all sorts of fringe and pseudo-sciences, I hear they even go into mumbo-jumbo like Alchemy or necromancy! Their leader is some smooth talker hot-shot named Facilier...basically, might be your next head inventor...but you wouldn't want to invite them to a party...or let them within 10 feet of your female relatives.

The intellectuals: Yesterday's 'nerd' is tomorrow's world leaders! Who'd a thought? Now this group is a bit more interesting, 'officially' it's one group...but there's currently a bit of a power struggle with two sub-groups struggling for dominance. There's 'The enlightened'(full of themselves, much?) who are all about 'the future', their lead by Gero. and then their are the 'romantics' (what is that even supposed to mean?) who are all about 'taking a step back' and reconsidering 'the past'(like steampunk and clockwork old timey stuff like that). Their lead by Steam Smithe. The group is however being(currently) lead by one Victor Von Doom(I know what your thinking...and I agree, his parents clearly hated him)

The Laberours: (again, mostly manitour Yellow) these are guys who've made peace with the fact that they'll never be 'bigshots'...and have settled for basically being 'minions'. Their basically up for anything...for the right price. Their leader is some Yah-hoo named Napoleon who insists everyone calls him 'comrade'.

The Preppies: (no wrong preppies, the OTHER kind) These guys are NUTS, whether your rich or not as long as you believe the world will end tomorrow your welcome with open arms! Their leader is Burt Gummer.

The Locals: All the rich local kids of Gravity falls...which actually is just me at the moment, all the others got sent on a field trip to Racoon City- I didn't go, due to a schedule conflict with my fathers yacht race -So feel free to share my table...when the others get back...well, I'm the leader of the group so it won't really matter what they think of you. I LIKE you, and that's all that matters!"

"Ahhh...thanks Pacifica!" Gushed Dipper gratefully. Pacifca just smirked, "This is going better then I thought..."

Anyway, then you have 'The Patriots': Rich kids from all over America. They take the 'America is the #1 super power in the world' seriously. I swear they practically worship the founding fathers like gods! Their leader is Joseph Seed.

The Foreigners: Rich kids from all over the world...bit of a rivalry between them and the patriots for obvious reasons Their leader Pagan Min...his family used to just be one of the rich elite of China...but then when the Soviet Union Collapsed in the 70's, the Chinese communist Government...they tired to stand on their own but over-pollution caused their society to collapse through viral infection... But in the 90's his family rose in power and united them under their rule forming the 'Great Kingdom of Kyrat...their basically a dictatorship now. In any case, the current heir to the 'dynasty' is eager to prove that Kyrat is the better superpower...I don't know about that...but all the other non-american rich families seem to flocking under their banner...make of that what you will.

The Elites: Basically the equivalent of 'High school seniors' it's their last year here before they graduate and thus they have greater authority and privileges then anyone else. But more importantly their the top students and the most likely to gain a scholarship from Umbrella. Their leader is Manitour Yellow that rose through the ranks by his own merits named Andrew Ryan. And what he says in this School...GOES.

"And well, that about covers all you need to know about how the school runs regarding the students, I'll talk about the classes after we eat..."

Dipper however is looking around, "Huh, wasn't their a third group...red something? I only see blue and Yellow."

Pacifica coughs nervously, "Uh...they have a...DIFFERENT place to go eat."

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"SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS HOW WE HAVE TO GRAB LUNCH!?" Screams Mable as she runs through the forest chased by a mountain lion. "LESS TALK MORE RUN!" Screamed Jaden and His friends.

Suddenly fellow Gnome Red Gideon Gleeful walked in front of them, "Hey friends, my 'dinner' escaped my trap and beat me up. So I was wondering-

"EVERY CUTE GIRL FOR HERSELF!" Shouts Mable as she grabs Gideon and kicks toward the lion.

They flee safely as Gideon's screams of agony echo through the forest...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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