"I said we would watch the end of the Dragon war but since it's Christmas we'll be watching Snoggletog Gift of the night fury and how to train your dragon Homecoming." Gary said
"So, we going to see Astrid's mistake again." Snotlout said laughing at the memory
"Yep, and the kids will see Stoick and Nuffink and Zephyr will see their grandfather." Gary said
"You guys will see where the dragons went." Hiccup said
Hiccup (v.o.): This is Berk, boasting the kind of balmy, fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen. The one upside is our annual holiday. We call it Snoggletog. Why we chose such a stupid name remains a mystery. But with the war long over, and dragons living among us, this year's Snoggletog promises to be one to remember.
"It's still the same place I remembered 15 years ago." Valka said
[Toothless begins banging on the roof.]
Hiccup: Okay, okay, I'm coming. Well, good morning, Mr. Bossy!
[Toothless giggles at Hiccup, and Hiccup imitates Toothless' growl.]
"Oh, the good memories we had with our dragons." Hiccup said
"You know what I'll bring your dragons down, Toothless told them that you guys were alright but I'll take them back up during the dragon war so they don't attack you I can't risk injury." Gary said
Gary pressed the disappear barrier button and every dragon came down and sat next to New Berken's.
"Why do they get to sit next you guys"? Dagur asked
"Well, they have been with us for 5 years and with my mom for 20 years." Hiccup said
Hiccup: Do you always have to wake me up so early to go flying-
[Hiccup's metal foot slips on the ice, but Toothless catches him.]
"That still happens to this day me slipping on ice with my metal foot." Hiccup said
Every other Viking in New Berk who has a prosthetic foot nodded in argument.
"You're not the only one Hiccup the other missing foot Viking's have to suffer as well." Gobber said
"I know they do but they got used to it for their whole life while I only doubt with it for 5 years." Hiccup said
"And yet you don't tell me when you're having phantom pains it's always someone who has to tell me what's happing to you, just last week you had Phantom pains and the children didn't know what to do so they came running to me and mom (Astrid pointing at Valka) and crying their eyes out something was wrong with you." Astrid scolded Hiccup
"Okay, getting help for my foot I'm still stubborn about but at least I don't do all the chief work all by myself." Hiccup said
"You did all the chief work by yourself for 6 months when we were twenty." Astrid said
Hiccup: Stupid leg. Oh, thanks, buddy, I'm okay. Yeah, we can go flying now.
[Toothless burps in Hiccup's face.]
Hiccup: Eww, eww, what? Eww! Argh! Toothless.
Hiccup: Come on! Let's see what you've got today!
[They dive down a cliff face.]
Hiccup: WHOOO-HOOO!
Hiccup: Okay, you ready? Easy...
[Hiccup unhooks his leg and stands on Toothless, and jumps over a cliff while Toothless goes under. Hiccup lands on Toothless and hooks his leg back in.]
"You know whenever you do those tricks, I get worried for you." Astrid
"Why do you think I made the flying suit when we were 18." Hiccup said
"That also scared me as well, and I hated you for creating it." Astrid said
"What's this about a flight suit father"? Zephyr asked
"Um, nothing." Astrid and Hiccup said together
"Okay." Zephyr said being suspicious of her parents.
"They hiding something Nuffink and I'm going to find out about it." Zephyr whispered to her brother.
Hiccup: Yes! Finally!
"How many times have you done this Hiccup"? Heather asked
"Well, we made peace with the dragons for 5 months so it took me 5 months to get it right." Hiccup said
"So that's what you been doing whenever we been doing chores." Fishlegs said
"I did my own chores fast so I can fly with Toothless." Hiccup said
Viking: Here?
[A Viking on a Gronckle is holding up a shield.]
Gobber: Yes, yes, nooo, nooo, no, that one a wee bit higher!
Viking: Here?
Gobber: There! Ah, that's the spot!
"Decorating with dragons that what I wanted see for berk all those years ago." Valka said
Viking: Alright!
[A costumed Viking child growls at Meatlug, and Meatlug playfully roars back.]
"Oh, Meatlug girl wouldn't hurt anyone she's practically the mother hen among our group of dragons." Fishlegs said
Fishlegs: Attaboy, Meatlug!
Astrid: Are you ready, girl?
[Astrid throws two shields in the air, and Stormfly uses her tail spikes to nail them to a giant, wooden Christmas tree-like structure.]
"Oh, my sweet Stormfly she always has to spike people who were annoying me all the time like you Snotlout." Astrid said
"What do you mean I don't annoy you all the time"? Snotlout said innocently
"Stormfly, Tail Spike." Astrid said
Stormfly launched two spikes and they pined Snotlout against the wall.
"Now I know why I hated this so much." Snotlout said carefully pulling the spikes out.
"Well, I didn't and it's still funny after 10 years of not doing it." Astrid said laughing
Stoick: Odin's beard, Gobber. Vikings spending the winter holiday with dragons. What would our fathers say?
"They would say we're gone crazy, mad and downright delusional." Gobber said
"That's our grandfather"! Nuffink and Zephyr shouted
"Yep, that's your grandfather Stoick the Vast." Astrid said
"People still called him that after all those years"? Valka asked
"Yep, that's why I wanted to be like him when I was growing up." Hiccup said
"But you couldn't do it because you were like your mother Hiccup everything you would do reminds us of her." Gobber said
Gobber: They'd think we'd lost our minds!
Stoick: Hahahahaha. Well done. Well done, all of you! I've never thought I'd live to see this day. Peace on the island of Berk. This will surely be the greatest holiday, we've ever seen!
[Vikings and dragons cheer.]
Stoick: What the...?!
[Hundreds of dragons are flying above Berk, and the island's resident dragons all join them and fly away.]
"We were confused what they were doing until the next day we solved the problem." Astrid said
"Don't you mean you solved the problem by making them explode." Tuffnut said remembering the memory and Snotlout, Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Fishlegs laughed at the memory
"Don't laugh it took me two weeks to repair every roof." Astrid said
Gobber: What in Thor's name?!
Snotlout: Come back! Where are you going?
Fishlegs: Meatlug!
Astrid: Where's Hiccup?
"I'm out flying on Toothless." Hiccup sarcastically said
Everyone laughed at Hiccup's comment
Hiccup: What do you say, bud? Wanna go again?
[Toothless and Hiccup swerve the Dragons en masse.]
Hiccup: Whoa! Aaaaahhh! Oh, no! My helmet! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh...!
[Toothless dives for Hiccup's lost helmet.]
"Oh no my breast hat that dad made from my mom's armor doing the dragon war." Hiccup said sarcastically
"He did what with my what." Valka said in shock
Hiccup: Toothless! No, no, no, no! Whoa... Wait! Toothless! Stop! We'll get it later, bud. We need to get back and find out what's going on.
"See everyone I was confused what was happening as well." Hiccup said
"What happened"? Heather asked
"You'll see." Hiccup said
Viking: What's the matter? Where are you going?
Astrid: Nonono! Don't leave, Stormfly, don't go! Please?
[Hiccup and Toothless land back on the island]
Hiccup: Astrid!
Astrid: Hiccup! What's going on? Where are they going?
Viking 1: Why did they leave?
Viking 2: What's happening?
Viking 3: Will they ever come back?
Hiccup: Stop! Wait!
Stoick: Calm down! Give him a chance to speak! Hiccup, where are all our dragons going?
Hiccup: Dad... I don't know.
"What did I tell ya, I didn't know what was happening." Hiccup said
[Stormfly tries to encourage Toothless to join them, but Toothless can't because of his tail-fin.]
"I think Stormfly wanted to mate with Toothless back then." Snotlout said
"I don't think that's what Stormfly wanted I think she wanted him there just encase there is another Night fury he could mate with considering it took 6 years to find another breed of night fury." Hiccup said patting Toothless and Luna on the head and they both purred at the sensation.
Viking: Where'd they go?! Snoggletog is ruined!
