Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

The Howling Behemoth: All good questions, most of which will be answered next chapter.

Gamelover41592: thank you

Boi: 1. I'll add it to the pile. 2. Crossover with which? Alicorn genesis or your KND idea?

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"'Naked Dessert...I can think of TWO things wrong with that title." Thinks Soos to himself with a chuckle as the movie goes on... Still, he couldn't complain about today: Good movie, good friends, good GIRLfriend...

Yep good day all around, he turns to Melody as she laughs at the movie. She really was pretty, wasn't she? Her beautiful cerulean eyes, her pearly whites, her adorable laugh, her creepy dismembered hand crawling over her chest-

"Wait, what!?" Shouted Soos suddenly, before he can respond-

RIP!

Melody along with every other woman in the theater screamed as dismembered hands ripped off their shirts, pants, bra's, etc. Soos flusters as pandemonium breaks out.

Hand-witch laughs as most of the men are beaten by the humiliated woman for just gawking perversely...but then she sees one who isn't. Soos not only averted his Gaze but was gentleman enough to give her the shirt off his back to cover her. She thanks him warmly.

The Hand-witch practically swoons at this sight, "FINALLY! A REAL GENTLEMAN!" She shouts.

"SHHHHH!" Hissed Thompson suddenly. "Sorry." Whimpered Hand-witch and then whispers her spell more quietly-

"What the hey!" Shouts Soos as his hands glow and fall off!

"HEY! I SAID, SHHHH-

And then Thompson gets stampeded by a herd of naked girls. "Best injury ever." Thinks a bruised Thompson happily...

Soos is forced to watch as his hands scamper over to a creepy old crone. Hand-witch laughs, "Want these handsome?" She holds up his hands teasingly. "Then Come to my place!" she tosses him her address and flees on a cloud of hands.

Melody just frowns, "Did I got hit in the head jumping out of my seat faster then I thought or did a crazy lady steal your hands?" She asks baffled.

Soos shrugs, "Meh, I've been through weirder."

He quickly tries to help melody get home- but not before she helps him pick up the address -, but quickly looks for his friends first. "Guys? Where are you?" "PSST! Behind here." Whispers someone. Soos turns around and sees a naked Wendy, Pacifica, and Dipper hiding behind some ficus's.

Soos frowned at Dipper confused, "Wait, I thought the hands only attacked the girls-

"I don't want to talk about it." Interrupted a flustered Dipper while the girls at his sides giggled knowingly.

Soos looked back and forth between melody and the gang conflicted.

Dipper smiles sadly, "It's okay Soos. Just take Melody home. We'll take care of ourselves." Soos and melody thanked both of them and left.

Dipepr sighed, "So any ideas-

"Yes, give me a sec." Instructs Pacifica as she streaks away...and then just as quickly comes back her body now coverd with strips of cloth. She tehn gives additional cloth to them to cover their shame's.

Where did you get the clothes to rip up and makes these?" Asks Dipper.

Pacifica just smirks...

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A now naked Mable just sobs baffled sandwiched between the two overweight fans, "How did this even happen!?" She shouted confused while trying to cover her nudity as the blood bath continues to traumatize her.

"SHUT UP! THIS IS THE BEST" Screams both fans beside her.

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Eventually the group gets back together and heads toward the hand-wich's lair. Pacifica makes sure her stun gun is loaded before entering...

"Uh...miss witch? Can I have my hands back ?I have a wicked itch on my nose!" Groans Soos.

Hand-witch laughs on her throne, "Only a kiss will break the spell!" She puckers up to everyone's horror.

Soos recoils in disgust, "Uh...anything else I could do?"

Hand-witch growls, "NO! Do this or a I keep them...there are hundreds of ways I can have FUN With them." She says in a suggestive and perverse manner.

The group vomits...

"I'm talking about table tennis! Get your mind out of the gutter!" She snaps annoyed.

Soos sighs, "It's okay guys...it'll be like kissing my grandma...who likes being kissed...on the mouth." He says in resignation while everyone else vomits again from THAT image.

Hand-witch smiles, closes her eyes and leans over to get her kiss.

ZAP!

"I'm sorry, I just- I COULDN'T! It was TOO GROSS!" Shouts a horrified Pacifica with her stun gun whipped out. While the Hand-witch writhes and twitches on the ground, the gang frees all her hands from her spell. They all run home to their former owners, including Soos.

"YES! THAT FEELS SO GOOD!" Shouts Soos as he finally takes care of his itch.

The hand witch glares at them as she struggles to get up, "NO! I WON'T GO THROUGH ANOTHER LONELY SATURDAY! If you won't kiss me alive...THEN YOU'LL KISS ME IN DEATH!"

She screams as she causes the hand shaped pillars in and under her cave to fold up, causing the infrastructure of that entire part of the mountain to collapse!

"GAH! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Shouts Wendy.

"Way ahead of you!" Shouts Pacifica on a walkie-talkie.

Next thing the group knows, their being air-lifted to safety on a Northwest helicopter. "THIS IS AWESOME!" Screams Wendy excited.

Hand-witch watches her pray leave...as her house collapses on top of her, "I DIDN'T THINK THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH!" She shouted right before she's silenced forever...

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A naked, traumatized, sore Mable limped home...just in time to see the group laugh and eagerly talk about their latest adventure...

Mable then sees Waddles waddle up to her. "Heh, heh...they sure seemed to have had fun, huh waddles? But we...were gonna have more fun, right?! We'll show them!" She shouts desperately.

Waddles says nothing...he just continues to eat an odd mushroom he'd found under the shack.

Mable grabs waddles and lifts him up! "Time for our own adventure!" She shouts excited.

Waddles responds by peeing on her...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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