Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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RasenganFin: Wait, that's not a crack pairing. Crack pairings are pairings that look like the shipper was on drugs! Like Manly Dan/Multi-bear or Discord/Tirek! Twilight Sparkle/Dipper is more of a 'Crossover ship' or even a 'Ship That Pass in the Night'. In any case ENJOY!
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Taking a break from her gig as a 'real' Banshee, Pacifica goes into the kitchen for a drink. She asks an absentminded Dipper for permission- having learned basic manners from Dipper and Wendy that the Northwest's had always felt that they're above -who agrees, being so thirsty and hot she downs the first drinkable substance she sees...only getting the taste AFTER she's swallowed- innuendo not intended -and begins to gag and wretch.
Pacifica starts to freak out, Dipper runs in and sees the Mabel Juice, "That wasn't there this morning... Mabel must have just made it... yep. No plastic dinosaurs so it's very recent." Thinks Dipper to himself.
Dipper gets Pacifica a glass of ranch dressing vinegar Tabasco sauce and diet Pitt. He gives it to Pacifica and tells her to nurse that since it helps get the taste of Mabel Juice out ones mouth. Pacifica is disgusted and questions it's usefulness but Dipper assures her, "I've accidentally drunk Mabel Juice before. Trust me, this helps."
Pacifica reluctantly takes the reedy and agrees that it dose taste better then the juice. She then decides to take it easy with just sweeping until Stan says it's closing time.
Dipper claps his hands together, "Right, I know a lot's happened recently but I think it's time we get to work on the laptop."
"Can I go get it?" Asked a semi-queasy Pacifica who sounded/looked more confident then she felt. Dipper frowns, "I don't know, after drinking all that juice you should REALLY take a rest-
-Dipper she's fine BECAUSE she just survived drinking Mabel Juice!" Interrupted Wendy suddenly. "She MUST be tough for not puking! I mean that stuff is nasty! I wouldn't wish that stuff upon the person I despise the most... which in this case happens to be Mabel."
Pacifica thanks Wendy for the compliment and goes upstairs to fetch the laptop, while Dipper reads the journal for clues and Wendy brings the Registers contents to Stan- him not trusting the money being in the register after closing time.
Pacifica is at the top of the stairs when-
WRETCH!
Pacifica suddenly vomited rather violently, causing her to drop the laptop which then shatters on the stairs...
Both Wendy and Dipper hear the noise an rush to see what happened, although initially distraught by the broken laptop they quickly become more concerned for Pacifica as she's still puking.
"I-I'm sorry Dip-(vomits)"
"Pacifica your vomiting glitter! We'll worry about the laptop later! Right now you need to rest!" Exclaimed Dipper.
Suddenly Mable came in groaning...and smoldering...Bad enough she didn't restock in plastic dinosaurs but now she'd also lost waddles when that freak fire started!
She looks up and sees Wendy and Dipper helping Pacifca to the restroom, "Whoa, what happened to Pacifica?" Asked Mable innocently.
Dipper rounded on her, "Pacifica got sick from drinking your dang juice which you just left out for anyone to drink! Worse, she drooped the laptop shattering it! Once again your childish decisions have ruined everything!"
Mable scoffed, "Your nuts! My juice is great!" She turns to Soos with a pitcher of Mable Juice, "Ain't that right Soos?" Soos responds to screaming and jumping through a window.
Dipper just rolls his eyes and turns around to continue helping Pacifica.
Angry, Mable kicks a piece of fragmented laptop-
"AAUUGHH! MY EYE! WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY EYE?!"
-Which turned out to be a bad decision as it nailed Wendy in the eye. Before Mable can say anything she finds herself forcibly thrown out of the shack and the door locked behind her. She tries to protest, but one look at Dipper's angry glare through the screen door made Mable high-tail to Candy's to lie low...
Dipper does what he can to get the Laptop piece out of Wendy's eye and succeeds before putting a bag of ice on it.
Dipper apologizes to Wendy, hugging her and crying a little but Wendy stops it when she gets a good look of what the piece of laptop says "McGucket Labs". Dipper is excited to find an actual lead! "TO THE DUMP!" He shouts as he begins to walk off...only to remember Wendy's eye is sore and Pacifica's ill from Mabel Juice...both girls look at him in annoyed disbelief. "Uh...maybe tomorrow?" He asks sheepishly.
He then goes back to emptying Pacifica's puke bucket and replacing the ice that melts on Wendy's eye...
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Wendy calls her dad, "Dad, I got popped in the eye again, I'm going to spend the night here at the Shack until it heals."
Dan growls, "Did Dipper do this? If so, so help me-
"Dad relax! ...it was Mable actually, Dipper helped take care of my eye and found a recipe for a salve for it..."
Dan just continues to growl, "That girl...if she weren't a girl I'd..." He takes a deep breath, "Just be careful and get better soon sweetie."
"Will do dad."
She hangs up and sees Pacifica, "You want me to call your mom?"
Pacifica scoffs, "I doubt she notices I'm even gone, she's been drunk off her ass since Dad died."
Fortunately, this awkward lull in the conversation was interrupted by Dipper returning. He puts the salve on Wendy's eye and helps Pacifica into bed.
While he's doing that...the salves fumes and Wendy's overall tiredness start to make her delirious...
Dipper was cleaning out Pacifica's puke bucket when suddenly he was hoisted up in the air, "(giggle) Come on Dippey! Let's go to bed!" She says in an almost drunken fashion. Before Dipper can protest, he's dragged to bed and sandwiched between the two girls.
Not wanting to disturb Pacifica's sleep, Dipper tries to keep his panic quiet. "Uh, Wendy? I'm not comfortable- Wendy shrugs with a chuckle, "Too bad. It's either this or one of us sleeps upstairs with Mabel- and that ain't happening!"
Seeing that Wendy wasn't budging...Dipper simply resigned himself to a LONG night ahead... "At least her pants are on", thinks a flustered Dipper...which of course was Wendy's que to take off her jeans-
"Wait, what!?" Demanded quietly.
"It's summer, like hay I'm wearing pants to bed." She states before she snuggles into Dipper even more closely, "Dang, you're so nice to cuddle..." A tired and delirious Wendy says before falling asleep...
Dipper trying to make the best of the situation- and being a pubescent boy -grabs a penlight shines it under the covers. He sees Wendy is wearing green underwear and a lot of freckles on her otherwise very pale skin.
Dipper's heart races a bit-
SMACK!
Before getting playfully slapped in the groin by a half-asleep Pacifica, "Keep your 'dagger' sheathed perv." She said with a smirk before falling back asleep.
Mortified, Dipper quickly 'calmed' himself down...and went to sleep himself...
The Next morning Mabel comes home and goes downstairs hoping Dipper didn't throw out the Mabel Juice...she'd need all the nutrients she could get to renew her search for Waddles!
She looks into his room and see's he's in bed between Pacifica and Wendy who's still holding him. She glares and grumbles as she walks away, "Stupid playboy brother of mine... I can't get one boy to not be weird and he gets two pretty girls all over him!" She mutters annoyed.
...Meanwhile...
"I'll do whatever you want! Just don't hurt my Racoon wife!" Shouted Mcgucket as he was dragged away by men in red robes...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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