Stoick: It's not ruined! We're Vikings! We've been perfectly happy celebrating without dragons for generations! And there's no reason we can't do it again! Now we don't know where they've gone off to. But we have to have faith that they'll be back again soon. Am I right?
Gobber: You're right, we are Vikings! We are tough!
[Gobber notices all the shiny bells and baubles attached to his arm and helmet.]
Gobber: Most of the time...
Gobber (off-screen): Let's sing some Snoggletog songs!
[The kids are walking back from the meeting in the Great Hall.]
Ruffnut: That was depressing...
Astrid: I know! I was looking forward to spending the holiday with Stormfly.
Fishlegs: [whistling]
Tuffnut: What are you so happy about? Don't you miss Meatlug?
Fishlegs: Me? Oh! Yeah! [fake sobbing] I miss him so much!
"Fishlegs what did you do"? Mala asked
"Oh. You will all see this." Astrid said
Fishlegs: Well, good night!
Astrid: I've got an idea! Let's come up with a bunch of new holiday traditions! You know, to bury the sadness!
[Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Snotlout groan.]
Hiccup: Actually, Astrid might be on to something.
Tuffnut: Easy for you to say. Your dragon can't go anywhere without you.
[Toothless looks over the ledge of a cliff.]
Ruffnut: Must be nice.
"Is that what gave you the idea to make Toothless fly on his own." Astrid said
"Yes, it was, my first attempt for Toothless to fly on his own without a rider." Hiccup said
Astrid: Yaknog! Get your Yaknog! Come on! Get a frothy delicious cup of cheer!
Snotlout and Tuffnut all rushed to toilet after thinking about that disgusting drink.
"Why are those two going to the bathroom"? Astrid asked
"Um, they were thinking about the time they drank your Yaknog." Ruffnut said
"It can't be that disgusting Hiccup drank it before." Astrid said looking at Hiccup who looked away
"You too, why didn't you say anything." Astrid said with tears in her eyes
"Please don't cry Milady I didn't want to hurt your feelings." Hiccup said
"Well, you did how are you going to earn my feelings back." Astrid said looking at Hiccup's dick
"I think you already know what you want." Hiccup said
"When will we get a break Gary"? Astrid asked
"After this episode then you'll get a 30-minute break before we go to the next Christmas episode." Gary asked
[Astrid comes upon her friends.]
Astrid: Hey, you guys! Try this tasty new beverage I made for the holidays.
Tuffnut: Ugh! What's that smell? Is that you? [shoves Ruffnut]
Astrid: It's Yaknog!
[Tuffnut coughs, disgusted.]
Tuffnut: Ugh! If I drink that I'm gonna yak nog all over the place!
Astrid: Maybe you'd rather taste a punch in the face?
[Ruffnut sniffs at the Yak Nog, disgusted.]
Snotlout: Astrid, it sounds delightful. I'd love a mug.
[Snotlout forces to swallow it because it tastes really bad.]
Snotlout: You could really taste the yak!
Fishlegs: Mmm, yum! What is that?
Astrid: Oh! You wanna try some? It's my new traditional drink.
[Snotlout stands behind Astrid, shaking his head with a look of warning on his face, and Fishlegs takes the hint that it's not for human consumption.]
"You guys didn't really like it." Astrid said sadly
"Sorry Astrid." Her 4 friends apologized
Fishlegs: Oh... You know... Ehm... I have... suddenly inexplicably changed my mind.
Astrid: Well, you don't know what you're missing. I bet Hiccup will love this.
[Astrid runs off.]
[Ruffnut notices Snotlout's discomfort.]
Ruffnut: Are you crying?
[At Gobber's smithy]
Astrid: Hiccup?
Hiccup: Yeah, I'm over here, Astrid. Coming!
Astrid: Here. Happy holidays, from me to you.
Hiccup: Thank you, Milady!
Astrid: What are you up to?
Hiccup: Okay, you're gonna think I'm crazy, but I just couldn't stop thinking about what Tuffnut said last night. Toothless can't come and go like the other dragons, and that's just not fair. I was up all night and I think I found a way to fix that.
[Hiccup shows Astrid a new tail fin, and takes a sip of the Yaknog. Realizing how disgusting it tastes, he's unable to swallow.]
"You didn't like it either Hiccup I thought it would be the same taste as when you swallowed a fish head Toothless gurgled back up." Astrid said
"The fish head tasted 8/10 of the disgusting value while the Yaknog was 10/10 of really disgusting." Hiccup said
Astrid: No way! You built him a new tail? So he's gonna be able to fly without you!
Hiccup: [With a mouth full of Yaknog] Hmhm!
Astrid: Wow, what a great gift!
Hiccup: Hmhm...
Astrid: What if he never comes back?
Hiccup: Mh...
Astrid: What am I saying? Of course he will!
Hiccup: Mhm!
Astrid: Well, I'm going spread some more holiday cheer! You're amazing!
[Astrid runs off again.]
[Once Astrid gets far enough away to not notice, Hiccup spits the Yaknog onto the floor.]
"How come I didn't hear you spit it I wasn't very far away." Astrid said
Hiccup: Blaaaaagghhhhh!
[Toothless is banging on the roof again.]
Hiccup: Toothless! Come on down, bud! I got something for ya!
[Toothless sniffs the contraption.]
Hiccup: What do you think of that? Yeah!
[Toothless playfully turns away from Hiccup.]
Hiccup: Would you just settle down! Toothless! Come on, bud! Let me get that on you! Yeah! You are going to love this. Okay.
[Toothless starts to freak out and tries get the new tail off.]
Hiccup: Nonono... To-Toothless! Stop! Please, wait! Toothless, please!
[Suddenly Toothless sees the trail expand on its own and calms down.]
Hiccup: Ah... Here you go. See? Got it?
[Toothless first looks to Hiccup, then to the tail-fin, then back to Hiccup.]
Hiccup: Toothless... Whoa!
[Without warning, Toothless shoots into the sky, flying away from Berk and his best friend.]
"Did he go to the other dragons Hiccup"? Heather asked
"No, you'll see." Hiccup said
[Three days later, Hiccup is still worrying about Toothless. He's lying awake in his bed, when suddenly there is a rhythmic banging on the roof. Hiccup excitedly runs outside.]
Hiccup: Toothless! I knew you'd come back... Urgh!
[Hiccup slips on the ice, then sees Stoick repairing the roof.]
Stoick: Morning, son!
Hiccup: Oh, hey, Dad...
Stoick: Glad you're up! I was looking for your helmet.
Hiccup: My- My helmet?
Stoick: Odin needs a place to put your goodies.
Hiccup: Yeah, right... I- I'll get on that. Great...
Stoick: Hold on! Hold on. Alright... Come on. What's on your mind? Out with it.
Hiccup: Oh, it's been three days, Dad. I just thought Toothless would be back by now.
Stoick: I'm sure he is with the other dragons.
Hiccup: Yeah? I wish I can be that sure.
"You thought your dad was Toothless." Heather said
"Well, he was big like a dragon and he was banging on the roof like Toothless did." Hiccup said
Stoick: Ah, listen... I know what it's like to miss someone you love this time of year. But what do we do, when they can't be here for the holiday? We celebrate them! And I imagine that is exactly what Toothless would want you to do. Right?
Hiccup: You're right.
Stoick: Good! Then go get that helmet! We've had enough disappointment around here.
[Hiccup is carrying oars thorough the village when he bumps into Fishlegs, who is carrying a large basket of fish.]
Hiccup: Oh, Fishlegs, you hungry? There's enough fish there to feed a dragon!
Fishlegs: Hahaha... Oh, a dragon? That's...
[Fishlegs runs off mid-sentence and into a barn carrying the fish basket. Hiccup suspiciously follows and looks inside when Fishlegs leaves.]
"What are you hiding to carry that lot of fish, Fishegs"? Atali asked
"And Hiccup was suspicious to follow." Mala said
[Meatlug breaks his chain and carries Hiccup away.]
Hiccup: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MEATLUG?!
"Fishlegs"! Everyone shouted that wasn't from Berk
"Sorry I didn't want her to fly off like every other dragon." Fishlegs said
Astrid: Hiccup? Where are you going?!
Hiccup: I HAVE NO IDEAAA!
Fishlegs: Meatlug? What about presents?! Hey!
"What presents are you talking about Fishlegs"? Mindin asked
Snotlout, Ruffnut, and Tuffnut laughed at what is going to happen
"You'll see something funny." Ruffnut said
[Back in the barn]
Fishlegs: I can't believe him.
Astrid: YOU can't believe HIM?! YOU KIDNAPPED YOUR DRAGON!
Fishlegs: Well, that makes it sound so mean.
[Tuffnut and Ruffnut notice something in Meatlug's nest.]
Tuffnut: [shocked] Hey, guys?
Astrid: [not paying attention; to Fishlegs] He flew away the second he was unleashed!
Fishlegs: I'm 72% sure he wanted to stay-
Tuffnut: [irritated] GUYS!
[The others finally see what's in the nest.]
Fishlegs: Whoa... Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks.
Ruffnut: You're such an idiot! Those aren't rocks, your dragon laid eggs!
"Oh ho." Wingmaidens, Defenders of the wing and Valka said knowing what's going to happen next while Astrid looked down in shame.
Astrid: Hey, wait! I bet that's why the dragons left: To lay their eggs!
Fishlegs: [confused] But, boy dragons don't lay eggs.
Ruffnut: Yeah, your boy dragon is a girl dragon.
Fishlegs: [surprised] Okay, that actually explains a few things.
Astrid: Hey! Everyone's missing their Dragons, right?
Snotlout: Oh, here it comes.
Astrid: I've got an idea! [ties a ribbon around one of the eggs] It'll be another new Snoggletog tradition! Oh, this is gonna be so good!
[They hide dragon eggs inside everyone's houses.]
"Oh dear." The same people said
[Hiccup is riding Meatlug over the ocean.]
Hiccup: Whoa! Meatlug, where are you taking me?
[They almost hit a dragon figurehead ship.]
Hiccup: AAH!
[They arrive at an island with hot springs, and thousands of nesting dragons. Hiccup sees all the baby dragons.]
Hiccup: You guys come here to have babies!
Hiccup: Whoa!
[He watches a Gronckle nudge her eggs into a spring. The eggs hatch under the water. Little baby dragons crawl out of the spring to their mother.]
Hiccup: Aww. Wow! Hey, look over here, you missed one. [egg explodes] WHOA!
[A baby Gronckle comes out of the egg.]
Hiccup: Man, it's a good thing those don't hatch on Berk!
"Oh no"! Everyone said except for the berk who already knows what will happen next
[After the teens plant a Gronckle egg in each Viking's house.]
Astrid: Wasn't this a great idea?
Fishlegs: Uh-huh! Everyone's gonna be so surprised!
[An egg explodes and the baby comes flying out of a house, hitting Fishlegs in the head.]
"Yeah, that is one explosive surprise." Heather said in shock
"Just wait more will be coming." Snotlout said
Fishlegs: Ow!
Snotlout: SURPRISE!
[Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Snotlout coo at the baby Gronckle, when Astrid realizes something.]
Astrid: The eggs... Explode?
[Houses all around her explode.]
"HAHAHAHA"! Snotlout, Tuffnut and Ruffnut laughed really hard
"That was a brilliant surprise Astrid did for everyone." Tuffnut said between laughs
Astrid: THE EGGS EXPLODE!
[A man runs screaming from his home.]
Astrid: I'm sorry! Sorry!
[Houses continue to explode everywhere. The "tree" sets on fire.]
Ruffnut: Awesome!
Tuffnut: Wow!
Snotlout: This is your best idea yet!
[Stoick sees the "tree" on fire.]
Stoick: What in Thor's name is going on?!
Astrid: The eggs explode.
[A final house over Astrid's shoulder explodes, and Astrid smiles nervously.]
"Damn Astrid." Heather said to her Best Friend
Hiccup: Toothless! Toothless? Ah, Toothless, where are you?
[Hiccup sees his dragon friends.]
Hiccup: Hookfang! Stormfly! Oh, you have no idea how happy I am to see you guys!
[Hiccup greets the baby Nadders.]
Hiccup: And you have... babies? Oh, look at you guys! All happy, together. Who knew you are leaving to celebrate your own sort of... holiday. I should get back to my holiday. So what do you say there, Hookfang? Think, you could give me a ride back home?
Everyone squealed at all of the baby dragons
"They are so cute." Nadia said
"Yeah, much cuter than the baby razorwhips." Minden said
Hiccup: I'll see you all back on Berk when you're good and ready, okay, gang?
[Hookfang starts to take Hiccup home, but everyone follows.]
Hiccup: Oh... Nono nonono... I think I just started the return migration.
[Baby dragons are eager to follow.]
Hiccup: Well, if you insist!
[Babies try to follow but don't have enough strength against the wind.]
Hiccup: Come on! Come on!
[Babies land back on the island.]
Hiccup: Ah, boy, this is never gonna work. Oh, hold on, I've got just the thing.
"What are you planning Hiccup"? Throk asked
"You'll see." Hiccup said
Stoick: Ah, Gobber, this is a disaster.
Gobber: Ah, it's not so bad.
Stoick: Oh, not that bad? The village is destroyed. The dragons have gone and left us. Let's face it – this holiday is a complete- What are these people looking at?
[Vikings see shimmering creatures high in the sky.]
Stoick: What is that?
[Dragon Figureheaded ship is being carried by dragons.]
Stoick: It's Hiccup!
Astrid: And our dragons!
[Vikings cheer.]
[Ship lands on Berk and baby dragons spill out.]
Snotlout: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Fishlegs: MEATLUG!
[Fishlegs runs and hugs Meatlug.]
"So, you used a broken half of the boat to carry all of the babies that's a nice job Hiccup." Mala said
Astrid: Stormfly! You're back! Oh! And there are babies!
"Did Astrid just squeal"? Heather asked confused
"Yep, she did and I love her when she does that." Hiccup said
"Oh, darling." Astrid said kissing Hiccup fully on the lips
Stoick: Hahaha! Well done, son! [Gives Hiccup a big bear hug]
Hiccup: [Gasping for air] Thanks, Dad!
Stoick: Everyone! Grab your dragons! To the Great Hall! We finally have something to celebrate!
"That's what we celebrate every year." Astrid said
[Back in the Great Hall]
Fishlegs: This is the best holiday ever! Howsa baby!
[Fishlegs makes baby noises at baby dragons.]
[Hiccup walks though the Hall, seeing everyone having a great time with their dragons. Well, almost everyone.]
Astrid: Hiccup, I know this must be really hard for you seeing everyone with their dragons. But you really did a wonderful thing. Thank you.
[Astrid kisses Hiccup and hugs him.]
"We were just friends, uh Astrid." Heather said remembering what Astrid said at Dragons edge.
Astrid pocks her tongue out at Heather after what she said.
Hiccup: Astrid, where did Toothless go?
Astrid: I don't know.
[Astrid sees Toothless creeping into the Great Hall.]
Astrid: Wow, man, I wouldn't wanna be you right now! I mean you brought back everyone's dragon except yours!
Hiccup: Yeah, you know, this is not helping, at all.
[Astrid turns Hiccup around to see Toothless running excitedly towards him.]
Hiccup: TOOTHLESS! Hey, bud!
[Hiccup hugs Toothless.]
Gobber: Stoick!
[Gobber gestures to Hiccup and Toothless.]
Hiccup: Bad dragon! Very bad dragon! You scared me to death. Don't ever stay away that long again, and what is in your mouth?
[Toothless puts Hiccup's now spit covered helmet on his head.]
[Snotlout, Astrid, Fishlegs, Tuffnut and Ruffnut groan in disgust.]
"Ewww"! Everyone shouted except for Hiccup who has been though that
Hiccup: Yeah, you found my helmet. What-hey! You found my helmet! That's where you've been? Buddy, thank you! You are amazing!
[Hiccup hugs Toothless again.]
Astrid: Happy Snoggletog!
Toothless is banging on the roof again.]
Hiccup: I'm coming, Toothless! Alright, bud, come on down. I was just-
[Hiccup sees Toothless has pulled out the old flight gear.]
Hiccup: Toothless, what'd you pull this out for? You don't need this anymore. Come on, let's get going.
[Toothless moves away from Hiccup.]
Hiccup: Would you quit fooling around? You have your new tail now. Toothless?
[Toothless breaks off the new tail.]
Hiccup: Toothless! Stop! What are you doing?
[Toothless pulls up the old gear again, and Hiccup realizes something: Toothless truly wants to need Hiccup to help him fly.]
"I guess Toothless wasn't ready to fly on his own yet." Mala said
"That was my hard work that Toothless destroyed in just one minute." Hiccup said
Hiccup (v.o.): Winter in Berk lasts most of the year. It hangs on with both hands and won't let go. And the only real comforts against the cold are those you keep close to your heart.
Hiccup: Okay, bud, you ready?
[Hiccup unhooks his leg and somersaults off of Toothless, and they freefall together.]
Hiccup: Yee-haw!
[Toothless taps Hiccup, spinning him in the air.]
Hiccup (narration): Turns out, that was the best Snoggletog ever. That year, I gave my best friend a pretty great gift.
[Hiccup hooks back onto Toothless and shakes the snow off the mountain.]
Hiccup: Whoo-hoo!
Hiccup (v.o.): But he gave me a better one!
"Alright Everyone we going to have a 30-minute break before we go to the other Christmas episode." Gary said
"Alright Hiccup come on we're going to our bedroom." Astrid said drugging Hiccup to their bedroom
"Oh no, they going to do their private business in the bedroom again." Zephyr said
In the Hiccstrid Bedroom
Hiccup and Astrid are making out while taking off each other's clothes until they made to the bedroom where Astrid made Hiccup sit on the bed and she got on her knees and started sucking Hiccup's penis while she used her hands to message Hiccup's nuts which made his dick to grow larger and wider and Astrid stopped sucking and started hand job on Hiccup's dick while still licking the tip where the pre-cum was coming out after 10 minutes of jerking and sucking Hiccup felt his cum coming out
"Oh, Milady I'm going to cum"! Hiccup shouted
Astrid put the penis in her mouth and started to blowjob and when Hiccup's dick hit the back of her throat Hiccup's cum come shooting out hitting the back of her throat and going down to her stomach while some come out and going on her breasts.
Astrid shallowed the big load of Hiccup's load and she was out of breath after that.
"We... have... 20... minutes... left... so... what... will... do... next..." Astrid said between breaths.
"How do you feel about me pounding your ass for 18 minutes straight." Hiccup said
Astrid smiled and she got off from the floor and she bent over on the bed with her arse and Vagina that is dripping wet in the air.
"Pound me, like a dirty dragon that I am." Astrid said talking dirty
Hiccup's penis went hard and Hiccup got up and put his dick in Astrid arse hard making her put her head on the bead and she groaned at the sudden penetration and the wide gape that Hiccup's penis was leaving.
Hiccup pounded Astrid really hard making her give off different moans, squeaks, groans and yelps this went on for 18 minutes and just before he could release his load he took his dick out of Astrids arse and put it in her pussy and pounded it really hard and he released his load in Astrid's vagina fulling her up by the little bulge that was showing near her stomach area and when Hiccup pulled out cum come out of her vagina and Astrid collapsed after that good fuck she just had with Hiccup.
"We... should... do... that... again..." Astrid said getting air back in her lungs
"Yeah, we should your moans are very sexy, let's get ourselves cleaned up and let's go back out there." Hiccup said walking into the bathroom to have a quick shower
Astrid who was now lying on her back lifted legs up and the sperm that was coming out went all over her body and she was using her hands to scoop it up and sucking on her fingers loving the taste of her husband's cum.
Hiccup came out from the bathroom all cleaned up wearing clean clothes and saw Astrid collecting the cum that's coming out of her vagina.
"Once you're done Astrid it's shower time." Hiccup said walking out of the bedroom and getting something to eat
"Where's Astrid"? Heather asked
"Still in the bedroom." Hiccup said
Heather looked around just encase the kids are around
"Did you fuck Astrid's brains out and is she a screamer or a squirter"? Heather asked
"I'm both, Heather." Astrid said coming in front of Hiccup and learning on him with a smile on her face and her eyes closed
"Alright everyone I gave you guys' extra time for a break so let's watch Homecoming next." Gary asked
Everyone went back to their seats and sat down and they waited until the show started
Hiccup (v.o): This is New Berk. At Snoggletog, the greatest time of the year. The lights, the hunting songs, the holiday shopping.
(Fishlegs is with Ruffnut out shopping. She is eyeing up an ax she likes.)
Heather looked at the screen in jealousy at how close Ruffnut is to Fishlegs
("No one should date my dragon boy, he's mine.") Heather thought with hated jealousy
"Ruffnut hunting for a new weapon without her brother has berk gone mad." Dagur said looking at the screen
Ruffnut: Ah hurr.
Hiccup (v.o): The Yaknog shooters.
(Snotlout and Tuffnut are out drinking. They end up spitting it out but order more.)
Tuffnut: Another round!
Snotlout: Make mine a double!
"Uh, I'm guessing the Yaknog has become so popular in New Berk now." Alvin said
"So, my drink turned into a game now." Astrid said
Everyone looked at Astrid scared that she's going to cry but they heard her laugh
"That's a brilliant idea. Why didn't I think about that"? Astrid said with a smile on her face
Hiccup (v.o): The only thing missing was… dragons.
(Two decorated sheep see a shadow fly over and panic, it turns out just to be a seagull.)
Hiccup (v.o): It's been ten years since Vikings and Dragons agreed to live apart. But that doesn't mean we've forgotten our flying friends.
"2000 years later they'll be back and every dragon has either evolved or there has been a lot of inbreeding among their own kind over the years." Gary said
"Dragons come back to the surface." Hiccup said in shock
"Yes, they do, they are the first breed to leave the caves and one of them is a Night Lights ancestors." Gary said
"So Toothless is going to be a Granddaddy." Astrid said
(Inside the Haddock home they are decorating. Astrid is nailing a garland to the fireplace with a dagger and Hiccup is telling a story to Nuffink, who is sitting cross-legged on the floor.)
Hiccup: …and the best part of all of it, Nuffink, was on Snoggletog Eve…
Nuffink: Yeah?
Hiccup: …I would make Toothless his favorite meal.
Nuffink: What was it?
Hiccup: Like trout…
Nuffink: Yeah.
Hiccup: …with a side of sea trout.
Nuffink: Yeah.
Hiccup: …on a bed of brook trout.
Nuffink: We all like trout.
Hiccup: Even though he's gone, I still make it for him. A lot of families do stuff like this. It keeps our loved ones in our hearts even though they are far away. So… want to help me catch some fish?
Nuffink: Good on you, we're going to feed Toothless. I don't need a fishing pole dad, I'll just butt the fish with me head.
(He runs into the fireplace with his head.)
Nuffink: Ow! Ow! Ow, haha.
(He does it several times, while Astrid and Hiccup look at each other.)
"Did Ruffnut and Tuffnut teach Nuffink to hit his head on everything"? Mala asked
"Nope I heard how grandpappy Stoick broke a rock with his head." Nuffink said
"It seems like Gobber was telling stories about my father again." Hiccup said
"I miss my best friend so much." Gobber said getting teary eyed
"Did the old man die from old age and how is Valka still alive"? Alvin asked
"Do you guys know Drago Bludvist"? Valka asked
"I think I heard his name thrown around in the dragon hunter base a few times." Dagur said
"Did you get to see him"? Valka asked
"No only his second hand only sees him." Dagur said
"Who was his second hand"? Valka asked
"Krogan was is second hand man who always reported to him about the going On's." Dagur said
"He was the leader of the dragon flyers who slaved the singetail to do their bidding and they were hard to defeat except for going up high where they seem to hate." Astrid said
"You'll see those episodes in the future." Gary said
Hiccup: Come on Nuffink, let's get Toothless his snack.
Nuffink: (laughs)
(Hiccup walks towards the door with his fishing pole.)
Hiccup (v.o): We were excited about making a traditional dragon feast. And then it hit me...
(He opens the door and steps out. Seconds later a log swings and hits him and crashes him into the snow. Nuffink runs to the door to see what has happened. Astrid comes up behind him.)
"Ahh, yes, the day I fell off the stage to my death and I'm guessing Toothless saved me." Hiccup said
"WHAT"! Astrid shouted
"You fell of the stage and we didn't know about it we could have lost you Hiccup." Astrid cried with tears running down her face and hugging Hiccup tightly encase he disappears from her
"Please don't cry, I don't like your beautiful blue eyes all red and your face all puffy." Hiccup said reassuring Astrid
"I can't after learning about what happened after the stage caught fire." Astrid said
Hiccup: Ahh!
(His fishing pole goes flying.)
Hiccup: HuH!
Hiccup (v.o): Not everyone was on board.
(He sits up in the snow as Zephyr comes running up.)
Zephyr: Hah hah hah! Yes, it works!
(Astrid stands in the doorway as Nuffink now rides the swinging log. It nearly hits her and she stops it from swinging.)
Astrid: Zephyr, what are you doing?
(Zephyr is now reeling in a rope on a winch.)
Zephyr: Testing my dragon defense system. You and all the grown-ups in New Berk are leaving them snacks. What if one shows up?
(Hiccup now standing and out of the snow.)
Hiccup: That would be great! We love dragons.
Zephyr: Why? They're monsters!
(Inside, Zephyr has the Book of Dragons and flips through the pages, showing death and destruction of the past.)
Hiccup: Oh, oh, oh er?
"Why didn't you guys throw out that book that should how to kill the dragons"? Heather asked
"Fishlegs can answer that." Hiccup said still reassuring his wife
"I might've swapped it when they were out of the house and I forgot to return to them." Fishlegs said
Astrid: Er!
Zephyr: I found this book in the attic. It was Grandpa's. How come you never told us the truth about dragons?
Hiccup: We did. Dragons are wonderful. They're our friends.
(Zephyr is not convinced.)
Zephyr: Tell me this… are they giant?
Hiccup: Well, yeah!
Zephyr: Razor-sharp teeth?
Hiccup: Errr...
Zephyr: Breathe fire?
Astrid: I suppose so.
Zephyr: Claws?
Hiccup: That'd be a yes.
Zephyr: What happened to your leg?
Hiccup: Oooo! Ha, oooo. Ahh.
"Never talk about the leg, Hiccup won't tell you the story, Astrid will cry about it, and Gobber will make up a story about Hiccup's leg." Snotlout said
"Seeing Hiccup fall in that inferno and losing his leg has giving me nightmares that I lost him instead and when he's not here I have nightmares about that day." Astrid said
Zephyr: That's what I thought! Maybe we don't leave fish snacks around to attract them, cause you know who doesn't want to be dragon dessert? ME!
(She gets off the couch disgruntled and walks away, leaving the book behind her.)
Zephyr: Nuffink, do you want to be a dessert for a dragon?
Nuffink: Emm, methinks I don't. Let's kill the dragons!
(He drops his fishing pole and runs off after his sister. Hiccup and Astrid are left in the large sitting room puzzled.)
Hiccup: How did this happen?
(Astrid and Hiccup are now sitting outside on the porch, next to a fire pit.)
Hiccup: Our ancestors were terrified of dragons because they didn't know them.
"Don't you mean they couldn't go to the nest without the help of dragons." Gary said
(Nuffink comes up the steps with an armful of sticks, he pauses and puts a stick in the fire and lights it up and runs off.)
Hiccup: Astrid, we cannot let our kids go down that road.
(Astrid stands up and stands in front of the fire and warms her hands.)
Astrid: Remember when we were kids, back in Old Berk; how we used to put on a pageant at Snoggletog?
(Nuffink is now pulling a very heavy ax along the floor through the doorway.)
Hiccup: Oh, yeah. (disparagingly) Those were fun.
Astrid: What if we brought the pageant back. We show the children of New Berk how humans and dragons became friends.
"The last one we had was about us killing dragons and know we going to show us being friends with dragons." Gobber said
(Hiccup stands up.)
Hiccup: (excitedly) That's a great idea, but we've only got four days until Snoggletog. Three, if you don't count Black Plague Friday.
"That was the worst Friday ever." Berk villager said
Astrid: Yeah, nothing gets done. Everybody's just shopping and coughing.
Hiccup: I think we could do this. Let's talk to Gobber.
(Nuffink now has an imitation dragon head on and goes charging into the log, his sister has just let down in the doorway. He goes flying back landing in the snow.)
Zephyr: (laughs)
Nuffink: You got me!
Astrid: Kid can take a hit!
(She looks over to a sad Hiccup, who is now leaning on the rail around the porch. She walks over to him.)
Hiccup: (sighs)
Astrid: Hey. Are you OK?
Hiccup: Yeah, it's just all this talk of dragons. Kinda makes me miss him. Hard at the holidays. Wonder if Toothless ever misses me.
"We all miss the dragons Hiccup." Fishlegs said
(In the Hidden World, the dragon sanctuary, Toothless is drawing a picture of Hiccup in the sand. His family sees what he is doing and comes down to join him. Pouncer and Ruffrunner edit the drawing by giving Hiccup wings. Toothless rubs away the wings and draws the shape of New Berk around Hiccup and then himself to one side. The last touch is a line that joins them together. The babies look at the drawing before leaving it when called by Toothless. Dart dallies and looks a little longer taking it all in.)
"Are those Toothless and Luna's children"? Heather asked
"Yes, they are and the one with all white around her body is my dragon." Zephyr said
"The one with white stomach is mine one." Nuffink said
"Did our children just got their first dragons to train." Astrid said
"It seems like they did." Hiccup said
(Back on New Berk, some children are throwing hard leather balls at the statue of Stoick the Vast.)
Child: Hit his nose!
(The children laugh and throw more balls until Gobber comes up and a catches ball, just before it hits, bursts it and throws it to one side.)
Child: Yeah, two for me!
"It seems like this was a good idea to throw a pageant to honor my father and Toothless." Hiccup said
Gobber: Filthy Hellions. How dare ye desecrate the statue of Stoick the Vast.
(The children laugh.)
Child: Who?
"We should talk about Stoick more often so the kids know who the first berk chief was before Hiccup." Astrid said
Gobber: Stoick, the bravest Viking in the history of Berk. He put the king in Viking.
(He turns and looks up at the statue.)
Gobber: O my dear mate. I miss you so. Remember the time we were at that meat house and those two Visigoths wagered I couldn't hold my left elbow in a boiling pot of gruel for five minutes?
(The children get bored and leave but Hiccup and Astrid walk up and see Gobber now talking to the statue alone.)
"At least you still remember Stoick, Gobber." Hiccup said
Yeah, all the young one's don't know who Stoick is. Gobber said
Didn't he die like 11 years ago before this generation was born. Heather said
We should have thought of that. Hiccup said
Gobber: …Haha. Good times.
(Hiccup coughs to get Gobber's attention.)
Hiccup: Er, Gobber?
Gobber: Hey kids. I was just talking to a statue of your father as if he was really here.
(Hiccup and Astrid give each other sideways glances.)
Gobber: It pains me how the wee ones of this town have forgotten Stoick.
Astrid: I know and Zephyr is afraid of dragons.
Hiccup: That's why we want to bring back the Snoggletog Pageant.
(They go to Gobber's hut and he blows off a thick cloud of dust off a book. It's the script from the very last pageant played all those years ago, when Hiccup was very young.)
"That was quite scary watching it when I was young." Hiccup said
"Weren't you scared of dragons when you were young"? Heather asked
"Yeah, I was scared of Dragons after Cloudjumper scratched me on the chin when I was just a new born." Hiccup said
Gobber: You're in luck. The script I wrote for the last pageant.
(Hiccup looks shocked. He remembers back as a child watching his father, kill models of dragons on stage. Stoick didn't hold back with the aggression.)
Stoick: Die, you evil beasts with twisted souls! (he chops the head of a model dragon) Vikings will forever swim in rivers of your blood!
(The other children in the audience are clapping and enjoying the pageant but Hiccup looks horrified.)
Gobber (o.s): Oo, that's nasty.
Hiccup: (still looking shocked) This has not aged well.
(He points to the script.)
Astrid: Emm. We may need to start from scratch. Why don't we show when everything changed?
Hiccup: (now happy and excited) That would be fantastic. Er, like when I met Toothless and…
Astrid: Maybe more the big picture, honey. When all Vikings and dragons became friends.
Gobber: Oh, Astrid I love that, I'll start writing immediately. This is going to be just what we need. To honor our friendship with dragons and of course…
(He lets a giant poster of an angry looking Stoick unroll and hang for all to see.)
Gobber: …my great friend… Stoick.
"Good idea, Gobber remembering our good old friend Stoick." Alvin said
(Astrid and Hiccup are a bit shocked.)
Hiccup: O-kay...
(He was going to say something else but Astrid stops him.)
(Back in the Hidden World Dart is still looking at the drawing and has an idea. She wakes her brothers, who immediately start to fight. She stops them and they eventually follow her back to the drawing in the sand. They then come to a decision and fly and leave the sanctuary by the waterfall and fly out across the sea, to find the island and Toothless' friend.)
(Back on New Berk, Gobber comes running up to Hiccup's workshop.)
Gobber: (puffing) Hiccup. I've been up all night…
(He comes in through the door.)
Gobber: …just the first draft… but I've got to be honest… it's brilliant!
(He is stopped in his tracks as he sees a model of Toothless, Hiccup is making.)
Gobber: Oh, Toothless?
"That looked so life like Hiccup." Nadia said
"That's what I was going for." Hiccup said
(Hiccup is wearing a full-sized model of Toothless' head; he opens the mouth to reveal his own head.)
Hiccup: Pretty great, right?
Gobber: Amazing.
(Hiccup takes off the head and places it onto the table.)
Gobber: Wait a minute, I've got an idea. We should use this for the pageant!
(Hiccup looks puzzled because he has made it for the pageant.)
Hiccup: Well, yeah, that's, that's…..(giving up) Gee I never would have thought of that.
(He walks over to a wall full of drawings, Gobber follows and looks too.)
Hiccup: I'm going to make him look so much like Toothless, Zephyr is going to fall in love with him.
(They are both becoming sad.)
Gobber: He's beautiful… but cogs and gears can't bring back the warmth of your friend's nose or the light in his eyes.
Hiccup: …or the sound of your best friend's voice.
(He pats Gobber's hand which is on his shoulder.)
Hiccup: Yeah, I-I miss my dad too, Gobber.
Gobber: Ahhh, we'll make them both proud.
(Later Hiccup walks back and up the steps to his home.)
Hiccup (v.o): It was a couple of days before Snoggletog and I…
(Hanging in front of the front door is a fish on a rope.)
Hiccup: …was getting excited about…
(He pulls on the fish.)
Hiccup: …the pageant…
(A log starts to swing towards him from the side, he manages to dodge it and get through the door.)
Hiccup: Ah. Uh-uh.
(He is pleased with himself.)
Hiccup: Then it hit me… Aah!
(He is struck by another log swinging inside the home and sent flying back out the door, down the steps landing heavily in the snow, some distance away; somehow a rope has become tangled around his boot. He starts to sit up but before he can do anything he is pulled back into the house and up into a net. He is now hanging upside down from the ceiling. Astrid and the children stand and look at him.)
Zephyr: Yes! It worked.
Nuffink runs up to him.
Nuffink: We're going to catch a dragon, dad. Knock 'em cold so he can't eat us.
Astrid: Zephyr designed the whole trap herself.
Hiccup: Ahh, so proud. Haha.
Zephyr: Come on Nuffink, let's set some traps outside, Come on, come on…
Nuffink: We're going to kill the dragon…
Astrid: What did I say about using the good knives…
Hiccup: A little help here…
(The excited children skip outside followed by Astrid.)
Hiccup: Has anybody… OK…
(The door is shut behind them and Hiccup is left hanging upside down in the dark.)
Hiccup: Ok, this pageant better work.
(Back in the Hidden World, Toothless and the Light Fury are asleep. Toothless, still half asleep, stirs and looks across to where the babies sleep, he then falls back to continue his nap. The Light Fury now awakens and looks across. She sends a blast over to a stalagmite crystal structure and it now glows with an eerie green light. She is then startled and wakes Toothless because the baby's nest is empty. They both frantically start to search for the babies.)
(Back on New Berk, the pageant preparations are well underway. Hiccup is looking through Gobber's script and he's none too pleased.)
Fishlegs and Ruffnut: Coming through.
(They carry some scenery passed Hiccup and Gobber.)
Gobber: Great news, Chief, after exhaustive casting, we've found our Hiccup.
Hiccup: Yeah, Gobber…. actually I want to ask you about the whole Hiccup character in the story….
(He has the script in his hands and flips through it.)
Gobber: Hiccup, present yourself.
(Tuffnut is standing there in an oversized brown jacket over a green tunic and a big mop of wool on top of his dreadlocks. He walks forward. Hiccup is shocked.)
Hiccup: Tuffnut!
Gobber: Tuffnut, give us a taste.
Tuffnut: (still sounding like Tuffnut) Er, a dragon is coming. Aghhh, help me, help ... er, er...line?
(Gobber holds up a clipboard, with one page on it.)
Gobber: Me.
Tuffnut: Right. Meeeee.
Hiccup Are you…
(Hiccup tries to leave but Gobber pulls him back.)
Gobber: Great, now let's see you run away in fear.
(Tuffnut leaps up and down. His legs going everywhere while he grunts.)
Gobber: Look at those knock-knees! And the splayed gait of a newborn lamb.
Hiccup: I do not run like that. Do I run like that? Which brings me to a bigger point. Um, I've read the script, Gobber, and I have some notes. I'm not sure the character of Hiccup is coming through er… quite as heroic as I was. I-I was pretty heroic. No?
Gobber: Oh mate, I think we've got the gist of it.
(He knocks Hiccup over and his copy of the script goes flying.)
Hiccup: (exasperated) it's not in any way… Me.
(Astrid walks up to Tuffnut on the stage. She mistakes him for Hiccup.)
Astrid: Hey, Hiccup I was …Oh.
Hiccup: Are you serious?
Gobber: Hah hah hah!
Stagehand: Coming through.
(The three babies are flying to New Berk. Ruffrunner is having trouble staying awake and need to be rescued by his brother. After all, it is a long flight for them. Slowly New Berk comes into view through the mist.)
"So, we had three baby dragons visiting New Berk." New Berk Viking said
(Back at the auditions.)
Gobber: Better luck next time, Angus.
Gobber: Nice effort. Who's next?
(Hiccup is sitting looking bored with Gobber's casting. Fishlegs walks up into the middle of the stage.)
Fishlegs: Fishlegs Ingerman, reading for the role of Stoick the Vast.
(Upon a high platform a Viking has got a shield with a fire pit in front of him, he uses it to shine a light down onto Fishlegs.)
Fishlegs: (sighs) If I don't return, er no, no. (coughs and clears his throat) (standing tall and then with a perfect Stoick voice) If I don't return, know that all I am, all I do, is for you, my precious Hiccup.
(Astrid and Hiccup are amazed, it's as if Stoick is there. Even Zephyr looks up from her stick sharpening.)
"Why couldn't Fishlegs do Stoick doing the play he sounded great even better than me." Hiccup said
Because Gobber wanted to play his best friend in the play. Fishlegs said
Hiccup: (to Gobber) Wow, so are you thinking what I'm thinking….
Gobber: Yes I am... This isn't working!
Hiccup: What! Not working?
Gobber: You're right. I should do it! No, no don't try and talk me out of it. I knew Stoick best.
(He goes onto the stage and pushes Fishlegs out of away. He stands in the middle of the stage and with a very thick accent, nothing like Stoick.)
Gobber: If I don't return, know that all I am, all I do (he starts to cry) I miss him so much. I need a moment.
Hiccup: Da da da, we're doomed.
(Hiccup throws the script into the air in despair. The babies come flying into New Berk and land. They are fascinated by the snow and the two brothers play in it. They look down on the village and can hear crying. Gobber is still crying.)
Hiccup: Gobber the pageant is tonight, so are you sure you are going to be able to do this?
Gobber: (still crying) I hoped it wouldn't be noticeable.
Hiccup: You know, it is, but Gobber, think of the kids. We're doing this for them.
(Astrid is looking at the script while Nuffink bangs his head repeatedly on a wooden bench, while Zephyr is sharpening a stick with a knife.)
Gobber: Aye Hiccup… brilliant as always.
(Toothless' babies have made it into the village and hide under the stage. They see a freestanding metal model that looks a bit like Toothless and it frightens them at first.)
Hiccup: You're going to be fine.
(Hiccup goes up to the model of Toothless with a wrench to make some fine-tuning. As he stands there, Dart sees him as the drawing Toothless did. She wants to go forward but her brothers pull her back. The hatch shuts with a noise which Hiccup hears.)
"I knew I heard something and saw something but I didn't know what it was." Hiccup said in shock
"So, the dragons arrived to New Berk without their parents who knew they were rebels." Astrid said
Hiccup: What?
(He's not sure what he has seen or heard. The babies retreat.)
Gobber: Ok, people two minutes to curtain.
(Hiccup hasn't time to investigate further. The babies now run down a cleared of snow pathway, when they come upon their first sheep. The sheep is decorated with bells and upon seeing the dragons, starts to shake with fear. The babies make their way passed the sheep and then fly up to a rocky cliff where they can see all what's going on. They look down and can see the stage and rows of people seated in front of it. Pouncer looks back and can see his parents sitting there. He pokes his sister with his wing, who also looks around, and, startled she nudges her sleeping sibling with her tail, so all three are now looking at their parents. Toothless gives a growl and all three babies blame the other ones. While Toothless and their mother are telling them off they suddenly hear the noise coming from some bagpipes the Pageant is about to start. They all stop to watch. Down at the stage, some musicians are playing an introduction. Ruffnut and Fishlegs pull a rope that pulls a wooden sun up above the stage. Snotlout is in the 'prompts' position and sets the script up ready. A Viking above the stage shines a light down onto the center. All is ready. The curtains open and Gobber as Stoick with a huge straw beard and a gawky looking Tuffnut as Hiccup are standing there. The audience clap.)
Gobber: Hiccup, today is the day everything changes. I have tamed a dragon.
(There's a pause as Tuffnut looks down at the script, Snotlout is winding it up. Tuffnut bends down to read the script.)
Tuffnut: I am so tiny and afraid…
(Hiccup is watching from backstage with Astrid, he can't believe what he is hearing.)
Hiccup: (hardly able to get the words out) What, what is that, what is that? That never happened.
Astrid: So Gobber took a few liberties.
Hiccup: (agitated) I don't know. There where dragons everywhere and people doubting me, especially my own father.
(Astrid puts a calming hand on his shoulder, as he gets even more worked up.)
Hiccup: ...and then I stood my ground and touched one…
(He puts his hand up like he did when he bonded with Toothless.)
Hiccup: I touched a dragon… That's hardcore.
Astrid: He's got the spirit of the story.
(Hiccup climbs into the iron costume of Toothless.)
Astrid: That's what this pageant is all about, is it?
Hiccup: I guess so.
(Back on stage.)
Gobber: Hiccup, you are weak and fear dragons. I am strong and understand them….
(Backstage.)
Hiccup: Honey, I don't know if I want to go through with this.
(She pulls the head down quickly, muffling anything else he wants to say.)
Astrid: You're on.
(She then does a 'thumbs up' to Fishlegs and Ruffnut who pull on another rope, that hoists the mechanical Toothless into the air. Hiccup is now left dangling.)
Hiccup: Astrid, I-I-I…What….
(The musicians continue to play. On stage, Gobber and Tuffnut are standing there as Toothless is slowly winched across the stage. The children in the audience are enthralled. Nuffink inches to the edge of his seat in awe, but Zephyr isn't so fascinated. A light shines onto 'Toothless', as he turns and heads towards the front of the stage.)
Child: A dragon!
Gobber: There he is. The Night Fury.
(Hiccup inside, is none too happy. He sits there with various levers and ropes to pull.)
Hiccup: (sighs)
(They winch 'Toothless' further across the stage. Nuffink is amazed but Zephyr continues to sharpen her stick with a long knife. Hiccup pulls a lever inside and Toothless' ears waggle.)
Nuffink: Whoa.
(Zephyr gives Nuffink a look, so Nuffink acts like he doesn't care.)
Zephyr: Nope.
Nuffink: (mumbles) Whatever.
(Hiccup now cranks a wheel and Toothless' wings come out. The crowd quietly cheer. From above the stage and on the cliff, the babies turn and look at Toothless after seeing the 'other' one. Back on stage. Tuffnut is shielding his eyes from the spotlight.)
Gobber: (to Tuffnut) This pageant is bringing out feelings. Stoick would have loved this. The only thing vaster than his presence was his capacity for mirth!…
Gobber: (crying)
(He is getting very emotional and walks over and blows his nose on the curtain. This pulls off his beard and it gets set alight by a small brazier, along with some ropes. The fire travels along the ropes at speed across the back of the stage.)
Fishlegs: Ho ho. Ok, thank you, love.
(Fishlegs kisses Ruffnut, getting sidetracked and dropping their ropes, which causes a sandbag to drop onto a stagehand, and he lets go of a shield and it rolls into the burning ropes. It catches alight rolls across the set and sets fire to a ladder. The whole set is slowly catching fire. Gobber is still crying. Tuffnut is unaware and continues to 'act'. In the audience Zephyr has noticed, as has one of Toothless' babies.)
("Ruffnut has Fishlegs under her spell to make him to fall in love with her I'll save you my dragon genies.") Heather thought with jealousy
"See how everything was burning it affected my costume." Hiccup said
Tuffnut: Brave father, I remember your wise words. Hiccup, you can be a giant, but face thine enemies with care…
Snotlout: Oh, Thor.
(Snotlout is still winding on the script when he notices the fire. He leaves the script and climbs out and tackles the fire, throwing a burning shield across the stage to Fishlegs, who bungles picking it up and sets fire to even more of the props. They both run away screaming. The audience is now getting worried. Tuffnut, unaware of the fire and having not learned his lines, has got stuck on his last line on the 'prompt' and keeps repeating it.)
Tuffnut: Er, Hiccup… you can be a giant but face…
(The audience is worried about the fire.)
Tuffnut: Er, Hiccup… you can be a giant butt-face…
(Gobber notices the fire.)
Gobber: Don't panic. It's just part of the show.
(Astrid, backstage, can see the fire and tries to put it out. Meanwhile, Hiccup, still in the Toothless costume and suspended over the stage, is being swung around.)
Hiccup: Whoa. Ooo.
(Finally, the rope breaks and Hiccup is dropped to the ground along with collapsing burning sets and gantries.)
Fishlegs: Ooo!
Ruffnut: Oooo!
Hiccup: Ahhhhhh!
(Hiccup lands heavily on his back but manages to sit up. The fall has made one of the costume's eyes pop out on a spring, which is a bit disconcerting. Toothless and his babies look a bit shocked too, but less than one second later, Toothless can only roll his eyes and scoff in utter disbelief. Meanwhile, Hiccup inside the costume is pulling levers, which break off. He somehow gets to his feet, but the levers are not working and he has trouble controlling his actions. He ends up staggering around the stage. The audience is getting frightened. Nuffink starts to cry but Zephyr steps in to defend him with her sharpened stick.)
Gobber: Do something!
Hiccup: Got it. Maybe this one.
(He pulls a lever and a blast of fire is sent from the mouth up into the air. Everyone ducks.)
Gobber: Why would you give it that functionality!? Ahhhh!
(He has to run out of the way too.)
Hiccup: I'm on it.
(He now starts to stagger across the burning stage. Toothless has been watching and is getting a little worried. The stage is empty except for Hiccup, who loses his footing.)
Hiccup: Agh. I got it.
(Toothless spots this, and at a speed that only a Night Fury can reach, flies towards the stage. Hiccup finally slips and falls off the cliff at the back of the stage.)
Hiccup: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Hiccup continues to scream as he plummets towards the ground until suddenly his descent is stopped. Toothless has caught him and takes him back to the stage and sets him down. Hiccup staggers about not knowing who has rescued him.)
Hiccup: Gobber?
(Toothless hears Hiccup's voice and realizes he is inside the costume.)
Hiccup: Gobber? Is that you?
(Hiccup is having trouble inside the costume.)
Hiccup: Thanks for helping out there.
(Toothless gets excited knowing its Hiccup and licks the model's face. Hiccup can only smell Toothless' breath.)
"HICCUP"! Astrid shouted in panic and with tears in her eyes
"It's alright Milady Toothless saved me." Hiccup reassuring Astrid
"I thought you would lose to sacrifice yourself since you saved Toothless and Luna 10 years ago." Astrid said
Hiccup: Ugh! What did you have, raw trout for lunch?
(Toothless snuggles in on the metal head and coos. Hiccup can't see a thing and is pushed back a little. He doesn't know Toothless is there and saying hello.)
Hiccup: I'll just shift my weight…
(And with that he falls flat on his face.)
Hiccup: Oh, Gobber?
(Gobber now off the stage and a little bit annoyed.)
Gobber: How did you lose your last two limbs, Gobber? Oh, it was a pageant!
Hiccup: Gobber?
(Gobber turns to the sound of Hiccup's voice. The stage is still covered in smoke.)
Gobber: Hiccup?
(He looks through the smoke and can see a blurry figure of a Night Fury. Toothless, getting an idea, goes towards him a little and then stands there and opens his wings. A spotlight shines on Gobber.)
Audience: Oooh!
(Toothless' family watch from the rock.)
Gobber: (aside) Wow. Nice one, Hiccup.
(Gobber thinks its Hiccup in costume and starts to act again.)
Gobber: Greetings, magnificent creature, will you allow Stoick to tame you with his gentle… touch?
(Gobber has a wooden prosthetic hand and moves it so it's upright. He stands there with his arm outstretched and closes his eyes and bows his head. In the audience, Zephyr and Nuffink are getting really interested now. Toothless looks up at his family and then at the hand and then moves in like he did to Hiccup all those years ago. It also shows his family how he and Hiccup became friends forever.)
Audience: Ahhhhhh!
Gobber: Let man and dragon be forever bonded in trust and love.
(The audience clap and cheer, even Zephyr. Pouncer and Ruffrunner re-enact the bonding scene before they start to fight again. Dart is enthralled.)
Gobber: Thank you. Thank you very much.
(Toothless looks up at his family and then turns to go backstage into the remaining smoke from the fires.)
Nuffink: That was amazing. So exciting I could fly.
(He leaps up arms out-stretched only to come plummeting down into the dirt.)
Zephyr: It's just a show Nuffink. It's just dad in a suit.
Nuffink: Way to go, dad.
(Zephyr looks at the stage and can see movement. She can make out a dragon's wing and runs backstage.)
Zephyr: Hey, Dad? Dad?
(She looks up and can see the real Toothless; he gently growls and she goes for her stick but drops it. Through the smoke Toothless walks towards her, his eyes wide and he smiles. Zephyr stares back in amazement.)
Zephyr: Hi.
(They continue to look at one another until Hiccup calls out. He is still stuck in the costume.)
Hiccup: Er, a little help here? Gobber? Anyone?
(Toothless looks towards the sound and gives Zephyr a gummy smile and her eyes are as big as saucers.)
Hiccup: (mumbling) Literally anyone?
(Zephyr is reflected in Toothless' big green eyes. Suddenly there is a call and Toothless looks up and sees the Light Fury and the babies fly nearby. The Light Fury turns and flies off and Toothless follows. Zephyr runs through the smoke to see them go. She then laughs with joy at what she has seen.)
(After the Pageant. The family and Gobber are walking home. Zephyr is dancing around, arms extended like a flying dragon.)
Zephyr: I love dragons and I love Toothless. He's beautiful. Why didn't you tell me you were really going to bring him here?
(Astrid and Hiccup are arm-in-arm.)
Hiccup: I have literally no idea what's she's talking about. This whole thing was... not what I expected.
(They come across children who are playing on the statue of Stoick. This time they are decorating it with a holly garland. Nuffink puts on a helmet and pretends to be his grandfather.)
Nuffink: I'm Stoick the Vast.
(Zephyr jumps in.)
Zephyr: …and I'm Toothless. Let's be friends.
(They copy the bonding scene, where Nuffink is Stoick and Zephyr is Toothless.)
Hiccup: (sighs) You were right.
(He turns to Astrid.)
Hiccup: It was exactly what everyone needed. For the kids… and for the memory of my father.
Astrid: Ah!
(And she gives him a hug.)
Hiccup: Gobber. You have well honored my father and your friend.
Gobber: It was my deepest privilege to do so. Thank you Hiccup… Well, guess I'll be heading home, alone….all the best Snoggletogs I spent in solitary, cavernous, silence.
Astrid: Gobber?
Hiccup: If you are free tonight...?
Gobber: I'd love to.
(They walk back to the house.)
Zephyr: Gobber, wait.
(Zephyr stops Gobber going up to the steps to the door. She throws Nuffink's helmet first and it gets clubbed by a flying mace.)
Gobber: Oh, that's clever.
Zephyr: And…
(And then two arrows impact the platform.)
Zephyr: You're good.
Hiccup: Soo proud!
(The door to the Haddock's home bursts open and the children followed by Hiccup, Gobber and Astrid walk in. There is a green glow in the room. The children run up to the fireplace.)
Zephyr: Whoa, look at that.
(Nuffink skips in behind his sister.)
Nuffink: That's so cool.
(On the mantelpiece is a green glowing crystal stalagmite.)
Zephyr: It's beautiful.
(Hiccup, Astrid, and Gobber walk over to the fireplace.)
Astrid: Hiccup, did you do this?
Hiccup: No.
Astrid: The bowl, it's…
(Hiccup takes down a bowl which he had filled with trout.)
Astrid: It's empty!
Hiccup: Toothless?
Gobber: Can it be.
(They run outside and look up at the full moon. They see two big dragons and three little ones flying. Toothless coos and his tongue is hanging out.)
Hiccup: Toothless!
Hiccup (v.o.) …and then it hit me.
(The children run out and crash into him and Astrid as they stand by the rail looking up at the night sky.)
Hiccup (v.o.): Our loved ones are always nearby…
(Gobber comes in for a group hug.)
Gobber: Ahhhh!
Hiccup: …When we hold them in our hearts.
Astrid (o.s) Maybe it's our turn to visit them.
(Sometime later, they have now sailed to the entrance to The Hidden World, where Hiccup meets Toothless properly this time and they go for a flight. Stormfly arrives too, to see Astrid. Both families enjoy a flight through the clouds. This was the end scene of How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World.)
I loved Toothless and the dragons. Zephyr said
Alright guys since we finshed with Christmas it's time to watch the end of the dragon war meaning the dragons have to go back behind the barrier, sorry guys. Gary said pushing a button and every dragon went back to the top floor and behind the barrier.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2023
